Hellomissjordan

[QueenDecember]

Jordan is clearly unwell mentally and I do think has had ED issues at some stage. I’m in recovery from anorexia and in a good place — but the content she pushes out is dangerous to anyone who might be following her and struggling mentally.

A lot of Jordan’s story content is quite triggering tbh. She should be more careful about what she shares.

 

[QueenDecember]

I’m new (but a lurker) here and joined just to complain about her never shutting up about her size. Today she’s praising house of cb for being ‘one of the few brands that do a size small enough for me’, but size 6s are not that hard to find??

I feel like her size is her claim to fame. She doesn’t have much else going for her so talks about being tiny at every possible opportunity

 

[xits_jjx]

Embarrassing lmaooo. This is what I mean when I always say she has no influence =/= no sales.
She posts too many stories though and I cba to sit through them tbh

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

You can learn to do this for free though. Lots of Lightroom tutorials on YouTube.

I low key think she’s starting to exploit her followers

I agree. The overpriced ebook..then the selling of gifted stuff at Camden and then on an insta page, now the patreon. She has admitted that she is driven by money but don't exploit the hand that had fed you, as such. There are so many that produce beautiful content (ticija, kelsey, wanderlicious etc) who are arent out there constantly trying to get something from their followers and then there's this one

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Has anyone ever “worked” with them or met them? Interesting to know how they come across offline. Reckon it’s the same shit. Nice to your face but behind your back, chaos.

I have heard that Jordan is a genuinely nice person and I do believe it, I just think her obsession with Instagram and followers has made her an absolute w*****. Tealeaf, however, I have heard is not the nicest and is a total cow

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Unfortunately can’t comment much on this because we stopped talking entirely just before this went public. Alex doesn’t take Jordan and Tom’s relationship seriously though, she’s bitter about her failed marriage so she’s cynical about other’s relationships since


Yup known alex for a bit longer, after she stopped being mrs royer.
i think shes known jordan for over 2 years (?) she introduced me to her just over a year ago but our first few convos were about how mean people are on Tattle with her.
I never thought much about it as I wasn’t close with her, only ‘friends’ through Alex.
I recently joined Tattle myself. Jordan was always lovely and was easy to open up to new people (me in this case).
Pity she found it difficult to make friends & was fast to close herself off to Alex

I just got weird vibes off that whole Tom and Jordan thing and now you say Alex doesn't take them seriously it seems she might have egged on the whole thing! Poor Jordan. I did notice such a change in her from being just a bit of a kid to being a bit nasty and ruthless. Gosh I want to give her a cuddle. It makes sense that she has body image issues, she is so obsessed with her face, fame and her side, her need for validation. Alex being so mean and arrogant around her can't help either

 

[broganlol]

I think it's an influencer thing to elongate the legs but like she just looks like she's about to fall over. It ruins her sexy vibe she's going for

She looks like a child trying to be sexy with her posing

 

[QueenDecember]

Maybe they’re going to remain close friends?

I think Jordan’s got major issues but if she’s friendly with Tom I think that’s nice.

My ex of 5 years is one of my best friends and I’m so glad we managed to stay in each other’s lives. Others think it’s odd but I always feel the love doesn’t have to disappear. You can love each other as friends

 

[xits_jjx]

I forgot all about her. She literally NEVER comes up on my explore feed and neither do stories. Irrelevant much? I thought I may have unfollowed her, was shocked to see I hadn’t.

I know it’s old news but “apolstry” is so funny hahaha

 

[photographicbanane]

She’s reminding me of old school Zoella on her stories at the moment… People asking why she buys so much House of CB because it’s the only clothes that fit her tiny frame. Bit deluded, try being a size 20 and finding clothes…

Yeah, I'm also quite tired of her constantly mentioning she's a size 4-6. It's a bit tasteless IMO.

Also this may have been discussed before but what's with her mentioning how she looks like Audrey Hepburn all the time? I literally can't see a resemblance someone plz help

 

[sierraecho]

I finally reached my limit with that awkward “I’m not commenting on the Israeli Palestine conflict” chat. Like everything she and Alex were saying just hinted at them being on the wrong side but not wanting to admit it. Not helped by them both sharing their support from Israeli influencers (not that I don’t think they’re having a horrible time btw, just Palestinians are generally having a much worse time) Also who was actually asking them to comment? Cause honestly I don’t care, unless you’re horribly problematic I’m not here for politics, I’m here for pretty dresses

 

[QueenDecember]

I... would never buy these. They're not interesting photos, or rather, not interesting enough to hang in your home. Landscapes are more appropraite, not set ups of a bike and a blanket draped on some grass.

Totally agree! Photography is wonderful and I love prints. I have several Mapplethorpes because I just love the way he played with light.

But her pictures are kitschy setups. There’s no artistic use of light and shadows. There’s nothing unique about them. It’s odd she to thinks someone would pay money to print one. She’d be far better off trying to sell the image licensing to the brands of whatever dresses she has on in these Pinterest “wanderlust” picnic setups.

(That’s some more free advice for you Jordan. Lemme know if you’d like more help developing your business plan )

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

She is so so unlikeable. I actually can't stand her.so glad I unfollowed

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

That scalloped boater hat she's selling for 20 quid is 18 quid on asos brand new

 

[QueenDecember]

Isn't the rule that you can only go to work if you can't work from home? She can create content from home, there's no excuse! She is so selfish and so idiotic. Imagine if she got caught and was explaining to a police officer why she's breaking local lockdown- sorry officer I NEED to go to London to take photos in this tutu because it's my job to....

Frontline stuff Jordan you absolute twat

she really is a piece of work. And then sharing like “you never know what someone’s going through behind their smiles” which is true but also surely a passive aggressive talk about herself.

We get it Jordan. We know you’re mentally unstable. We’ve all seen your stories.

But flouncing around in a gifted dress breaking rules during lockdown because the likes on Instagram is the only thing that keeps you going isn’t an excuse for endangering the general public. We know you don’t even brush your hair most days and mope around in PJs because of your depression. But last I checked, running around London in a tutu isn’t essential work and it’s not a certified treatment for depression disorder either.

Her vanity is seriously out of control. And sharing London is the best city in the world? If she like it all that much MOVE THERE! Stop traveling from a higher risk area into London for unnecessary photo ops. Get off your arse and move there, otherwise STAY AWAY until it’s safe to come and go as you please.

 

[xits_jjx]

She shouldve used that opportunity to tell the truth and say, I’m currently living alone because Tom and I split up and I’m not close with my family anymore either. It feels like she’s lying at this point both to herself and to her audience.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

This reel points out why I think her content bothers me. Her posing is always doe eyed damsel in distress, batting and searching her gaze around like she’s lost.

Its such an outdated and problematic representation of women I feel, especially for 2020.

but this is her, she is trying to be like an old school disney princess. I find it odd that someone loves money yet wants her fiance to be the main breadwinner while she works a couple of hours a week in a glitter factory and takes pics of herself.... come on.....

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

The new covid strain first appeared in Kent, it is now thought to account for 60% of covid cases in London. This is due to disgusting selfish idiots such as Jordan who couldn’t stay in their own county. She has a lot to answer for. I am enraged

I hope to god that stupid cow reads this, silly little cow!

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Oh my goodness, this girl! I do like her and all but the whole country is collapsing, people are dying and shes moaning about lost followers! wow!

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Sure this image is from a blog she wrote today. Her whole life is about making content. She’s absolutely bizarre. I’ve also never seen a video of her where she doesn’t know she’s being filmed and acts like a normal person. It’s always a show with her and she’s literally just curated a fake life in a way. I can’t describe it but it’s starting to really wind me up.

That's actually really concerning. She is obsessed! Her behaviour is so odd. Like given the year we have had my goal for 2021 is to try and not get sick and take steps to stop others, try and get a vaccine and lose my lockdown weight, and spend as much time with loved ones that I safely can, that's pretty much everyone's goal.. but not this tit.