Harry & Meghan #592 Global cons

[JAR21]

Thanks to @PurvyPanda for the winning title! It had 42 votes at 3.57pm (UK time).

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Recap of the last thread

She posted a stack of 'unseen' photos on Instagram, including one with the Stoat and the Flatpacks on the way to visit Diana's grave, and some water in Scotland. All the photos prove she can move around Europe without anyone seeing her or giving a tit.

She picked some unripe raspberries and released some more slop.

She went to a Cookie Queens screening and wore some dreadful white jeans and white jacket that did nothing for her.

She went to a Girl Scout Camp and wore the most hideous brown jumper and white shorts, that did even less for her.

Judge Nicklin listened to all the arguments re the costings for the ANL case and will let us know what they've got to pay on 17 August.



The old thread can be found here:

Harry & Meghan #591 Megxit to Begxit

Thread title by @Churchill's Ghost - well done. It had 83 likes at the time of thread creation. Old thread here - https://tattle.life/threads/harry-and-meghan-590-super-grifter-lost-his-court-case-now-his-bills-atrocious.53075/ Where we have some new Meghan photos to play spot the photoshop...

tattle.life

 

[Slysally63*]

This island is for sale...
Goat Island...am sure Megain would love a Greatest Of All Time Island...
€275,000...

 

[JAR21]

Daily Mail

https://archive.is/3pz55

How CAN Harry moan about privacy when Meghan posts an 'extraordinary' amount of pictures from their secret family holiday? REBECCA ENGLISH bristles at Sussexes' 'hypocrisy' - including 'exploitative' image appearing to show Archie visiting Diana's grave

 

[Sleepybird1770]

The Mail seems to be starting to ramp up its stories, about time!

 

[wisebutwild]

The Mail seems to be starting to ramp up its stories, about time!

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I expect when the judge announces how much the interim payment has to be and the date it has to be paid by (28th August) the Mail will do a countdown ……… 12 days to go, 11 days to go. etc which will be on the front of the paper each day!

I bet it has more impact than Hazno’s feeble attempt at announcing the IG ‘one year to go’ event.

Thanks @JAR21 for starting this new thread and congrats @PurvyPanda for the fab new title.

 

[NotDumbNotBlonde]

The Mail seems to be starting to ramp up its stories, about time!

I saw this article the other day and wondered whether they were hinting heavily - we know Hazbeen likes his substances. Let's face it Gill Jr isn't talking about Princess Anne here

I saw royalty, lords and degenerates all come and go from my drugs den: Son of late restaurant critic AA Gill, Alasdair Gill lost a decade to addiction. Now, six years sober, he tells his extraordinary story

 

[SunsetBeach]

I fear Elton will bail Harry out as they are all liable for the whole amount. I just hope the DM sue Harry over the lies…but I realise that’s like hoping to win the lottery. Possible but a 14 million to one chanc.

 

[IHateHadargoyle]

I’m so sick of Baldemort and his ILBW, the bird legged Ho! KC3 can duck right off as well. What’s so appealing to him about his darling boy? The fact that he is as unattractive as himself? I wonder if the cancer treatments have affected his brain? I don’t mean that unkindly because that does happen. I feel for you poor Uk ladies.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

I’m so sick of Baldemort and his ILBW, the bird legged Ho! KC3 can duck right off as well. What’s so appealing to him about his darling boy? The fact that he is as unattractive as himself? I wonder if the cancer treatments have affected his brain? I don’t mean that unkindly because that does happen. I feel for you poor Uk ladies.

It does happen - poor Mr Mice is living proof. He used to have a mind like a steel trap, but his medication has made him very wooly these past three years. It's really affected his confidence in social situations.

He hasn't suggested re-importing a traitor, though.

 

[Torstein]

While naturally disappointed that His Honour Judge N is making everyone wait for his Costs ruling, I console myself that he made us wait (a lot longer) for his verdicts on the now legendary 97 counts, and look how that turned out ...

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

My favourite tarot reader. I could see Hazno pulling a trick like this if he thought he was about to get his feet back under the table.

 

[Bellatrix Lestrange]

I’m so sick of Baldemort and his ILBW, the bird legged Ho! KC3 can duck right off as well. What’s so appealing to him about his darling boy? The fact that he is as unattractive as himself? I wonder if the cancer treatments have affected his brain? I don’t mean that unkindly because that does happen. I feel for you poor Uk ladies.

Excuuuuuuuse me I take great offence at The Dark Lord’s name being used in association with that vile Muggle!!!

*waves wand menacingly*

Tis v funny though!!!!!!!

 

[VC10]

The Mail seems to be starting to ramp up its stories, about time!

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Hahahahahahaaa, The Daily Mail about to stick the boot in , then deliver the Coup de Grace

 

[VC10]

Oh dear , chortle chortle guffaw guffaw AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Did they ever think they stood a chance against the most powerful Newspaper Group in the World?
The Daily Mail website alone is the Worlds busiest news site ......... more users than Reuters International.


People need to be responsible for their own actions.



And some bleeps have to learn the hard way.


....let that be a salutary lesson, for all holes.....

 

[Innocent Hamster]

I’m so sick of Baldemort and his ILBW, the bird legged Ho! KC3 can duck right off as well. What’s so appealing to him about his darling boy? The fact that he is as unattractive as himself? I wonder if the cancer treatments have affected his brain? I don’t mean that unkindly because that does happen. I feel for you poor Uk ladies.

"Baldemort and his bird legged Ho" would make a great thread title

 

[cjguk]

"Baldemort and his bird legged Ho" would make a great thread title

Suggest it!

 

[BlinkyBill]

We have seen so many of these fake happy-togetherness photos - her eyes closed & laughy-smile straight into Harold's chest for the camera - never with her face turned away. Being doing these ever since this one...
'we are so happy & in love'...
No you are Not - No you are Not (merely cuntstruck on H's part, ££££s on hers) - and never have been, Hasbeen

 

[Zippy2000]

This island is for sale...
Goat Island...am sure Megain would love a Greatest Of All Time Island...
€275,000...View attachment 4073005

That is my idea of heaven just saying

 

[Slysally63*]

That is my idea of heaven just saying

Mine too!

 

[cjguk]

Harold, listen very carefully I shall say this only once (although I've said it multiple times before), WE DO NOT WANT YOU BACK

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