Hellomissjordan

[Thechubbymoaner]

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My mate was split with her bloke for almost a year before they changed statuses...just sayin

 

[Mgle]

She'll totally get married for the gram. Sad really

 

[gingerteacup]

Goodness that video showing her hair was awkward. The weird tongue moment was a lot.

The hair looks shit. The fringe is far too thin. She looked better before.

Yeah, I'm also quite tired of her constantly mentioning she's a size 4-6. It's a bit tasteless IMO.

Also this may have been discussed before but what's with her mentioning how she looks like Audrey Hepburn all the time? I literally can't see a resemblance someone plz help

I think it’s laughable for her to state she looks like Audrey. Her face is far too round to emulate her. Just because she has brown hair. Gosh, she’s so up herself.

 

[QueenDecember]

Oh but she's on 100k guys... Don't you know??? Like she's special... She's really something special. She's Jordan, she's above everyone and everything. Stupid Tesco ...don't they know she's on 100k???

Guess Tesco missed the memo

 

[xits_jjx]

I don’t mind the gaming, especially if it’s an interesting one (AC isn’t but each to their own), but she needs a real hobby to keep her mind occupied and off Instagram. She does nothing but post a thousand stories and she only goes out if it’s to shoot photos.

she should join a class or attend some workshops, ESPECIALLY if this break up is hard on her, some human interaction— albeit social distanced — will do her a world of good

 

[Isaconsuela]

100% agree! If you’ve ever seen the comments they post on each other’s posts, it is often shading other people/haters and making fun of stuff they’ve said.

they're so toxic and bitchy the only people that can stand them... is each other


You literally never see any other bloggers with them now lol wonder why

 

[Isaconsuela]

I can’t imagine why someone would post this. Even if she was really being harassed why post something so toxic publicly? Isn’t she the one always telling people to handle these things privately in DMs

Yes Jordan has her mental health issues (not that that’s an excuse) but I also think hanging out with Alex is really influencing in a negative way. Her attitude is really changing for the worse

Yeah she's becoming more toxic. Jordan seems a bit like Peter Pettigrew, she's weak and easily influenced by online trolls (Alex), which ultimately makes her just as bad because she goes along with mocking other people and putting other girls down

What's funny/sad is... this is their whole life. Their Instagram feuds and catty behaviour... it means everything to them, they don't have any other social interaction Instagram isn't real !

Even if Alex wasn’t a complete c***, it’d still be extremely unhealthy to constantly be with the same person all the time.

Do you ever see their comments on each other’s posts? Alex posted a photo that was taken by Adriana from a year ago and Jordan Commented on the pic saying “hate it cause I didn’t take it ” and Alex was like “I wouldn’t give the Person who took it the time of day” and Jordan liked that comment. It’s so bitchy to be talking about people like that in your comments.

Also, I've never seen another blogger bitching about them! It's so telling, don't you think?

Maybe other bloggers just realised that they're quite bitchy horrible people and don't wanna go anywhere near them, for the toxicity, which is why they're always left to each other

Do you think this bitchy behaviour is an attempt to seem more interesting on Instagram or do you think this is genuinely their normal behaviour ?

 

[QueenDecember]

This is kinda off topic but also kinda not... but this girl’s account popped up for me on Tiktok and her princess/royalty content is EVERYTHING Jordan and Alex wish they were but aren’t. She also doesn’t bat her eyelashes like a dimwit which is a major plus

Def check her content out if you like fairytale, romanticism that’s done in a more mature and elegant way

 

[em69]

Am I the only one that remembers that her film last year was her announcement that her and Tom we back together ??? And now saying she was alone!? Wtf

Yeah like she dragged him in for the content but had actually kicked him out that Christmas.

 

[tired&uninspired]

Hi guys - I’m new to this thread but agree with all your comments and observations on this one. She seems like a really nice girl just very insecure and obsessive about living her life through a lens. I do find it concerning that she never leaves the house except to do shoots, she seems very lonely I think.

I agree as well that she is extremely immature and that her story content is a complete juxtaposition from her grid which portrays idyllic carefree fun but in real life she’s more obsessive, mopey and neurotic. I unfollowed her during lockdown because I found the animal crossing stuff absolutely ridiculous.

I saw your comments about her not wanting to say she’s thin but ALWAYS saying she’s thin and I saw this post which just killed me off. This comes across so bitchy from her. I really like Alexandra Tealeaf personally as I think she has a lot about her unlike little miss priss.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I cant help but see Katya from strictly.

She clearly has MH issues as well as issues with what she eats for sure. She needs to get off social media.

She needs some good, decent , caring genuine friends around her to give her some love and decent, personal support, not just a leachy photographer

 

[lucyabigail]

I think she’s really nice. She clearly works really hard and her photos are stunning! Love that she can be really goofy too.

 

[Smellyinghams]

To be honest it’s nice people are tagging her at all. But go off Jordan, give everyone a lecture

I mean I get that it can be annoying if people use similar ideas to you. But also, a lot of it is probably coincidence or people not knowing who the original creator of some of these concepts were. I mean Alex coincidentally posted a cloud photo the day after @awesemheaver did relatively recently. I don’t believe there was copying involved... it was just coincidental for the record. I have also seen really similar photos to other creators done before where I’ve asked the person if they got the idea from a particular person and it turned out just to be a coincidence.

There are literally a load of randomers on Instagram who create content and honestly a lot of them probably don’t take that stuff as seriously as Jordan. She can’t really call the shots because content creators aren’t exactly regulated. It’s just something she’ll have to grin and bear I guess.

 

[g.m.j]

Did anyone else she posted about having to get ready for an impromptu date on Saturday?! It was in her stories with Alexandra @ the weekend. I don’t think she went in the end but like…she ended the engagement about 30 seconds ago

 

[Smellyinghams]

So I think she’s going full time with content creation and has finished with Lecenté. If you go onto her LinkedIn ( make sure you’re logged out or she’ll get a notification you viewed her page), it says she worked with lecenté til October 2021. So she’ll probably finish up soon.

 

[QueenDecember]

Jordan became so unba

She’s always been very contradictory in this way. She talks about being very money savvy but she’s also always talking about spending bans and buying a new dress or something. Who needs any new clothes at the moment? We have literally nowhere to go.

She’s not money savvy. I’ve seen her claim she is on more than one occasion but that’s downright laughable. Talk to me about your investment portfolio Jordan... what’s that look like?

Owning a shoebox, working full time as an influencer and part-time selling tacky nail polish is not impressive or special

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

She’s showed herself getting changed into a dress with the tags on.... suggests she’ll be flogging/returning that soon then.

And then there’s this...

Really???

Yeah Jordan...try doing it with a full time time, then it's hard. She wouldn't know hard work if it smacked her in the face

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

As above. Would rather get the truth and then not buy it.

Than have an influencer wax lyrical about something shite and encourage people to spend money.

I guess if its a PR product she got the product for free to review but no money to advertise.

 

[snapdrag0n]

Ooohhh they’ve broken up!

Where/what/how etc? Tbh not surprised, how he put up with only going on holiday for the gram and staged photos must’ve been annoying. I find it very sad that her life is for the gram, every experience planned for a grid post

 

[Smellyinghams]

Here she goes again bragging about getting the smallest size and it being huge on her

Yeah it can be triggering and put others down.