Brilliant thread title @freda19Thanks to our very own @freda19 for the title suggestion.
Previously on Keeping up with the Harkles....They're still C****. Everything smeggy says are still lies. Even smeggy herself is all fake and lies. The Harkles are becoming irrelevant faster everyday. Smeggy went on a fortune zoom meeting showing off her bare chest. So unprofessional. They are set to host Times 100 in the near future. Are they hosting or are they preaching about themselves? Stay tuned...
Thanks for the new thread DT,Thanks to our very own @freda19 for the title suggestion.
Previously on Keeping up with the Harkles....They're still C****. Everything smeggy says are still lies. Even smeggy herself is all fake and lies. The Harkles are becoming irrelevant faster everyday. Smeggy went on a fortune zoom meeting showing off her bare chest. So unprofessional. They are set to host Times 100 in the near future. Are they hosting or are they preaching about themselves? Stay tuned...
Brilliant, nice one Freda!Thanks for the new thread DT,
I'm honoured to have my suggestion used, thank you everyone who liked it ... but I think I'll avoid making suggestions for the foreseeable as I feel I've been greedy and it's unfair on other people who offer great suggestions. Gotta play fair.
I couldn't resist, (and there is NO ulterior motive in my using the word "chimp". Chimps grin stupidly, fact.)
Good grief, I WAS eating my tea!Undercover with the Harkles.....
You'll never believe ir but Haznoballs has gone out on the lash and Smeggy has got a film crew inI've never seen such filth!
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It's positively hair raising here!
Aye, and the good looking young guy at the end? not Bill Bailey, lol.Well done on the thread title @freda19
Anyone else watching Strictly? One of the contestants was thanking Prince Harry.
Counting down 5 4 3 2 1 for how long it takes for Meagain and JCMH to send a message of support.
Oh Jesus. I hope George Clooney doesn't pop inUndercover with the Harkles.....
You'll never believe ir but Haznoballs has gone out on the lash and Smeggy has got a film crew inI've never seen such filth!
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It's positively hair raising here!
I always remembered it as being a gerbil that got inserted in there, but could be wrong. Much of the same really!Aye, and the good looking young guy at the end? not Bill Bailey, lol.The other good looking one, Max George ... well rumour has it that he was messaging with smeggy when she came man-hunting to London, just before she venus fly-trappedmet hazza. He denies it but then he would, wouldn't he.Those kind rumours often tend to have a grain of truth in them. I bet Piers knows the deets
Max is fucken yummy and is living with Ryan Giggs' ex wife who is 9 or 10 years older than him ... so he does like a bit of slightly more aged experience in his partners and smeggy would fit that criteria.
So that's the Saturday night entertainment sorted out for montecito. Hazza watching and dreaming of the good ole days shooting the natives from a gun ship and smeggy watching and dreaming of hot sex with the genuinely tasty looking virile young hunk she once thought she stood a chance with.
Oh Jesus. I hope George Clooney doesn't pop in
Richard Gere and the hamster
Recently, my 65-year-old mother called me up and said: "Guess what! I discovered the most amazing actor ever!" Me: "Who?" Mom: "His nam...doccartoon.blogspot.com
From that link, not my convo, I've known of George's alleged love of small furry animals for ages.
Me: "How could she not know who Richard Gere is! He's so famous."
Husband: "He was the one in Pretty Woman, right?"
Me: "Yes, and he was married to Cindy Crawford."
Husband: "He was?"
Me: "Yes! How do you not know that?"
Husband: "The only thing I know about Richard Gere is about how he put that hamster up his butt."
Me: "What??"
Husband: "You haven't heard that story?"
Me: "No..."
Husband: "It's pretty well known. That's probably what most people think of when they think of Richard Gere."
Me: "I really don't think so."
Husband: "Yes. If you asked a group of guys, I bet that would be the first thing that most of them would say about Richard Gere."
Me: "That's definitely not true."
But apparently, it is true. Thanks for proving me wrong.
Oh scotchy , do be careful bubba. Or at least carry a torch, just in case.
Richard Gere and the hamster
Recently, my 65-year-old mother called me up and said: "Guess what! I discovered the most amazing actor ever!" Me: "Who?" Mom: "His nam...doccartoon.blogspot.com
They do indeed, and it astonishes me that alleged advocates for good mental health seem unaware that one of the first rules when talking to sufferers is to listen.What I notice is that W&C engage with people and let them talk. It’s not about them. G&C it’s just one interminable bore-fest monologue after another. They do all the talking.🥱
LCC said or wrote, can't remember which it was, MM was asking to be involved one morning, let's say something with women. BP said they',d look into it and come back with suitable charities.Just don’t understand how anyone can take these twoseriously. On the one hand you have Catherine and William our there actually doing something positive and good, and then you just have these two yapping on about so many different things it makes my head spin! The causes C & W involve themselves with are genuine passions of theirs, but I see nothing genuine about the things M&H talk about and ‘involve’ themselves with.
Yes.....Well done on the thread title @freda19
Anyone else watching Strictly? One of the contestants was thanking Prince Harry.
Counting down 5 4 3 2 1 for how long it takes for Meagain and JCMH to send a message of support.
Good grief. Hazza looks like a somewhat groomed yeti/orangutan and smeggy looks like one of those drawings of neanderthals found on the walls of deep dark caves. Creepy.Yes.....
Had to share this cartoon I found of a not so balding Hazno and a not so Caucasian Smeggy. Reckon the cartoonist is having a laugh
That's a terrible drawing of herYes.....
Had to share this cartoon I found of a not so balding Hazno and a not so Caucasian Smeggy. Reckon the cartoonist is having a laugh
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