Living for this.
Okay, so issue 1: Pretty sure she went to the Dom Republic with the old boyf in February of this year. So she’s been with this one 9 months at a push (and that’s on the premise that she dumped the old bf on the plane home from the DR and picked up the new piece at airport arrivals) but probably less.
Issue 2: He’s visibly a 12 year old. Who’s gonna call Childline? Does he understand what he’s done? Is that ring from his mummy’s jewellery box?
Issue 3: Can we all take a second to think about the actual state of those wedding photos. TOE POINTED AT THE ALTAR. Actually fuck it I hope they get married ASAP because I need those photos.
Okay, so issue 1: Pretty sure she went to the Dom Republic with the old boyf in February of this year. So she’s been with this one 9 months at a push (and that’s on the premise that she dumped the old bf on the plane home from the DR and picked up the new piece at airport arrivals) but probably less.
Issue 2: He’s visibly a 12 year old. Who’s gonna call Childline? Does he understand what he’s done? Is that ring from his mummy’s jewellery box?
Issue 3: Can we all take a second to think about the actual state of those wedding photos. TOE POINTED AT THE ALTAR. Actually fuck it I hope they get married ASAP because I need those photos.