Harry & Meghan #316 Arise Sir Trey Parker & Sir Matt Stone.

[Shushex]

Thanks to @MoodyBlue for the winning title with 54 votes.

Special thanks to @Chita for delighting us with her fantastic cartoons, and a big congrats for her getting the well deserved recognition on Twitter.

all her drawing are carefully archived here:

Chita's Drawings

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Also thanks to @mardymare for translating us Lady C and to @Cinnamon.girl for summarising BookWorm's videos.

what can i say?

1. Most of the talk was about a photo and video of a mysterious pregnant lady during the 2019 Commonwealth service. Speculation whether it's niece Ashley, or friend Violet or Archie's real mom.
2. Also, the WorldWide Privacy Tour is back, you guuise!!!! Prince Sparry, Duke of WAAAGH, is set to appear on Colbert show again (albeit a pre-recording from January), and a pay per view voyeuristic shrink session on Zoom with Dr Gabor Mate. He also graced the NAACP awards via Zoom.
3. Insta-thot has been missing, like, no sign of her grin since the Ripple of whatever it was last year. Many speculations about her whereabouts, and "condition", especially with a surfacing Blind Item that claims she's having pre-surgery surgery.
4. Lot of talk and opinions whether having Queen Cammie's grandchildren holding the canopy is a wise decision or not.
5. Many news of artists pulling out of the Corrie Concert because DiAnA and "wE dO't ConDoNe aDuLteRerS" (my opinion, sour grapes, the concert was fully organised and booked two days after the mourning period was officially over)
6. OK! did a Royal Women Special. Princess Catherine takes centre stage on the cover. A certain household in Montecito needs a new set of plates and glassware.

Otherwise, royals are royalling, as usual, albeit at the Wales vs England rugby, or on a tour of the Caribbean.

last not least, we had a bit of fun with Google autocomplete, as it seems the WAAAGHs are reviled on every country and continent

if i missed anything, please add.

old thread:

Harry & Meghan #315 Harry Plotter and the Instagram Loving B*tch Wife!

Winning title received 72 votes and was suggested by our thread historian/archivist/custodian @JAR21 In the last thread [link to last page here] https://tattle.life/threads/harry-meghan-314-omg-they-killed-their-credibility.37503/page-50 we discussed the glorious SOUTH PARK and its genius...

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[Wackie Jeaver]

Suck on this Snarkles!

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11802145/Kate-Middleton-joins-Prince-William-visit-Wales.html

 

[D. A.]

Just home from work but spotted this.....debunks the pregnancy rumour? Or did she forget the moonbump?!
Off to catch up, but as always thanks to everyone for all you do & always keeping me smiling

 

[ChaoticArtist]

A very apt title! And thank you for the new thread!


Since I've been painting lemons and poppies, it took me back to those days when Smegsy was enjoying lockdown with nose jobs and fillers and God knows what else, which she showed off behind heavy filters and dodgy lighting during Zoom meetings.

Remember those sketches of birds' nests behind her? And the I'm-such-an-intellectual book titles on display? Her ever-changing hair length, Sparry photoshopped in in quite an obvious way. So much smoke and mirrors!

Hit by a wave of nostalgia. Haven't yet decided what she should be hit by. I'll take a look in my compost bin.


(I can't find the gif I want, but for those who have watched Young Sheldon, it's when Missy throws an apple at her crush )

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

Just home from work but spotted this.....debunks the pregnancy rumour? Or did she forget the moonbump?!
Off to catch up, but as always thanks to everyone for all you do & always keeping me smiling

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That's an old photo. You can tell because her face isn't that slim anymore as she has aged and squirted God knows what into it!

 

[ChaoticArtist]

That's an old photo. You can tell because her face isn't that slim anymore as she has aged and squirted God knows what into it!

Oh good, because I was thinking she should stop taking whatever pills she's been taking. Gone too far. Then she'd start the Sparry-induced stress/eating disorder "just like Diana" drama.

Still looks like my narc ex-boss so

 

[Churchill's Ghost]

Re: refried beans. In particular, refried black beans are wonderful as a thickener for chili and stews. My youngest son hates the texture of beans, but never realized that they were the secret to my "no bean" chili until he asked for the recipe. I've thrown them into all sorts of dishes for extra protein and fiber

 

[mardymare]

Thanks to @Shushex and @MoodyBlue for lovely new thread, recap, and title.

Lady C plunging right in



Smeg turns on Haz? Megsy-Baby's life has been destroyed and their brand/platform damaged. Humiliated by Waaaagh and now a target for Taliban. Smeg playing the innocent victim.

Harkles are unembarassable? Disconnected from reality. Haz has some self awareness. Smeg is totally ruthless, self-centred, conflicting with the need for perpetual praise.

No apologies from KC and PoW? Haz blackmailing KC with public apology ruse before Coronation attendance? Keeps the Harkles in the news and speculation ongoing. İf they show up and no public apology has materialised they will pretend that an apology has been given privately.

Pregnancy rumours? Bubbling up/planted. Allegedly 3 months. Will the doctor allow Smeg to fly over for the Coronation? Maybe she will fly over with a specialised medical team looking 15 months pregnant in May. She is an attention junkie, a symptom of her personality disorder. She has intelligence but zero insight. She has created the scenario where her lust for attention is paramount and ultimately self-destructive.

Camilla to drop Consort? Seems disrespectful when TLQ endorsed being known as Queen Consort. Correct title is Queen Camilla or TQ so it is in keeping with protocol.

Anointing ceremony and over-modernisation of traditions? Break with tradition as grandchildren rumoured to replace duchesses. Lady C thinks too much innovation risks making the event insignificant. Monarchy should link the future with the past and the present, Lady C's view that perhaps the duchesses should hold the canopy and Camilla's grandchildren should hold the duchesses' trains.

The Harkles want to salvage or savage relationship with TRF? The Harkles are aggressive and nasty. Playing persecutor as victim and savaging as their brand is tanking. Smeg is tainted goods so will find it difficult to replace Haz. Lady C maintains that William will never forgive Haz and Catherine will never trust Smeg. KC and QC want harmony but nobody expects the relationship to be salvaged while Smeg is still in the picture.

Smeg is self-loathing? Yes and she projects it onto others. Mixed race identity responsible and she would have loved to have been white. She erased all traces of her black identity and then embraced colour as a money-maker.

Haz spare parts for PoW? Unstable and mentally-troubling thought. Lady C believed Haz cynically used this to maximise book sales.

Markles are working class? Lady C thinks prosperous middle-class based on Thomas's profession. Smeg may have been embarassed by them but her family were unpretentious. Doria is lower middle class.

Haz unaware of Smeg's past? Everyone else including Trump knew. Haz only interested in that Smeg loved him.

 

[DoubleOld]

Previous thread closed as I was typing this!

LyraBalaqua said:


I just can’t see how they will ever forgive this useless idiot for the damage he has caused.

Well, there's King Charles and then there's Papa: Two separate people in two separate roles.

Do I think Harry should be removed from any role in the RF? Yes. But should Harry also know that when he has reached his lowest his family will help him recover to the best of his ability? Yes.

Speaking as a Nar-Anon member (parents of adult children who are heroin addicts), there is a difference between enabling a sick person's behavior with always making excuses for them, covering up for them, never letting them bear the consequences of their actions, always bailing them out, etc
vs loving detachment. (Could go on but don't want to de-rail the thread).

I think there's similarities, though. Your child has immeasurably hurt you, said or done things publicly that border on hateful, you are stolen from - both literally and emotionally - but you will always, always love them even though you can never trust them. My son knows that I still love him even though I refuse to give him a key to my house or allow him to spend time here alone. It took me a long time to get to this place and to get over my own guilt for feeling responsible for his addiction.

Perhaps Charles, the parent, is going through the same thing. Addicts have a great way of blaming their parents for the state they've put themselves in; especially when divorce is involved.

Harry is a very damaged individual; whatever the initial cause was/is and that's why TW couldn't get to him fast enough. Easy prey.

 

[Duee]

Well done everyone with fred title, new fred, all the service you do…

[copy paste some word salad from Smeg]
I feel so inspired by how these empowered tattlers within the global community continue to advocate strongly on bringing greater awareness to the world’s education (about the grifting gruesome twosome).

Since the previous fred is closed, let me also give some acknowledgement to this semantic masterpiece:

This is surely exactly what Camilla had in mind when she was speaking at the anniversary of her online book club: “Please remain true to your calling, unimpeded by those who may wish to curb the freedom of your expression or impose limits on your imagination.”

 

[Cassandra333]

Happy New Thread everyone! And lots of thanks to @Shushex for the thread and excellent recap and also to @MoodyBlue for the title.

I can't believe anyone would pay over £30 to listen to haz have a self pity party and whine his head off. You'd have to pay me to get me to listen to that crap and it would need to be a lot more than £30.

Luckily all the papers/news programmes will watch it and tell us what happened. Who knows? Maybe haz will have a breakdown and have to go into the nearest psych ward. Then he wouldn't be able to come to the coronation. I doubt she'd dare appear without him. Who would she hang onto?

 

[MoodyBlue]

Just home from work but spotted this.....debunks the pregnancy rumour? Or did she forget the moonbump?!
Off to catch up, but as always thanks to everyone for all you do & always keeping me smiling

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She's looking even thinner. Must be stress, or drugs.

 

[ChipDex]

Thanks for the new thread and title.

That's an old photo. You can tell because her face isn't that slim anymore as she has aged and squirted God knows what into it!

Looks like an oldie, but why on earth would she release an old photo just randomly? One where she's super-slim?

Was she tipped off (possibly by a York with access to the schedules) that the Waleses have St David's Day engagements today (and again tomorrow with the Welsh Guards). And this was yet another sad attempt at overshadowing Catherine?

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[Shushex]

wait a minute! has TW actually reduced herself shilling lead oats "flat tummy" (read shitting yourself) covfefe like the insta-thot she is? what's next? getting a Cameo where you pay her a kidney for a 2 minutes whisper moan of woe?

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Just home from work but spotted this.....debunks the pregnancy rumour? Or did she forget the moonbump?!
Off to catch up, but as always thanks to everyone for all you do & always keeping me smiling

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That looks like an old photo to me.

 

[Zippy2000]

Hello everyone hope you are well I have been reading in lurkmode still in a black cloud so have been gaming and some parcment embossing & Quilling Anyhoo re that coffee advert lol if that is recent she looks like shs had too much filler also if hazza is doing a live therapy thingy BEFORE the cornation will that screw the ' invite ' up if he spews more shite about his family ??

 

[DoubleOld]

That's an old photo. You can tell because her face isn't that slim anymore as she has aged and squirted God knows what into it!

And, golly gee, somehow spontaneously she's ended up being the center of a group photo....AGAIN!!! It's uncanny!

 

[Libitina]

The Princess of Wales looks fantastic even whilst beating the prince of Wales in a race. No fair.

Kate Middleton joins Prince William on a visit to Wales

Ahead of St. David's Day, The Prince and Princess of Wales are visiting the country to champion mental health initiatives and meet local communities.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[ChipDex]

Did we see this? Are these the sort of places where Pricey gets her teeth done?

Prince Harry's book Spare causes 100% rise in bread transplants

EXCLUSIVE: British men are travelling to a hair clinic in Turkey and paying £2,500 for a beard transplant emulating Prince Harry's facial hair in a trend linked to his memoir Spare.

www.dailymail.co.uk