Hellomissjordan

[Thechubbymoaner]

wow just reading that, the pair of them sound unstable to be honest. They have an instagram account they are't special or superior, they break lockdown rules and act in such an odd way honestly having an Instagram account means zero, it does not make you any better than anyone else and the way these pair act are just sad, tragic and childish. Little girls pretending to be grown ups, playing dress up to then beg for likes.....really is quite tragic really.

Well said! When the insta bubble pops they will be on their knees

 

[Smellyinghams]

I just realised she hasn't posted in 6 days and I'm actually worried about her given how much she's usually on instagram. Hopefully she's ok.

She’s alive. She’s been on TikTok.

 

[QueenDecember]

So she completely swerved the fiance part of the question...

And said she cut contact with her family.. that's not normal surely?? Unless she just means physical contact?

Interesting! Surely she’ll have to share eventually that they split, right? Wonder why she keeps dragging it out. I’d want to share it and move on but maybe she hopes they’ll reunite?

 

[Pawpaw365]

She is so weird and I guess is trying to make being an immature person her brand.

What type of grown adult has these things on their to do list? Is she so thick she has to write these things down? Is that really all she does in a day?

Also no one cares if you make ramen or not or how much you eat when you do.

I was thinking the same - how dull and
Empty must her days be to put ‘do makeup’ on your to do list?!

 

[em69]

Her ring was 3carets such I find insane when the money to to a better house. I wonder if she gave it back. She loved to flash it about

It was fucking huge and ridiculous tbh.

 

[misslunax]

I'm cringing that she's said her eyebrows are on fleek in her Instagram story as they are full on blocks

 

[tired&uninspired]

She did say recently that she was doing 5 days a week for her company but literally everyday she is making Tik toks, trying on dresses and showing off PR that’s been delivered on stories. How does she expect people to think she has a full time job when she’s doing all that all day. I think her job isn’t that demanding

literally this - I’m a lawyer working full time in London and I’m doing a degree in French / Spanish full time this year and I’ve set up my own business developing an app and I’m still living my life without moaning I’m tired... it’s a mentality thing I think. No time for the moaning. If I got paid to prance around in a dress I would be living a cushty life tbh. It reeks of no exposure to real life and expecting things to just land on your lap.

literally this - I’m a lawyer working full time in London and I’m doing a degree in French / Spanish full time this year and I’ve set up my own business developing an app and I’m still living my life without moaning I’m tired... it’s a mentality thing I think. No time for the moaning. If I got paid to prance around in a dress I would be living a cushty life tbh. It reeks of no exposure to real life and expecting things to just land on your lap.

I also got married this year too so manage to do all that and plan a wedding shock horror!!

 

[tired&uninspired]

The thing is she doesn't look like she is impossibly thin, she is petite but looks healthy and not all body. Seeing as she's a Disney princess sort her followers are probably younger and this talk is seriously triggering! She could trigger Alex with that talk too! I'd be furious if my friend said that

that is so true - I don’t think she’s unhealthily thin by any means, I more meant that’s what she probably thinks of herself! No I agree, the type of younger followers she has, this kind of body obsession is potentially very damaging not just for the younger followers but for everyone. She has no idea to what extent her throwaway captions may trigger all sorts of people negatively for body issues.

 

[sierraecho]

I don't know why but her being so annoyed by that tiktok of the person throwing out the tupperware pissed me off. Like I get it's shitty of people and I'm a big eco gal but like how naive can you be to not think people are doing things like this? Also ngl even I've done it once when I forgot something at the back of the fridge and the tupperware was unsaveable since the plastic retained the smell.

 

[Smellyinghams]

I am still catching up on this thread so sorry if this is all already known but

i used to know her bf tom through uni and he mentioned once that she has rich parents who bought her flat + she has a plush life and doesn't do much all day (which i think is obvious lol)

also i never met her in person but my best friend did and apparently she was decked up to the 9s in false eyelashes in the middle of the day (no shame in that but my friend said she looked a bit ridic since everyone else was dressed really casually) and that she was a bit of an airhead

we were all also a bit surprised that Tom seems to have abandoned his law ambitions to be her insta photographer, since he always had pretty sensible plans

On her social channels she’s maintained that she saved for the deposit of her house (which I think is a cottage/small house). She’s also said she’s good with money/saving which I’ve never thought added up considering she’s always buying new stuff (which if you can is good for you). But sometimes I think she promotes over consumption which she probably isn’t aware of .

I also get the sense that she tries to fill a void with Instagram/buying stuff. The only person besides Tom she spends any time with is Alex who is just an awful toxic cretin as opposed to any real kind hearted friends.

 

[Smellyinghams]

Ok so let’s forget about her breaking rules for a second.. Nobody is going into London to get covid and if people are going out, they’re taking the safe measures. But also, Jordan wears very little clothes in her pictures (for the time of year it is). So if she gets a cold, sore throat, seasonal flu or anything in the slightest, there’s literally no way of knowing whether it’s covid or not. On the other hand, I’ve only left the house to go to shop every now and then and besides that just on drives by myself (I live in the countryside). So now that I have a seasonal cold, I know it’s that and not covid or anything. She has no way of telling.

 

[Smellyinghams]

If it took her 2 years to save £500 then she’s not doing as well as she thinks she is. I don’t think that comes across as boasting. It means she’s been able to save £20 a month which is hardly a boast.

That wasn’t her first teuta matoshi dress lol. She worded that very cleverly

 

[xits_jjx]

I just saw lmao she’s getting greedy

Also she’s not properly disclosing? Her “ad” was hidden at the very top of the story underneath the “page” tabs

 

[QueenDecember]

I don't know why but her being so annoyed by that tiktok of the person throwing out the tupperware pissed me off. Like I get it's shitty of people and I'm a big eco gal but like how naive can you be to not think people are doing things like this? Also ngl even I've done it once when I forgot something at the back of the fridge and the tupperware was unsaveable since the plastic retained the smell.

I wish people would stop with the unnecessary outrage. We all are aware we need to make better decisions for the environment - instead of blowing up over someone doing one thing wrong, share things you’re doing that are good!

As much free shit as Jordan begs for I’m CERTAIN she produces more plastic waste than the average person. Heck does she all her think her tacky false lashes are biodegradable?? Take a seat sis. ALL the way in the back

 

[QueenDecember]

She always acts like posting one picture on Instagram is so much work.


Okay gosh it’s too easy to laugh at her I’ll stop

 

[Smellyinghams]

I think she has a spending addiction. I think the only reason she could buy a house cause she lived at home. And now her mortgage must be cheap. O can imagine her spending 30k on her wedding

She’s always been very contradictory in this way. She talks about being very money savvy but she’s also always talking about spending bans and buying a new dress or something. Who needs any new clothes at the moment? We have literally nowhere to go.

 

[thatonegirlx]

Gosh this is so so sad. I used to follow Jordan for years and found her annoying and a bit insta obsessed but harmless and had good morals, it's interesting that now she's hooked up with vile Alex that she's changed.

Would you happen to know if her and Tom's broken engagement that suddenly got fixed was all a fake to enable Jordan to 'bubble' with Alex and subsequently break covid rules and take pics together? Just a theory

Unfortunately can’t comment much on this because we stopped talking entirely just before this went public. Alex doesn’t take Jordan and Tom’s relationship seriously though, she’s bitter about her failed marriage so she’s cynical about other’s relationships since

Tattle hasn’t really been super active for that long... maybe a year now so you must have known them recently enough.

I have noticed that Jordan (although she would probably deny it) is kind of fat phobic. Tbh it’s something that a lot of people internalise. But everyone she idolizes are all these skinny people like Audrey Hepburn etc. There’s never someone who isn’t conventionally attractive. So I don’t find It super surprising. I do feel bad for her though. I’m lucky to have never had too many issues with my body.

She absolutely has to learn to handle criticism though, and in a way where she doesn’t hold onto it and be toxic about it.

Yup known alex for a bit longer, after she stopped being mrs royer.
i think shes known jordan for over 2 years (?) she introduced me to her just over a year ago but our first few convos were about how mean people are on Tattle with her.
I never thought much about it as I wasn’t close with her, only ‘friends’ through Alex.
I recently joined Tattle myself. Jordan was always lovely and was easy to open up to new people (me in this case).
Pity she found it difficult to make friends & was fast to close herself off to Alex

 

[broganlol]

Her post saying stay sexy and don't get murdered. What is wrong with her. This woman at 33 got murdered by a POS.

 

[Smellyinghams]

I think she deleted the poll where she asked if people would be interested in her patreon because over 90% said no

 

[broganlol]

Both Alex and Jordan are a-holes who completely miss the point. It’s all about them, what they want to do for themselves and any inconveniences that spring up when the pandemic gets in the way.

Sorry ladies but you actually can’t have it both ways. You can’t go gallivanting around taking nonessential photos to feed your ego AND also complain about people bucking the rules getting in the way of your holiday plans. They have been documenting themselves doing selfish things for months now but get bent out of shape when others are too?? Are these self-involved twats really that dumb or are they willfully ignorant?

Honestly it’s probably best for their families that they don’t see them over Christmas.

I totally messaged Jordan asking to explain why she is traveling. Honestly wtaf