Harry & Meghan #583 The Uninvited.

[Bolus]

Or tomatoes IN TINS!

I was thinking canned tomatoes, but encased in thin plastic bags (similar to a water balloon) which would explode on impact but not harm anyone. Or maybe titrate some tomato juice into the balloon with a small funnel. Ok, starting to sound psychopathic, but it‘s what they deserve if they do their strut in public expecting adulation.

 

[TeaTimeTreats]

Where to start with this image… but I’m a bit behind I know you will probably all dissected this one by now shall I follow her so I can post the results on here? Or shall I not go down that slippery road!!!

ETA no I can’t follow her … I might get angry and I have high blood pressure

 

[Zippy2000]

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calling fake on this
posing, looking at a tile rack - the tiles having supposedly been twittered in the centre - but no sign of the game in progress - no sign of the great wall being built .... or hands/tiles being played
she does not have the wherewithal, intelligence or patience for Mah Jong
she needs instant gratification

She looks like an old lush who hangs around bars looking for her next grift

 

[emmer_moans]

So it’s a collaboration with…herself. I can’t believe Clevr is still around.

so desperately trying to make it happen

 

[goldshoes]

It was probably forty years ago, and I suppose things were less regulated back then. I’ve never seen anything of them since.

Was it a charity for distressed gentlefolk? Which is how I consider myself actually.
It may have changed its name and its charitable purpose has been brought up to date
e.g. https://www.elizabethfinn.co.uk/about-us/our-history/

 

[wisebutwild]

Are we still talking about measurements or have I missed something..

We‘ve moved on from dollops and smidgens to Smegs calling herself and the Matcha woman ‘gals’ even though both are well into their 40s! Other more suitable names were suggested such as ‘biddys’ or ‘bints’. The ‘chaps’ or ‘ladies’ were names suggested by @One eyebrow raised but I’m not sure either fit the bill!

 

[SunsetBeach]

@flugella Sending best wishes. Cancer sucks

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

BIB

Not averse to a bit of clobbering though. A photographer and an RPO.

And Taylor Hawkins from the Foo Fighters...

 

[Allflightscancelled]

<whispers>

I did the same. I was too ashamed to admit it, but as there are two of us . . .

three

 

[SeaBiscuit]

BIB

I think she'll come but at the last minute it'll be announced that the Flatties are staying at home. That happened with Invictus in Canada and again with the Australia trip.

There were plenty of comments around yesterday about how, if security is taxpayer-funded, Smeg will have to offer the kids' full faces up on a 'silver platter' if they're out in public at IG events. That would mean media photos she didn't get paid for and/or photos where BP holds the copyright. It would be the final nail in the coffin for any sort of exclusive, lucrative 'reveal' photoshoot. And we know she's still hoping for that.

If you're taking children with Royal titles to the UK or a Realm, and public money is involved, you just can't play the type of stupid rear-view games she's been playing up until now. It's taking the piss.

If KC agrees to see them they could pull it off. They won't be able to bring child actors or cardboard cut-outs to public events, and not even the most ardent Sussex Squaddie could defend an inflatable Prince Ffarke.

With KC's cooperation they could pretend they're all staying at a secure and private Palace so that he can see his "grandchildren", who the press says he wants to get to know. It could be done, and they did it for the Platinum Jubilee so there's a precedent of Palace cooperation.

 

[TwasEverThus]

Ugh

Who put Kermit in a blender?!

Lol, that's exactly what came to mind, but I couldnt remember the joke

Off to Google....

 

[Dooley Doo]

That hair actually looks good on her. Better than the a-cow-licked-my-head look with the giant caterpillars under it.

I think it looks good as well but Smeg's face seems to have changed shape.
It looks roundish in those photos and in current photos it looks long.
May be it was a fuller pie face back then.

Or is it AI face.

 

[Dooley Doo]

that was my thought too.

In less good news I now have a confirmed diagnosis of cancer, but to keep on topic I am declining all care packages from Montecito and hoping I can style it out as well as PoW has!

@flugella best wishes and hugs to you.

Hope the surgery and any other associated treatments go well.

 

[Just_me1954]

It's a sweet bun (bready not cakey) with fruit, toasted and smothered with butter. It's a thing of beauty, a good fruit cake.
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Ah, more like a muffin. Yes, I like those (not an American )

 

[Cry me a river]

I was thinking canned tomatoes, but encased in thin plastic bags (similar to a water balloon) which would explode on impact but not harm anyone. Or maybe titrate some tomato juice into the balloon with a small funnel. Ok, starting to sound psychopathic, but it‘s what they deserve if they do their strut in public expecting adulation.

I like your way of thinking

 

[SweetSummerChild]

I lost my Mum a couple of weeks ago and she too, was a staunch royalist but her views were very different with KC.. We used to watch Dan w and lady c and then speak on the phone about it!! She would have been heartbroken if this is true. I also just wanted to put it out there that, whatever your opinion - Lady C is one of the most gracious people I’ve ever met! I had tickets for her ball for tomorrow and can’t bear to go; notwithstanding the fact my gown is still on the tailors dummy in my mums sewing room - I contacted her team to explain and she offered me a full refund and her sympathies. I’ve asked her to gift the tickets on and when I mentioned table placement etc she said to not be concerned.

I miss Queen Elizabeth.

I’m sorry to hear about your mum.

 

[BlinkyBill]

Reddit - 'falling out of her top' -

When the racist British press loved her, they called standing in a crowd in a car park ‘a starring role’…


‘Meghan had already had her music video breakthrough in Tori Amos’ 1999 hit 1000 Oceans – shot in an LA car park.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5064887/meghan-markle-actress-dancing-interview/
Well tbh we have seen harkle dancing more than once, is it any surprise she didn’t get work as a dancer?
And why did she always speak so badly? And always desperate to be photographed
“I won’t get any camera shots but it will be just as fun.”
Constantly pushing her hair back from her face and adjusting her strapless top, she added: “I am burning up, I was really nervous I was going to fall out of my top I was just shaking around so much.”
Nothing much has changed?.

 

[AmIbeingTreasonable]

Call to arms for our Birmingham sisters on here!!! You know what you have to do ( I am in no way suggesting rotten fruit/ flower sprinkles or pissy wine)

Or tomatoes IN TINS!

 

[SuperFlyingPigs]

There are more of us.....and I work solely with feet now..

I confess, I have this too. Never bothered me until Meghan.

 

[Edmond Dantes]

Michael Fagan got into the late Queen’s bedroom at BP in 1982 when she was present. Perhaps the security has increased since then or perhaps not as I’m not sure whether any of the royals reside there now.

And which man would want to sneak into the Kween’s bedroom anyway now so she’s safe as houses.