Harry & Meghan #426 This thread has been digitally enhanced by source

[jonathanlynch]

Harry & Meghan #427 - Poundland Paltrow

 

[Happy Lady]

Some are saying on TRF thread that William was slurring his speech last night and swaying?

Not the version I watched!

I feel for William. He only lost his Gangan and Grandpa a couple of years ago. His father has cancer. His wife is ill and some people are criticising her for anything. Then his nasty, lying brother and vile sister in law is relentless. Wills just has to put on a brave face and get on with it, but he must be feeling drained by now.

We love you Wills, look after your loved ones and we're looking forward to Catherine being by your side again soon.

 

[Shushex]

Thanks @Chita for the new thread and recap and thank all you lovely tattlers for voting my title suggestion

found this earlier on SMM, thought it’s a much more accurate brand for that one’s wife. And even the logo design is better.

 

[Chita]

Winning title by @Shushex

Old thread here - https://tattle.life/threads/harry-meghan-425-fright-in-white-satin.44448/

In which we mainly discussed photoshopped pictures and how the Princess of Wales is being bullied and attacked for minor tweaking of a pic and how the Harkles get away with major editing of their photos.
We cannot avoid comparing the two and commenting on the unfairness of it all.
We worried that William looks thin and we hope he stays strong and resilient enough to do something to stop his brother's bad behaviour.

And we also discussed Meghan's latest get rich quick attempt - American Riviera Orchard.
No it's not the name of Mariah Carey's latest child.
It's not the real name of Ugly Betty.

It's a .....well, what IS it?
Fake royal emblem header with fake calligraphy font and it ought to be called Montedeceitful Beige Awkward.
It's a rip off of the Highgove store crossed with Gwyneth Paltrow's ego trip thingy

With just over a hundred thousand followers in a few hours.
Will they buy her wares?
Are they just there for a laugh?

Time will tell.

We also discussed Dan Wootton's return to the public eye. He's now a lean, mean litigating machine and he is going all guns blazing in his revenge against people who tried to silence him.


Tattle on Tattlers....

 

[Chita]

Thanks for new thread and fab title!

Brilliant post by @ChipDex at the end of last thread. I 100% agree with every word. Especially that KC would never stand for the vitriol if it was Camilla

Realistically, what can be done now?

They alter their photos, they attend events and behave like they are still royals.
They slyly attack and undermine William and Catherine.
They will still attack no matter what, but Charles could issue the statement his mother should have issued saying.....

"The Duke and Duchess of Sussex stepped down from official royal duties in 2020 and were given time to reconsider.
The time is now up and they have chosen not to return, therefore their titles are now in abeyance.

They remain much loved members of the family but neither they nor their children can be addressed by their royal titles, nor can their titles or coats of arms be used for commercial gain.
Furthermore, as all the titles are in abeyance, their position in the line of succession is no longer valid and none of them can represent the Monarch in any capacity."


Just.
Do.
It.
Charles.

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[Amiyaya]

Also has anyone noticed that 43 ‘jumps on a bandwagon’ when it’s pretty much close to being scrapped?!

Lifestyle blogs were once all the rage - about 15 years ago but the world has moved on a pace since then. If Gloop launched now they’d struggle, because we have other ways to garner info that we want. I’m not going to take skin care advice from a place that’s also going to sell me a candle; nor am I going to buy butter from a place that also sells cutlery and arranges flowers. Today is a buyers market and we have the access to the best that our budget can buy, for each thing we are searching for.

Also - copy Kate much?! We have all seen over the years that Catherine is an accomplished baker/photographer/flower arranger/ jam and preserve maker - she gifted chutney to the queen FFS! And along comes this bellend 20 years later, cosplaying Mary Berry!

She will fall flat on her face and I, for one, can’t wait!

 

[Zippy2000]

When I see ' Riviera ' all I see is a Torquay 2 star hotel

oh and slow down the thread speed

 

[curiousbeaver]

I have just been talking to a lady who lived on Anglesea until a few years ago.
I asked her if she ever saw William and Catherine out and about and if so, what were they like.
She saw them around lots because they lived near her.
They blended in well with everyone and she said they were a charming couple.

I asked if I could have faith that they would save the monarchy and do a good job.

She said absolutely.


I feel energised.

This reminds me of a lovely story from an ex neighbour. He was an ex-army heli pilot and they were stationed in Wales at the same time as W&K.
One of the team members was having a little Friday night gathering (low key beers and banter) at their place and invited all the others. Ofc no one expected W&K to turn up, but sure enough there was a knock on the door of the little terraced cottage where they were gathered and there stood W&K with a bottle of wine. Everyone crammed into the living room and apparently they were so normal & down to earth.

So pleased they had some time together to live quietly before kids and all this

PS Sorry if I’ve relayed this story before. My memory is awful x

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

Bowel surgery IS abdominal surgery. Fuckwits.

 

[sassyyankee]

I can’t be doing with these two anymore. Seriously. On the day you are honoring your beloved, dead mother, it is still all about you and, more importantly (in her mind) your missus. Enough now. You have more than had your 15 minutes. Go fuck off and crawl under a rock somewhere. Your father is ill, your sister-in-law is recovering from a major surgery and this is how you behave. You petulant child and your obnoxious, classless wife. And by the way, tell your wife to STFU about all the people being mean to her on the Internet. I think if she looks at her behavior — misleading the public, photoshopping every flipping image, alienating everyone from you, alienating everyone from her, faking her kids, I think she will see, but never admit, she has roundly deserved most of it. Really, piss off,

 

[Chita]

I have just been talking to a lady who lived on Anglesea until a few years ago.
I asked her if she ever saw William and Catherine out and about and if so, what were they like.
She saw them around lots because they lived near her.
They blended in well with everyone and she said they were a charming couple.

I asked if I could have faith that they would save the monarchy and do a good job.

She said absolutely.


I feel energised.

 

[Dobby Socks]

I'm a few pages behind so apologies if anyone has seen this but a great comment got through on the DM, wonder how long it will be up for

 

[LadyMuck]

This is so true.

 

[InsomniNat]

I googled and it says Santa Barbara is part of the American Riviera, because of the climate there, also there are orchards too, there is one in Montecito which is called Big Seed.

I thought the Rivera part was a sweet nod to her yachting days

 

[Padparadascha]

It's not surprising that the US are baying for details on Catherine's medical details. In many states a woman has fuck all bodily autonomy under the law.
But honestly who the fuck do they think they are to demand a woman born, reared and living in a different country, continent even, disclose anything to them.

 

[SlavaUkraini]

I wonder what will happen to Camilla when the king dies? It's well known that William promised to make Diana queen when he became king. Yes it's the promise of a child but I wonder if its one he will honour. Will he strip Camilla of her title? He would have free reign to do as he pleases. We know he plays the long game and he might be fed up of this treatment and biding his time to let the axe fall. Figuratively, of course.

Camilla doesn't give 2 shits. She'll be thrilled to turn in her crown, kick up her pins at Ray Mill, turn on the Archers & drink a large G&T. She's happier in jeans, gardening with her puppies, pals & family. She loves her husband but didn't really want the circus. She's not the villian IMHO.

 

[Maggiemaynot]

Yup, that’s about it in a nutshell …

 

[planetmirth]

American Riviera Orchard - Shipping times

DHL……next day
Standard ….3-5 working days
International….10 days
Meghan special ….3 days before you order

 

[Scotch Mist]

Half of Smeg's followers are probably bought, and the other actual half are probably just journalists and nosey folk following for updates. You'd have to be stupid to pay nearly 40 dollars for a calico tote bag that you could buy for a dollar elsewhere.

The majority of Megs real followers (who aren't bots) appear to be poorly educated people obsessed with racism. I doubt if many of them have large disposable incomes. They all follow her because they identify with victimhood and believe that they are oppressed too.

They all fail to see that she's a hugely privileged woman who has been supported all her life by wealthy white men (starting with her dad).