Harry & Meghan #592 Global cons

[ChipDex]

Thanks for the new thread and title.

I wonder what sort of clapback we'll get later on, particularly if W&C bring any of the kids to Glasgow.

A manic montage of their trip to that Scottish island?

Haz doing an Ingriftus video with the back of the Flatties' heads?

Will they won't they Balmoral stuff?

Haz declares himself Prince of Scotland?

 

[Innocent Hamster]

Suggest it!

That's for @IHateHadargoyle as they were not my words

 

[Innocent Hamster]

It seems Smeg is still fooling some people with her photoshopping and releasing photos from different times and places.

Still trying to sell her sugar slop.

Is she selling her cheap Hamster food.


Looking forward to finding out how the costs for ANL and lawyers are going to be settled.

BIB - no self-respecting hamster would touch her floor sweepings!

 

[wisebutwild]

Please Daily Mail, release the kraken on these charlatans. They must be sitting on so much info on them.

I think we may have to wait a while for that. I expect the Mail will be tight lipped for the next few weeks at least until the court costs are disclosed and the interim payment received.

‘Someone‘ may throw a spanner in the works and decide to appeal, though he will need to find really strong grounds for that. But hey ho they were warned that they needed ‘evidence’ to go ahead with the trial, which they didn’t have, but went ahead with it anyway.

JMO but I have a feeling this fiasco is a long way from being over and done with, so the DM may have to sit on that info they have on the Harkles for a while longer.

 

[Innocent Hamster]

But after they married, they moved California, which recognizes both pre- and post- agreements.

If Meghan had the brains God gave a goat, she'd have persuaded Harry to sign a post-nup after they established residency in California. And if he did, and if they ever divorced, that could get interesting, depending on what's in the post-nup.

Even if any pre- or post-nup exists, it wouldn't give her access to royal funds, only anything the ball-less one has, which she's presumably already had her grasping claw on.

 

[wisebutwild]

Even if any pre- or post-nup exists, it wouldn't give her access to royal funds, only anything the ball-less one has, which she's presumably already had her grasping claw on.

I would think Hazno has very little left, if anything, hence the need to visit Papa to plead his case. Using the flatpacks as bait to get Charles to see him is sinking pretty low but when you have no money and daddy is loaded you will try anything. I hope daddy repeated what he said at the previous visit …. “I’m not a bank”…. because he knows that giving him anything would soon find it’s way into Megsie’s pocket.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

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I'm currently working at home in my garden and I'm making myself listen to this dirge. The amount of times I've just stood and said "what the actual f**k?!" They are two absolute stooks and barefaced liars. The rage I'm experiencing They are as thick as each other.

BIB - Thick - but unfortunately incredibly cunning, malicious and vindictive.

 

[LadyMuck]

The Royal Grift

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Should read midges!!! They are cruel!!!

I have!

And, in fact, I have been the subject of midge attacks so vicious and unrelenting that complete strangers have come up to me on the streets, on campsites, in coffee shops - just about everywhere and quite literally pressed various midge repellents into my hands, or hastily written down the name of something that they recommend which worked magically for them. None has ever worked for me.

Ironically I was one of these people who very rarely got bitten by anything - horseflies, mosquitoes, midges - nothing ever bothered with me except for the occasional bite. Then after I went through the change my blood composition must have changed or something because I because the main target for the little bar-stewards, keeping everyone else within a five mile radius* midge free.

One year Mr Mice decided he wanted to tour Scotland for a month in the caravan - just us, the dog and the van, on the open road like raggle-taggle-gipsies-O. It was HELL! All of these lovely places and I had my own personal swarm of midges surrounding me. Every bite left a huge bleb - I honestly have never seen anyone else react to midge bites like I did, and everybody was offering remedies. Worse - he refused to come home (he'd promised me he would if I didn't enjoy it) insisting that the "next place would be better". It wasn't. I hardly spoke to him for weeks afterwards.

But thank you for the reminder - I had honestly forgotten what I went through at the prospect of sea, rocks, goats and no people. I'll have to think carefully about it now.

*Estimate - it may have been 10-12 miles. I kept a lot of people safe, anyhow.

 

[ChastityDingle]

This is the Botswana photo. So pre marriage when Smeg was still trying to ensnare the Dimwit.
I think Smeg was at the she will do anything stage and that is why the idiot has the big smile.
She got the ring and that was the end of her giving out the goods for free.

I am aware of the fact that it is an old photo.

As I said, even when he presumably still believed that she loved him - ie before they married - he didn't look like that. That photo has been altered/ filtered, imo, to make him look passable.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

BIB - no self-respecting hamster would touch her floor sweepings!

In fact, any rodent - even a bolshie young rodent going through its emo years, and filled with teenage angst and self-loathing, wouldn't look twice at them.

 

[wisebutwild]

BIB - Thick - but unfortunately incredibly cunning, malicious and vindictive.

She must spend hour upon hour thinking what she can do next to revenge the RF and then even more hours altering photographs to put on her site to try and outdo them.
If instead she used those hours to concentrate on her business or other money making schemes then she could perhaps make a go of something.

Her vindictiveness has proved to be her downfall so far as it is all consuming and doesn’t leave room for any real life or work.

Note I haven’t included him in this because he really is ….. just THICK. He hasn’t got the brains to be cunning and all his actions are masterminded by she who must be obeyed which he carries out to the *best of his ability

eta …… * which is a pretty low bar and which infuriates her

 

[Happy Lady]

I have!

And, in fact, I have been the subject of midge attacks so vicious and unrelenting that complete strangers have come up to me on the streets, on campsites, in coffee shops - just about everywhere and quite literally pressed various midge repellents into my hands, or hastily written down the name of something that they recommend which worked magically for them. None has ever worked for me.

Ironically I was one of these people who very rarely got bitten by anything - horseflies, mosquitoes, midges - nothing ever bothered with me except for the occasional bite. Then after I went through the change my blood composition must have changed or something because I because the main target for the little bar-stewards, keeping everyone else within a five mile radius* midge free.

One year Mr Mice decided he wanted to tour Scotland for a month in the caravan - just us, the dog and the van, on the open road like raggle-taggle-gipsies-O. It was HELL! All of these lovely places and I had my own personal swarm of midges surrounding me. Every bite left a huge bleb - I honestly have never seen anyone else react to midge bites like I did, and everybody was offering remedies. Worse - he refused to come home (he'd promised me he would if I didn't enjoy it) insisting that the "next place would be better". It wasn't. I hardly spoke to him for weeks afterwards.

But thank you for the reminder - I had honestly forgotten what I went through at the prospect of sea, rocks, goats and no people. I'll have to think carefully about it now.

*Estimate - it may have been 10-12 miles. I kept a lot of people safe, anyhow.

*WARNING* Stay well away from Bangkok...

When we went to Bangkok we ate dinner outside in our hotel gardens overlooking the river - spectacular views, great food and atmosphere. The following morning I realised I'd been attacked by anything that walked over my feet and legs. Bites that were sooo huge - others had them over their legs too. Massive. Could be seen bulging through socks!

We were 'advised' the best way to stop them itching and growing bigger, was to burn them with a cigarette. I resisted.


To stay on topic. I wonder what bugs may irritate the Snarkles in Montidoodah?

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

*WARNING* Stay well away from Bangkok...

When we went to Bangkok we ate dinner outside in our hotel gardens overlooking the river - spectacular views, great food and atmosphere. The following morning I realised I'd been attacked by anything that walked over my feet and legs. Bites that were sooo huge - others had them over their legs too. Massive. Could be seen bulging through socks!

We were 'advised' the best way to stop them itching and growing bigger, was to burn them with a cigarette. I resisted.


To stay on topic. I wonder what bugs may irritate the Snarkles in Montidoodah?

Thank you for the warning! I had no immediate plans, but if I win the lottery and go travelling, this is useful to know.

<Note to self: If visiting Bangkok, wear greaves>

 

[Elainne]

That is my idea of heaven just saying

Mine too if it had a few strong but rickety looking rope bridges. Also an ancient looking but secure wind and wave proof house for when the night is dark and the waves can be felt bashing at the rock below you. Maybe would need a helicopter pad or a speed boat for trips to the shops.

 

[cjguk]

To stay on topic. I wonder what bugs may irritate the Snarkles in Montidoodah?

They're the bugs that irritate everyone else

 

[Sleepybird1770]

 

[wisebutwild]

Mine too if it had a few strong but rickety looking rope bridges. Also an ancient looking but secure wind and wave proof house for when the night is dark and the waves can be felt bashing at the rock below you. Maybe would need a helicopter pad or a speed boat for trips to the shops.

So not many extras then!

And you would be known as ‘the neighbours from Hell’ with your noisy helicopter shopping trips and your speed boat stirring up the sea around this oh so tranquil island!

Smiling to myself at the thought of the Harkles living in such a place and Megsie struggling to cross a rickety looking rope bridge with her ropey looking rickety legs

 

[Elainne]

We have seen so many of these fake happy-togetherness photos - her eyes closed & laughy-smile straight into Harold's chest for the camera - never with her face turned away. Being doing these ever since this one...
'we are so happy & in love'...
No you are Not - No you are Not (merely cuntstruck on H's part, ££££s on hers) - and never have been, Hasbeen

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That horrible sickly tooth showing smile that captured the wallet of the densest prince ever known. Bracelet and baggage.
He's got the old ho in his hands, she'll let you do do in her hands, she's just a cheap bleep in his hands, she's had the whole world in her hands.
She's had the large ones and the thin ones in her hands, she's had the cream of Hollywood in her hands, she loves the taste of salty water on her hands,
she's had the whole world through her hands.
Her knees are knackered from the kneeling on her hands as unknown fella's by the dozen make a stand.
She either needs a shiny Oscar in her hands or old Harry is a fuckwit with no hands, he's not playing with a full deck understand, he lost the whole world for beige bland.

 

[ChastityDingle]

She must spend hour upon hour thinking what she can do next to revenge the RF and then even more hours altering photographs to put on her site to try and outdo them.
If instead she used those hours to concentrate on her business or other money making schemes then she could perhaps make a go of something.

Her vindictiveness has proved to be her downfall so far as it is all consuming and doesn’t leave room for any real life or work.

Note I haven’t included him in this because he really is ….. just THICK. He hasn’t got the brains to be cunning and all his actions are masterminded by she who must be obeyed which he carries out to the *best of his ability

eta …… * which is a pretty low bar and which infuriates her

I agree. However I think her IQ is only marginally above his, tbh.