Harry and Meghan #411 No woman no cry except one tear left eye

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Where does the "of the body" bit come into it? There are some odd definitions of offspring mainly concerned with heifers, that could be construed as not necessarily excluding surrogacy, which is a worry.
There's not much about it, no precedents of course, as it's unheard of in British royal history for a Ho to succeed in shoehorning a Billy Bookcase into our Line of Succession. The norm is for people like the Wales family, all above board, birth certificates, breathing, signed by doctors, etc.
But the law is clear

(Hansard again, House of Lords... they are as polite to each other as we are on this thread.)

"In Committee and in a most courteous letter to me, my noble and learned friend Lord Wallace, whom I thank for his handling of the Bill, which has been outstanding, said:

Only a natural-born child of a husband and wife can succeed to the Throne”.—[Official Report, 28/2/13; col. 1217.]"
 
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We could always run her through the body scanners at the airport when she gets escorted by Sophie lol and let Heathrow staff frisk her
That would be hilarious…just think what would show up!
(I’m thinking of the way some drugs get smuggled by women….she could get the Crown Jewels up there..)
 
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That would be hilarious…just think what would show up!
(I’m thinking of the way some drugs get smuggled by women….she could get the Crown Jewels up there..)
No intimate examination by a medic needed, just shine a torch into the yawning chasm.
 
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Camilla was born in 1947, so she would have been about 50 when Diana died. I suppose children would be possible but not probable if she hadn't frozen her eggs.
 
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Maybe the lawyers can justify their fees …can you imagine trying to explain the intricacies of the law to Harold !?! ….over and over and over …
Plus I bet he was ‘ on the blower’ 24/7 !!!

Isn’t there some rumour that any costs he can’t get back from Mirror group will be met by the Max Mosley Legacy Fund ( through Hacked Off)???
 
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That would be hilarious…just think what would show up!
(I’m thinking of the way some drugs get smuggled by women….she could get the Crown Jewels up there..)
It would be like Mary Poppins unpacking her bag:



NB this is a re-enactment. You can tell because Aldi and Lidl are played by real children
 
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Camilla was born in 1947, so she would have been about 50 when Diana died. I suppose children would be possible but not probable if she hadn't frozen her eggs.
I couldn’t remember offhand the difference in ages - Diana was so young when she died. That obviously wasn’t going to be an issue!
 
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Yikes DD! Sounds like you're right in the thick of it! Dark shadows moving across the sky? Silent? Yup. That's them... Probably popping into the RAF base for a cuppa!
PS have you updated your browser and emptied the cache then rebooted?
 
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It doesn't help when there are contradictory institutes saying weed is good or bad for MH.

I haven’t seen anything on the news since the late 90s or early 2000s saying it was bad.
That figures. It was that time, late 90s when I met with a Dept for Education official to discuss the escalating drug issues in the schools across our county. Jaw dropped when he told me that they'd changed policy: they would now be teaching kids how to use drugs wisely? FFS. I was sooo angry, especially as my oldest two were just starting senior school. Using drugs + wisely = an insane contradiction!
And here we are....with the king's son a poster manboy for heavy consumption.
 
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He blocked her from writing a book? Uh oh, looks like more fuel for the inevitable divorce. She will not be silent and silenced. Nothing and no one will come between Meghan and her one last pay day.
Wonder what happened to what meghan wants meghan gets. Didn't he say that?
 
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I couldn’t remember offhand the difference in ages - Diana was so young when she died. That obviously wasn’t going to be an issue!
I wonder what the implications are if the Ho had been married twice instead if once, the first to Joe Giuliano? You have to write down on forms the names you've previously had, and on the Ffark birth certificate it was noted Trevor Engelson, but someone said you don't need to list all previous. I think she was married before Trevor, but such a lot has been scrubbed from the internet and information you could find some time back has disappeared, like about Snakebite.

Also why Welby had several private meetings with them, not wedding rehearsals. Something was going on but we were told it was for spiritual guidance. As if. Maybe Welby sacrificed a live cock to try and drive out the demons, but failed.

From what I can see, it's not normally permitted for a divorced person to marry in Church, let alone divorced twice.
 
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That’s what I don’t understand.
Couldn’t marry Charles and Camilla as they had been divorced (although technically he was now a widower) but the twice married trollope could sashay down in her white dress and veil for a third wedding
The CofE's attitude towards remarriage has changed a lot since 2005. It wasn't really the done thing then and it's more common now. This was compounded by the fact that Charles was due to become the Head of the CofE one day.

Apologies if this has been said. Still catching up.
 
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Sending ghost emojis to a prospective g/f? What was he? 8yo??! Arrested development imho!
In the Desirable Qualities for a Husband List, 'boring' and 'cringe' never, ever appear!!

Jaya he!!
 
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