Thanks to @cjguk for the winning title.
Well... the most awaited most charitable polo game of the year ended before we realised it started.
Sparry arrived with his beau and acted like the pillock he is:
- he made people uncomfortable by being touchy grabby, he's such a lad!
- he took the trophy, which was shared bc the game was a draw, and didn't want to hand it to Nacho, joking around and acting ridiculous.
- he was filmed walking around aimlessly with no one of the 2 dozen attendees willing to chat with him.
- a clip of a mystery woman either making bedroom eyes or glaring at him made the rounds. her body language was much analysed and people were speculating what is the nature of their relationship, especially as it turns out she's an employee/collaborator of ArrseWell. We think Smeg was banned from attending polo after making an arse of herself last year, so she delegated her employee to keep an eye on her boy.
No way was Sparry to be allowed one day of attention, so our favourite lot lizard got herself papped in yet another parking lot, all draped in wool coat and cashmere, as one usually dresses for mid August in California. She had a big fat patch on her wrist which she made extra sure to make visible. turns out it's some calming patch gimmick thingy from a company called NuCalm and our Roachel was merching for them, as they shared on their SM platforms. Major ridicule ensued, in fact so big, HUGE!, NuCalm had to release a statement that there is no business arrangement with Smeg.
Then she disgraced our screens again, the very next day, where she was "candidly" photographed while eating dinner with "friends", while wearing sleeveless top and the friend had a cardigan on her shoulders over her long sleeved top.
Serena Williams had another baby shower party situation kind of deal, so we're waiting for Smeg to PR hijack it.
And that's about it. If i missed anything, please add to the recap
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Well... the most awaited most charitable polo game of the year ended before we realised it started.
Sparry arrived with his beau and acted like the pillock he is:
- he made people uncomfortable by being touchy grabby, he's such a lad!
- he took the trophy, which was shared bc the game was a draw, and didn't want to hand it to Nacho, joking around and acting ridiculous.
- he was filmed walking around aimlessly with no one of the 2 dozen attendees willing to chat with him.
- a clip of a mystery woman either making bedroom eyes or glaring at him made the rounds. her body language was much analysed and people were speculating what is the nature of their relationship, especially as it turns out she's an employee/collaborator of ArrseWell. We think Smeg was banned from attending polo after making an arse of herself last year, so she delegated her employee to keep an eye on her boy.
No way was Sparry to be allowed one day of attention, so our favourite lot lizard got herself papped in yet another parking lot, all draped in wool coat and cashmere, as one usually dresses for mid August in California. She had a big fat patch on her wrist which she made extra sure to make visible. turns out it's some calming patch gimmick thingy from a company called NuCalm and our Roachel was merching for them, as they shared on their SM platforms. Major ridicule ensued, in fact so big, HUGE!, NuCalm had to release a statement that there is no business arrangement with Smeg.
Then she disgraced our screens again, the very next day, where she was "candidly" photographed while eating dinner with "friends", while wearing sleeveless top and the friend had a cardigan on her shoulders over her long sleeved top.
Serena Williams had another baby shower party situation kind of deal, so we're waiting for Smeg to PR hijack it.
And that's about it. If i missed anything, please add to the recap
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Harry & Meghan #373 not HRH
Many congratulations to @Missy Yoda for the glorious new thread title :) Brief recap (I'm not great at these, I have the attention span of a goldfish) please add anything I've forgotten. Netflix have bought them the rights to a movie that appears to be very loosely based on Harold's life...
tattle.life
) I have been trying to follow, especially liked the video of Reek wandering around looking try hard, friendless & VERY bald.....
