Harry and Meghan #83 Harry's no wimp-o, nows he's Head Chimpo!

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I think that we should have poll as where the hatching is going to happen: bathroom no. 4, chicken coop or archie playhouse? Feel free to add
I now have the following image seared into my frontal lobe: Smegs, squatting drumsticks akimbo in the chicken coop while somehow sweating less than Prince Andrew on a boozy night out, only to produce a cabbage patch doll Oprah then presents to the adulating paparazzi like that "circle of life" scene in The Lion King. I don't know how to feel about this.

"I give you... Princess Doriana Versace Klassy Kween"
 
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Yes! And also, the fact he chose only to omit that it was not The Queen or Philip meant they wanted some heat and speculation to go towards the Cambridges. They knew what they were doing and knew it could be potentially damaging if a future monarch is viewed as a racist.
 
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I know I sound awful but am saying it anyway........wonder if she knows the difference between a miscarriage and just having a late period.

There.

I said it.

As you were.
 
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Are the chickens not really rescued ??!!!
No they're just standard HOC (Hens Of Colour) unfortunately. A fowl lie. Just as Thomas Markle didn't fit the wedding optics, rescue hens didn't fit the wholesome family look as they are genuinely in need of help but scraggly and bald. Like Hazzno. So they created this cosy mite and dust-filled corner of Farchy's Chick-Inn and hired stand-in battery hens for the shoot.
NB. It was pointed out by domestic fowl specialists that a pregnant woman should not go near chickens as it's dangerous for the unborn child.
 
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I found this video of when she was supposedly 'pregnant' with Archie:

You see, what I don't get is, if its a moon bump it wouldn't move like that. A baby is in the amniotic sac and as that is full of water, I can believe a pregnant stomach could move like that especially viewed in slow motion.
 
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Here is some information about that:
 
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the fact that the Harkles let the entire world believe it was either PC or PW or K who asked about what the doll will look like boils my blood. They knew it wasn't any of them but EVIL F***ing HARKLES wanted the headline of them being scrutinized and receive death threats from these sugar nuts... who does that?!?! F***ing fame hungry b**** put words into brainless chimpo's mouth just to get views and clicks. i am fuming. if any staff of RF is reading this, please by all means necessary DO NOT give any of the offsprings/dolls titles or money when PC becomes king. Just let them rot in one of their 16 bathrooms.

I love Princess Anne even more. We all need a Princess Anne in our lives.
 
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But no penis!
An oversight on my Grindr App. MatchMakR . I've amended it and got a nice Nigerian General (with a p....) lined up for him instead who needs to use Scrotie's Harper's Bazaar expenses account to help him transfer 34m Dollars. Should be interesting.
 
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She ignores bits that aren't convenient to her narrative.....she said that Archie was the first ever Royal of Colour born into the Royal Family ignoring Davina Windsor and Gary Lewis's children of Maori descent. Come to think of it isn't Sophie Winkleman of Jewish descent?

I know I sound awful but am saying it anyway........wonder if she knows the difference between a miscarriage and just having a late period.

There.

I said it.

As you were.
Probably not to be honest
 
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Hurrah for Princess Anne - no nonsense plain speaking woman who gets stuff done.

I mentioned on another thread that Anne was the ‘spare’ until AndyPandy came along. Did she spend her whole life grumbling & kvetching over her loss of place in line of succession (more so to AndyAnnoyance & Edward). Nope, no matter how pissed orf she may have been, she turned to what was possible for her & got in with it.
I assume that Anne given her own experiences at being ‘demoted’ has no patience with Harry’s self-pity about being the spare & the preference bestowed upon William, & speaks to him in a fair, firm direct manner. I have no doubt that Anne explained her concerns about MM to Hazza clearly with little wriggle room for misunderstanding.

How Hazza relayed that to Megs who knows?
But to be sure Megs was going to broadcast her only self-serving truth.
 
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You see, what I don't get is, if its a moon bump it wouldn't move like that. A baby is in the amniotic sac and as that is full of water, I can believe a pregnant stomach could move like that especially viewed in slow motion.
No. The only movement would be inside, other than kicks. Unless the person was really fat, and then it could be fat wobble. This is just bizarre.

Excellent Lady C video. Well worth watching (on 1.75 speed!)

I expect it'll be on the kitchen table or in the chicken coop so she can upstage Zara

#miraculousdollydelivery

Ding dong, is that the Amazon parcel man?
Phil the Greek has already done the kitchen table!
 
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Back when Diana died most people felt for William and Harry and were almost protective of them losing their mum like that.
William grew up, made mistakes and got on with life. Married, had kids, is stepping up a bit more Royal job wise. I think thats what his mum would have wanted.
He seems to be happy enough with his life.

Ginge though never matured past that 13 year old boy. He is angry and sullen and spoiled. He tried to do the same as William but never quite managed it.
He expects to be able to get people to like him because his mum died.
I bet all my savings he used the expression my mummy died at least once a week to get what he wanted.
He was given extra attention by everyone and expected to be spoiled all his life. He never had to answer for any of his mistakes so is now a bit confused that the people he pissed all over for the last year or so are a tiny bit peeved at him.
He is still using the my mummy died excuse all these years later. He said he had therapy to help deal with grief, he needs to go back and actually deal with the rest of his many issues because he is really not mentally healthy at all.
Him and smeg are a perfect match both in complete denial about what is going on.
I only feel sorry for the poor kids and dogs in that house.
His mum would be very very unhappy at what he has done with his life.
 
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No. The only movement would be inside, other than kicks. Unless the person was really fat, and then it could be fat wobble. This is just bizarre.


Excellent Lady C video. Well worth watching (on 1.75 speed!)
But isn't a moonbump solid? Its not made like a water bed surely!
 
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Yes and yes.
 
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That's the version I read somewhere.
Her uterus is used as a weapon to blackmail and entrap. Missed periods, miscarriages to suit, fake births. This woman is absolutely fixated on her innards and nobody is spared the details. How disgusting.
You see, what I don't get is, if its a moon bump it wouldn't move like that. A baby is in the amniotic sac and as that is full of water, I can believe a pregnant stomach could move like that especially viewed in slow motion.
Possibly, but I doubt an entire amniotic sac and its contents could slip down to the mother's knees in a box shape and then be hoisted back up for the next day photos, as we've seen.
 
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