Oh yes, I wonder how effusive the RF greetings will be.
KP, BP and Clarence House will all be coordinated to go out at 10am.
i bet they will be all photos of a beardless, preMeghan Harry, happy & smiling with his family
Oh yes, I wonder how effusive the RF greetings will be.Isn't it H's birthday tomorrow? Wonder if M will let him out for the day
If you're going to do a job, got to do it proper like!Your dedication to the task is commendable
Of course. You simply can’t throw enough shit you know
No, it isn’t. It’s Lincolnshire.Still Yorks though x
Some..I think some is a 4 letter word...I think all of the bigger words is more likely!
How old will he be ? 14 ? 15 ??seems like it sometimes.
They make lovely teaNowt wrong with Yorkshire Folk ! xxx
Still Yorks though x
Whoa.Tee hee.... the Smeggy curse strikes again and there's always the chance of an earth quake too.
Last time I saw a proper HRH was in the silver jubilee year, all us kids were lined up waiting for hours in the rain to wave a flag when Brenda came past in a car.
These days, if the golden glitter minge woman were to sail into town, I'd not even bother turning up to pull a moonie, nay mind wave a flag!
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And perhaps squeeze in a selfie photo with Hazza sat on her lap with a nappy full of piss & shit?....that’s her normal birthday gift to her nearest & dearestHazza's Birthday:
Haz is unlocked from the basement by Dorito at 6am and dressed in his grey uniform and hat disguise.
Dorito takes him for his daily exercise regime, a brisk walk round the estate to check for wildfiresdrones and paps hiding in bushes.
Haz is ordered by Dorito to eject any lurkers by pretending to be the gardener and starts swearing under his breath. As a special treat he is allowed to attend Doritos yoga session to pick up some tantric tips that will please Princess Sparkle in the bedroom.
Haz sits down for his breakfast of Advocdo on toast(wishing it was bacon and eggs) and swearing about it
Haz switches on his computer and attends a Zoom meeting. After 5 minutes he starts to get irritated because he's got no idea what's going on. He checks his mobile for birthday messages and remembers that he's ghosted all his friends
Hazza starts to feel really pissed off that nobody has called to say 'Happy Birthday' or given him a present. He retaliates by kicking some furniture and swearing a lot.
Hazza checks social media and starts screaming with rage and pulling his hair out when he discovers Tattle
To calm him down Dorito takes him toPrincess Sparkles presence whereupon she showers him some gifts that were made for the Sussex Royal shop . Haz cries when he sees his face on a mug faintly remembering the old days.
Princess Sparkle then presents him with an amazing poster sized photo of her high smeggyness. It's one of the old sexy poses on a yacht
Haz is overwhelmed with joywhen he sees that Princess Sparkle has even signed it with her beautiful calligraphy
Hazza forgets to be annoyed for a few minutes when he's allowed to put some new batteries in Archiedoll.
Unfortunately he breaks Archiedoll (number 357) after a few minutes and has a major meltdownthen swears for hours and hours and hours before bed
She looks like Gordon Ramsay in a ginger wigJeez Fergie is looking well rough these days
Her skin is very wrinkled for her age.
Andrew has worn her out
Hazza's Birthday:
Haz is unlocked from the basement by Dorito at 6am and dressed in his grey uniform and hat disguise.
Dorito takes him for his daily exercise regime, a brisk walk round the estate to check for wildfiresdrones and paps hiding in bushes.
Haz is ordered by Dorito to eject any lurkers by pretending to be the gardener and starts swearing under his breath. As a special treat he is allowed to attend Doritos yoga session to pick up some tantric tips that will please Princess Sparkle in the bedroom.
Haz sits down for his breakfast of Advocdo on toast(wishing it was bacon and eggs) and swearing about it
Haz switches on his computer and attends a Zoom meeting. After 5 minutes he starts to get irritated because he's got no idea what's going on. He checks his mobile for birthday messages and remembers that he's ghosted all his friends
Hazza starts to feel really pissed off that nobody has called to say 'Happy Birthday' or given him a present. He retaliates by kicking some furniture and swearing a lot.
Hazza checks social media and starts screaming with rage and pulling his hair out when he discovers Tattle
To calm him down Dorito takes him toPrincess Sparkles presence whereupon she showers him some gifts that were made for the Sussex Royal shop . Haz cries when he sees his face on a mug faintly remembering the old days.
Princess Sparkle then presents him with an amazing poster sized photo of her high smeggyness. It's one of the old sexy poses on a yacht
Haz is overwhelmed with joywhen he sees that Princess Sparkle has even signed it with her beautiful calligraphy
Hazza forgets to be annoyed for a few minutes when he's allowed to put some new batteries in Archiedoll.
Unfortunately he breaks Archiedoll (number 357) after a few minutes and has a major meltdownthen swears for hours and hours and hours before bed
I couldn't resist itOH MY GOD ! To be a fly on the wall in Chez HarklesThe new fugly fireplace and freshly vegan painted walls will be wearing the birthday cake.
"Look Aitch , LOOK. Your wanky brother is copying me and stealing my platforms ...
Kate's face!I couldn't resist itx
Hair wig
Handbag
Platform shoes lol
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Is he sucking his thumb? ...must be copying Harry as well then
SNL hasn’t been relevant for decades but even they see MM for what she is.Meghan should have had this Royal tutor
Can I ask, as an Aussie With no clue, what does the gold braid signify?
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In photo of wills and JCMH Wills has his gold braid on and JCMH hasn't love that they used that photo
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