Hellomissjordan

[Minerva13]

Are her and Tom living together now? as if they ever weren't

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

She got annoyed that people were commenting that her before and after editing examples on her insta stories were better before. Made me chuckle because for most of them I thought ‘what has she done?!’ They all looked much better before. She jusr zaps the colour out of them!

I agree, a lot and up top bright and too washed out. It obviously hurts her ego that people make such comments

 

[em69]

She hasn’t seen Alex in ages … any reason why do we think ?

I am glad to be honest... I cannot stand those two together... I love that Alex has just basically copied everything Jordan has done to gain followers.

 

[QueenDecember]

It's terrible. it's such a selfish relationship. it's all about Jordan and her Instagram.

Curious. Does she ever do anything that’s not just “for the gram”??

 

[em69]

She actually has the chubbiest little face?! Also what is the state of her false lashes.

I just feel for Tom being dragged around Northern Ireland just for photos…

 

[Doherty557]

As if Jordan even cares. She got her ridiculous Christmas content in London, she couldn’t give a toss about the people who could die due to her stupidity

 

[Smellyinghams]

It’s so weird that she wrote this post on her blog about how lockdown (first time round) made her feel like her content was getting more personality and that she was tired of how unoriginal London was (with everyone making content there) but now is breaking rules to go there https://www.hellomissjordan.com/2020/06/how-lockdown-has-changed-my-content-for.html?m=1

 

[Doherty557]

To be honest Tom was not a big part of her Instagram, he was never in the feed, barely in stories and the majority of her content is taken by Alexandra. I doubt the first thing she feels after breaking up with her fiancé is that she needs to share it on Instagram. She has discussed wedding planning a handful of times but she’s not a couples account, she’s a fairytale/fashion account and if it’s only just happened she probably is t ready to share it. A called off engagement is very heartbreaking and she clearly suffers from mental health issues so she doesn’t owe anyone anything in regards to this

 

[QueenDecember]

Agreed, she needs an offline happy that she can just be in the moment and enjoy it without needing validation from her following.

I totally agree with what everyone’s saying. She needs a real hobby that ISN’T on Instagram.

From a branding standpoint, she should also cease sharing her day-to-day life on her business account. On multiple occasions she’s called herself boring, which is fine! But put the games/to-do lists/leftover sweet potato fries over on a private/personal page if she must post them.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Wow she’s evolved into a little bitch hasn’t she? Amazing what a relatively small amount of followers can do to a gals head!

And wow her stories are showing her true colors. She gets a few legit questions about breaking rules to illegally photograph in London and thinks everyone is out for her and those who question it are beneath her?!?!

oh my god who does she bloody think she is?? She’s a nobody not the queen of England

It goes to show what a narcissistic bitch she is.. thinking people expressing concern about her breaking covid regulation day in day out is actually them being nasty and trolling.. stupid little cow

 

[Doherty557]

I had to unfollow. I think she’s harmless but her facial expressions make me cringe so hard. And her make up tutorials are PAINFUL she smothers her whole face in concealer and block colours her eyebrows. I can’t cope with it anymore

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Ooh I had a look on her Facebook, and his. The engaged status is gone too. I feel for her, that must be painful , but i feel for him too, she can't have been easy

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Ah make sense! Yeah sorry I typed it up fast, I thought I had offended people. I can't see a tattle for Alex, I always thought she looked like a bitch but then just thought I was being mean but now I feel vindicated.

No not at all, bloody funny

No not at all, bloody funny

And Alex is such a bitch, she's so not a nice person

 

[Pawpaw365]

Maybe one day she’ll learn how to apply and blend eye shadow.

 

[misslunax]

What is her obsession with wanting to look like different celebrities all the time? She's discussed it so many times now on her stories

 

[Smellyinghams]

Oh god now she wants to stream animal crossing on twitch? WHAT is this girls professional objective and who is her target audience? I can’t make out anything that isn’t geared towards tweens

That’s a girl with too much time on her hands

 

[QueenDecember]

I don’t know any insecure woman that would build an entire Instagram and brand by pouting infront of the camera

oh gosh her vapid pouting is THE WORST

 

[Fullofbeanz]

I think she must be feeling it especially now that Alexandra has gotten engaged

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I unfollowed Jordon a while ago, but just popped on here to see if there was any new tea, and wow - she’s so much worse than she was when I unfollowed

Talking about her travelling from Tier 3 to Tier 2, I just saw this comment on one of her pics (the vagina one at the bottom made me cackle, but the top one... As if the reason she’s in London isn’t because she’s broken that exact rule ).

I totally saw her as a massive vagina in these pics

 

[sierraecho]

Cannot stop cringing at the "acting" in her Driver's License video

Her transitions are soooo bad too