Harry and Meghan #135 The weeping sore and the wailing bore

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Just read that Minge is considering consulting her lawyers over Ofcom's decision on freedom of speech and chilling censorship re. Piers. Good luck with that Minge. No idea when to stop digging or step back or shut up or say sorry. Endlessly complaining, lying, grifting and slandering.
Despite exposing his genital pain and inner turmoil, saying how his shoulders have dropped and his spine (spine?) stiffened in LA, I'd not be surprised if Noballs throws in the towel and sneaks back alone to be rehabbed on a turnip farm somewhere. He's a mentally fragile wreck and there's only so much a snivelling weasel can take. His life has been an utter nightmare since she snagged him on her Minge, and she and the mythical children might be left in L.A. while he dumps yet again on the RF the mess of his life and leaves them to sort it out.
He might have already done it, as after all what is there to salvage from this car-crash?
 
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Just ask if there are any words or phrases that baffle you and we shall happily decipher/translate.



This tarot card lark is uncanny.
Im getting to be quite the expert on doing readings for Cash and Harry. Those on youtube need to watch out because Im catching them up.


Did a quick 3 card reading for them today -

The 1st card drawn was the Major Arcana card - the rhinocrocadog which depicts a mystical creature and represents an untrustworthy person with many faces.

2nd card - was the 2 million of pentacles and that card says loud and clear that the money Prince Charles gave them has run out.

And the 3rd card was the Lying Weasel card which even the novice Tarot card reader will understand.

Its uncanny I tell you.
 
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*wipes away a tear*

We like you too. You are one of us. Have a mushy
 
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I've done abit of catching up ...lol at Scobie ...here he is on This Morning x

 
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Sorry about my mouth on here and do hope you're not too delicate.

Why not buy a book of British swear words and rhyming slang you Americans have some lovely expressions too why not use them on here and we can all learn from each other
 
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BIB: I never understood why people kept thinking that when Piers is happily married! Doesn't Celia dislike HW as well? He just wanted to meet HW because he was a fan of Suits.
 
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The third card was the Lying Weasel card
THE TAROT CARDS HAVE SPOKEN!!! I just called NoBalls a SNIVELLING WEASEL in my post 5 minutes ago and Lo! Up pops the Lying Weasel Card in @Chita 's post !!! OMG!
 
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Omigod "questioning" the decision. Bet OFCOM are shitting themselves now.

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He can only write in wooly wishy-washy language can't he? Piers didn't discredit the mental health issues...he completely disbelieved them .
Big difference.

Yeah, because Ofcom's really going to care about what that disgusting creature of plasticity thinks. Piers didn't discredit HW's mental health issues! Didn't he say that he didn't believe that she was denied help? Two completely different things!
Oops sorry. Repeated you.
 
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15 pages already and I'm only on page 5

I be catching up later x

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I'd settle for natural Brazilian which is pretty much where he's heading anyway with his hair loss.

I used to have a husband who could be described like that
 
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We could have a section in the Wiki?

ETA I've added a section at the bottom. Now we need some examples to add to it.
 
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Who on earth gets "melanin levels" taken at a doctor's office?
I always figured he'd mixed up melanin and melatonin but never understood the Caucasian comment if I was right.
As far as I know you only assess melanin levels in archaeological context. In other words when checking the background of dried up old mummies
Love to know what he was being tested for.
 
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I'm at the point where I'm genuinely fascinated to know where/how someone so utterly unprepossessing got this level of hide.

Of course, this just means she's pissed off but can't afford legal fees, but the constant need for clapback is pathological.

Could not be more excited about this news:


Really hoping that Harry is able to clap his beady, bitter little eyes on an actual Marine and realise how unqualified his flaccid effeminate frame was to ever lead them.
 
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Probably because he PERSONALLY found out that she's a freaking user and he didn't sign any confidentiality agreement like all the others that personally know she is a user. imo.
 
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Wasn't there something recently where she was going to change it/get a new one anyway?
 
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