Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #13 Helen's going nutty cos Chets going the footie

[watermelon sugar]

Omg guess what, I'll have to put a spoiler cos it's too juicy

Spoiler

Helen had 2 babies 13 months apart

 

[WilmaHun]

Why's Helen asking if 26,000 steps is normal? No hun, you've defied science, well done! Get yourself in the Guinness Book of World Records xx

 

[Twertle]

Wish it was acceptable for me to open a wine and drink it walking round shopping with my kids

 

[watermelon sugar]

I'm surprised Helen didn't bounce up to the spider herself and say 'excuse me, Mr Spider for I am Helen mother of 2 13 months apart. Get out of my house'

 

[Heyitsjustme]

Thread suggestion - chet’s on the pills while helens sending the bills

 

[Doratheexplorer]

Ngl, they make beautiful babies. Ocean is hilarious Chet makes me laugh, I love seeing my man with his boy mates acting all laddish, being loud etc there’s something really sweet about a group of male friends. I get a long with boys better than girls and Helen is the sort of girl I would avoid. Girls like her do my head in. Sorry not sorry x

Jemma Lucy is that you hun?

 

[MissAnonymous]

Unpopular opinion, but I think their house is lovely yes it’s a bog standard new build, but I wouldn’t mind living in it haha! They all look so happy too, it’s nice to see! Don’t mind me, I’ll see myself out to the rave thread now

 

[teddy19]

woke up at 1am because of a ‘mother’s instinct’ that there was a spider on the bed?? whats that got to do with being a mother THICK

 

[username123!]

No nutritional difference between frozen or fresh and no shame in using it.

 

[aalmaalm]

Are we rewarding a man for buying a pram for his children? Does that make Helen less of a parent because she’s a stay at home parent and he brings in the money? …. Unbelievable. Also just because they haven’t put on Instagram them using the pram doesn’t mean they haven’t or never will

It also doesn’t make Chet any less of a parent by going to a once in a lifetime football match.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Ffs as if they have someone in to cut the grass?!
My fella would be ashamed of his life if someone else cut his garden

Me and my fella reading this comment knowing full well we get someone in to cut the grass

 

[Leoed92]

I don’t get it, why has he followed her if she’s putting up shit like that

Probs so he can message her and tell her to suck her mum or something like that

 

[watermelon sugar]

What would be the point of ellun getting her boobs done if she wants more children ? Wouldn’t tit make sense to have all your children and then get them done

did you mean to say tit cos it makes it more funnier

 

[Doratheexplorer]

Haha yeah that's right I hate kids being fed whilst out shopping. Sorry my comment has been triggering. I would like to add my child doesn't go hungry, I just pack snacks from home when I leave the house.
I also feel you should pay for something before consuming it

So do you ask for the cheque before the meal then yeah?

 

[lay111]

I think chet is honestly hilarious compared to his brother casey the sad sack so much better personality and sense of humour

 

[Cupid_alaska]

Unpopular opinion alert but I absolutely hate (yes I'm a parent myself) when parents give kids snacks from the supermarket before paying for them. There's no boundaries or patience with their children (or at least be prepared and bring snacks)

 

[Niknik50]

Unpopular opinion alert but I absolutely hate (yes I'm a parent myself) when parents give kids snacks from the supermarket before paying for them. There's no boundaries or patience with their children (or at least be prepared and bring snacks)

Christ you will hate me then

 

[Rubywoooo]

Was there honestly numerous stories about multiples just to get to the punchline that super mum Helen has had two babies… 13 months apart

 

[moreteapleasesir]

Thread suggestion

Chet pays the bills whilst Helen spends at the tills

 

[Doratheexplorer]

Again to reiterate - he was boozing and doing helium balloons before ten am... do we really think he peaked and stopped there?

Exactly. He could literally snort a line off Helens egg head and people on this thread would say it’s just talc