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Oh she listens to one sneaky christmas song a day! She's soooooo quirky!!!
Also wtf is this face?
What that filter did to step into Christmas was bleeping criminal!
It sounds like something out of a horror film.
Quirkerz Island: Once she gets her stubby claws in, you can never leave....
*warped Step into Christmas plays and in fades Quirkerz filtered face smiling like that*
Oh that actually made me shudder
Oop she got some criticism on her live performance. Must be someone who's new listening to her music, as Helga uses that effect every time she sings to try and cover up what she really sounds like
How the duck does she think her lumpy potato body fits in a size 10?! A 12 at the lowest maybe, if she's okay with looking like a strangled earwig. She's absolutely delusional. I'm on the lower end of 10st and while I can fit into size 10 stretchy material like lycra and leggings, it will be a cold day in hell before I can squeeze myself into a size 10 of anything with no give in it because I have a larger "sporty" frame and a larger/wider lower body, and I've accepted that and just wear what flipping fits!View attachment 312019
Earliest I could find on her social media for her claiming she was a size 14 was in 2013....
She's been claiming size 14 for 7 YEARS
(She recently claimed in a podcast that can sometimes fit a size 10
Sorry to link back to Shesaidwhat?'s post on page 5, but my now - Covid bride here! Thanks to people such as Helen super-spreading their tit around without a care in the world, we ended up having to cancel 90% of our guests, and only being able to have 10 very close, CLOSE family members there with us - all socially distanced & wearing masks, anyway, I guess we were lucky to have even that now with the current circumstances..... I digress husband worked Download 2019 in the tattoo tent, and I remember back to a conversation I had with him, when he got back -
"did you see Helen Anderson then?" (he knows I hate-watch her, and he gets annoyed JUST by overhearing her voice when I play the vids
) and he said,"Hmm.. do you know if she wears a ridiculous hat with tonnes of tacky tit on it?" and I was like..
"YEAH!! I'm pretty sure she calls it her download hat!" and he said
"Yeah, I saw her coming out of the toilet in the VIP bit, you could hear her from miles away shouting about how she thought it was disgusting that the toilets weren't mopped & cleaned each hour (he confirmed that the only thing remotely 'unclean' about it, was that there was mud on the floor.... y'know that thing that you expect to see at any festival in the UK - PLUS anyone who went that year can confirm it was muddy as f*ck, and it would have been impossible to mop up whilst people are constantly traipsing in more mud - see below pics), that she was going to put in a complaint about it (presumably to try and get some money back - she had to think of some way to try and get money back for something SHE actually had to pay for, for a change) and just genuinely being rude & inconsiderate to every other person around her"
I typed into facebook #download2019 and you can see for yourself how horrendous it was last year..
I guess the
Rock & Roll lifestyle isn't that suited to Helen after all!! Can just imagine her now walking out of the toilets without washing her hands, but ironically complaining how it wasn't clean 
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Congrats on the wedding! Such a shame it was under these circumstances :/Sorry to link back to Shesaidwhat?'s post on page 5, but my now - Covid bride here! Thanks to people such as Helen super-spreading their tit around without a care in the world, we ended up having to cancel 90% of our guests, and only being able to have 10 very close, CLOSE family members there with us - all socially distanced & wearing masks, anyway, I guess we were lucky to have even that now with the current circumstances..... I digress husband worked Download 2019 in the tattoo tent, and I remember back to a conversation I had with him, when he got back -
"did you see Helen Anderson then?" (he knows I hate-watch her, and he gets annoyed JUST by overhearing her voice when I play the vids
"Hmm.. do you know if she wears a ridiculous hat with tonnes of tacky tit on it?" and I was like..
"YEAH!! I'm pretty sure she calls it her download hat!" and he said
"Yeah, I saw her coming out of the toilet in the VIP bit, you could hear her from miles away shouting about how she thought it was disgusting that the toilets weren't mopped & cleaned each hour (he confirmed that the only thing remotely 'unclean' about it, was that there was mud on the floor.... y'know that thing that you expect to see at any festival in the UK - PLUS anyone who went that year can confirm it was muddy as f*ck, and it would have been impossible to mop up whilst people are constantly traipsing in more mud - see below pics), that she was going to put in a complaint about it (presumably to try and get some money back - she had to think of some way to try and get money back for something SHE actually had to pay for, for a change) and just genuinely being rude & inconsiderate to every other person around her"
I typed into facebook #download2019 and you can see for yourself how horrendous it was last year..
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Hahaha, why am I not surprised at all reading that! You'd think she'd be used to the amount of mud at festivals considering how many she's been to over the years. Maybe she felt more entitled because she was paying for VIP? I'm not surprised to hear how she was treating the people around her either, just her interactions with people in the youtube comments shows how rude she is.
My bf has also seen her out in the wild, she was vlogging at the time and to quote him..
'She sounded like an absolute bloody foghorn'
Somebody, anyone, please drown her
Moans about mud on the floor but can't be arsed washing her hands. Classic HelenSorry to link back to Shesaidwhat?'s post on page 5, but my now - Covid bride here! Thanks to people such as Helen super-spreading their tit around without a care in the world, we ended up having to cancel 90% of our guests, and only being able to have 10 very close, CLOSE family members there with us - all socially distanced & wearing masks, anyway, I guess we were lucky to have even that now with the current circumstances..... I digress husband worked Download 2019 in the tattoo tent, and I remember back to a conversation I had with him, when he got back -
"did you see Helen Anderson then?" (he knows I hate-watch her, and he gets annoyed JUST by overhearing her voice when I play the vids
"Hmm.. do you know if she wears a ridiculous hat with tonnes of tacky tit on it?" and I was like..
"YEAH!! I'm pretty sure she calls it her download hat!" and he said
"Yeah, I saw her coming out of the toilet in the VIP bit, you could hear her from miles away shouting about how she thought it was disgusting that the toilets weren't mopped & cleaned each hour (he confirmed that the only thing remotely 'unclean' about it, was that there was mud on the floor.... y'know that thing that you expect to see at any festival in the UK - PLUS anyone who went that year can confirm it was muddy as f*ck, and it would have been impossible to mop up whilst people are constantly traipsing in more mud - see below pics), that she was going to put in a complaint about it (presumably to try and get some money back - she had to think of some way to try and get money back for something SHE actually had to pay for, for a change) and just genuinely being rude & inconsiderate to every other person around her"
I typed into facebook #download2019 and you can see for yourself how horrendous it was last year..
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Thank you Tsuyu
We completely understood the low number of guests that we were allowed, and all the restrictions were for there for a reason, and we still wanted to get married, even if it wasn't going to be 100% what we'd planned for. Unlike Helen, we actually married for love, not to put on an extravagant show and hemorrhage all of our money.. Also any guests at all were just a bonus! It was still the best day of our lives, and enjoyed every minute of it.
Yeah, I bet if she goes to Download next year, she'll pester for a free VIP ticket.. who knows? She might even try to go one step further by asking for Sunny Bones to be on the list of bands playing
Y'know.. because it's so heavily iNfLuENcED by other rock bands, and their "country roots", and don't forget she's sO ALtErNAtiVE 
Outfit gives me granny vibes
those trousersPretty sure she plays guitar and was teaching Fil bass recently
Jesus Christ first the coat and now the trousers... She really does looks more like a Granny these days! Even more so with that dancingOutfit gives me granny vibes
It looks like her fly is open too
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Here we witness alt edgy rock n rollJesus Christ first the coat and now the trousers... She really does looks more like a Granny these days! Even more so with that dancing
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It looks like her fly is open too
Queen Helen dressing like your generic 45 year old down B&M on a Wednesday morning and rocking out to *checks notes* melodic whining
Congratulations on your wedding. She’s shameless although I’m surprised she actually paid. It’s Download what the hell does she expect? I’ve never been before, my husband goes with his mates and I really wanted to go last year but I couldn’t get the time off work I was gutted till he sent me some photos. One of his mates got trench foot.Sorry to link back to Shesaidwhat?'s post on page 5, but my now - Covid bride here! Thanks to people such as Helen super-spreading their tit around without a care in the world, we ended up having to cancel 90% of our guests, and only being able to have 10 very close, CLOSE family members there with us - all socially distanced & wearing masks, anyway, I guess we were lucky to have even that now with the current circumstances..... I digress husband worked Download 2019 in the tattoo tent, and I remember back to a conversation I had with him, when he got back -
"did you see Helen Anderson then?" (he knows I hate-watch her, and he gets annoyed JUST by overhearing her voice when I play the vids
"Hmm.. do you know if she wears a ridiculous hat with tonnes of tacky tit on it?" and I was like..
"YEAH!! I'm pretty sure she calls it her download hat!" and he said
"Yeah, I saw her coming out of the toilet in the VIP bit, you could hear her from miles away shouting about how she thought it was disgusting that the toilets weren't mopped & cleaned each hour (he confirmed that the only thing remotely 'unclean' about it, was that there was mud on the floor.... y'know that thing that you expect to see at any festival in the UK - PLUS anyone who went that year can confirm it was muddy as f*ck, and it would have been impossible to mop up whilst people are constantly traipsing in more mud - see below pics), that she was going to put in a complaint about it (presumably to try and get some money back - she had to think of some way to try and get money back for something SHE actually had to pay for, for a change) and just genuinely being rude & inconsiderate to every other person around her"
I typed into facebook #download2019 and you can see for yourself how horrendous it was last year..
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Definitely her sex face. Lucky FIL!View attachment 312171
Oh she listens to one sneaky christmas song a day! She's soooooo quirky!!!
Also wtf is this face?
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