Hellomissjordan

[broganlol]

You bought a place in Kent... You lived at home and have never had to pay rent. Bragging is not a good look.

 

[misslunax]

I've had to unfollow her now, the constant sharing of all her old posts is becoming so excessive and the whole damsel in distress princess type vibe is grating on me.

 

[xits_jjx]

Soo beyond cringe. What’s wrong with a picture of the ring and leaving it at that?
Speaking of engagements, has Jordan stopped wedding planning again?

 

[snapdrag0n]

Really strange considering she seemed to be the one that wanted the fairytale proposal and engagement etc etc

I imagine there were lots of arguments about what SHE wanted. And SHE wasn’t gonna get some wedding filled with hollow Instagram crap that she decided to walk away from him.
It does make me giggle how much she plans her content in advance. The engagement ring in and out of photos like a yo-yo

 

[Smellyinghams]

What these folks don’t understand is tattle and sites like it fall under freedom of speech. Signing a petition to ban it is signing a petition to overreach and limit freedom of speech in an alarming way that could extend to many areas they don’t consider, etc.

People are rightfully able to have their own opinions and rightfully able to gossip as they choose, both in person and online.

Do I think Lydia should receive abusive DMs? No. Do I think Jordan should? Absolutely not!! Personal messages are a whole different thing entirely.

In a way tattlelife like Instagram is a way for people to express their opinions on things. I do think that some of the influencer world views opposing opinions as hateful. A lot of the people I encounter on tattle generally are just sick of bullshit from youtubers etc.

 

[xits_jjx]

Oh shut the fuck up Jordan. Your job is non essential.

 

[misslunax]

Her post saying stay sexy and don't get murdered. What is wrong with her. This woman at 33 got murdered by a POS.

Yeah I don't get why she posted that? The quote is a jokey thing from a true crime podcast, but not really appropriate to post in the midst of other posts about an actual murder.

 

[xits_jjx]

If she only wants £6 for it she may as well charity shop it. It’s not like those funko pops are rare, they retail at £10 each. You’re better off getting one full priced

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

You ARE grabby free loaders. I can’t even imagine how many emails she has sent out for free products. She can’t even pay for her own cookies in an Instagram post

Well maybe if people didn't pay you to promote the products you have been gifted and then sell on for a hefty price tag you might not be called a freeloader. Jordan is such a beggy bitch. Tagging brands when she's run out of a product saying its empty etc etc

 

[QueenDecember]

I know this isn’t an Alex thread but she and Jordan sort of morph together in my mind. But wow she is such a dick.

I spent my birthday alone, thanksgiving alone and will be Christmas and New Years as well. Do I deserve a medal for martyr of the year? Am I going off about it on Instagram or ranting to anyone who will listen? NO!! It’s called being a responsible member of society and realizing my personal desires shouldn’t endanger public health and further strain our crippled healthcare systems

Alex and jordon, please - sincerely GROW THE FUCK UP!!

 

[Smellyinghams]

That's so shitty if she made out they had broken up but they've been together this whole time. But I wouldn't put it past her.

She kind of made it out without making it out Cause she never said they broke up. But she did say that she and Tom weren’t living together for personal reasons

 

[Smellyinghams]

I’m new (but a lurker) here and joined just to complain about her never shutting up about her size. Today she’s praising house of cb for being ‘one of the few brands that do a size small enough for me’, but size 6s are not that hard to find??

Lol yeah to an extent I get the struggle for things like jeans where the hips are too small and the waist too big. That’s a problem for a lot of people.

But when someone like Jordan who has an overflowing wardrobe of items that fit her fine, it actually seems ridiculous of her to say that nothing fits her. Like if she genuinely thinks that it’s hard to find things then she has a problem.

It’s also common for people to buy things and have issues with some items fitting right like in the jeans example. But nobody goes on about it like she does to pretend she’s a special snowflake.

 

[Its.the.drama.mick]

I honestly am getting more and more wound up with her. Why is she so self centred???

 

[Bella1989]

She is constantly buying new things!

And flogs any free PR items for money on Depop

 

[Noneedforaname12345]

It sounds like the relationship was very one way. It does also sound like jumping straight into dating after a break up is a bit much. Surely you need time to process what has happened. Does anyone know if Tom is dating yet?

 

[xits_jjx]

Jordan shouldn’t be in London. The stay home alert has been dropped but it’s been changed to stay local. Inner london is NOT local to Jordan, she’s already bending the rules

I read in the news it’s legal to travel anywhere in England, it’s just a slogan unfortunately.

 

[QueenDecember]

I suppose it’s lost on this selfish twat that she is part of WHY this is happening. She was one of I’m sure multiple people traveling from tier 3 into London, causing the virus advance.

Surely she’s not completely obtuse/stupid and understands she’s part of the problem and not the solution.

Also have her family cut her out of their life and Tom? Do they not want to be around her and that’s why she’s always alone unless it’s with Alex who is now not going to be with her?

 

[xits_jjx]

Jordan’s to do list:

1) wake up
2) morning pee
3) eat breakfast
4) watch a bit of morning tv
5) get up
6) brush hair
7) curl hair
8) put on make up

etc etc ...

Just don’t get the point in a to do list if you’re not a busy person and can actually remember what you need to get done

in other news she didn’t shout out bei bei wei this week

 

[QueenDecember]

I don’t live in London but if anyone does and they see these two twats out in public - please give them the middle finger for me

 

[QueenDecember]

So I heard London was going into tier 3. Wonder if that’ll stop her.

I hope she stays the F home! I’m not in London but I am in NYC and this year? Tourists? Stay away. No major city wants non-residents or essential workers traveling in for their stupid Instagram photo ops. Go pose next to an evergreen near your house and leave the city folk be!!