Hannah Witton

[Fuzzyslippers22]

Unless they're completely stupid, I wouldn't say their decoration choices are preparing to sell the flat... no offence to anyone, but that yellow in the lounge is awful and I love yellow

They've probably remortgaged recently and are stuck there for a few years.

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

Unless they're completely stupid, I wouldn't say their decoration choices are preparing to sell the flat... no offence to anyone, but that yellow in the lounge is awful and I love yellow

They've probably remortgaged recently and are stuck there for a few years.

Isn't it her flat. She will be the one paying for it while he largely ignores her.

 

[imtakingabath]

What a strange guy just letting all those major life events happen *to* him, passively. I do feel a bit sorry for Hannah.

 

[The Yoko Ono of GY]

What a strange guy just letting all those major life events happen *to* him, passively. I do feel a bit sorry for Hannah.

I was together with a similar character for 6 years. „He’s just more reserved, he can’t show his feelings most of the time(…)“, being in couple’s therapy for years, until he left me at 39 and planning on finally trying for a baby with him, after he had delayed and delayed before.
After 2 miscarriages with my new partner, wish me luck for the future.
I would advise Hannah not to carry on with him always putting the least tolerable effort in the relationship.

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

There was also his solo Winter holiday somewhat recently...

I wouldn't even go so far as to say he doesn't like her. He seems completely indifferent to her, which is arguably worse.

And the fact he didn’t buy her an engagement ring ( not that that’s overly important but it’s just another thing he didn’t do ) she used a ring her granny left her.

You missed the part where she went into labour and he continued playing a boardgame.

Yikes
You would have though a family member or friend (the friend who is his sister maybe) might have had a word. I mean it's one thing hearing things that cause a red flag and seeing odd occasions of the less than Stella way he treats her irl, but there are whole videos documenting it... does no one in her family or friendship circle love this girl on her real life??

 

[buffalobarbie]

I dislike her wallpaper. Her interiors style is actually worse than her fashion.

(No offence if anyone has that, it’s just too busy for a bedroom in my opinion)

 

[Daisymai]

I dislike her wallpaper. Her interiors style is actually worse than her fashion.

(No offence if anyone has that, it’s just too busy for a bedroom in my opinion)

Makes my eyes go funny

 

[mama.llama.drama]

Wow this must set a new record for lazy content …

 

[Millennial Pink]

Wow this must set a new record for lazy content …

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I can't decide if this is better or worse than the underwear video. Scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

 

[Jam-sandwich]

As if she had the audacity to get pissed off at that person’s kindly worded constructive criticism when she’s putting out tit like that!

(plz ignore the random italics halfway through that sentence, for some reason I can’t remove them )
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And now she’s butt hurt when someone fairly points out that her content has no real point and is all over the place. I think she’s annoyed because she knows it’s true and it is true for most “lifestyle content” creators. It adds little value, she herself compares it to reality TV.. so mind numbing, lazy content that’s just vehicle for advertising. But how dare a viewer call it out for what it is!!
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For anyone who missed it, this is the ‘rude feedback’ I’m talking about!

 

[Orange2green]

Deffo lives in Wood Green. The Greggs she went to is the one on the high street. Next door to Oddbins

 

[ellyjelly2]

Deffo lives in Wood Green. The Greggs she went to is the one on the high street. Next door to Oddbins

She does, pretty central Wood Green.

 

[cazzaaa]

Came here because the unproductive day in the life video pissed me off. Should have known what I was getting myself in for. But her constant comments about "see, I'm still being productive!" were so irritating. Pretty sure if I took apart a Lego model instead of doing my real job I simply wouldn't get paid. That wasn't an unproductive day...that was a day off.

 

[mama.llama.drama]

She also considers a day out in central London, including lunch at The Ivy and and a massage costing several hundred pounds, as ‘work’.

Must be nice, but it’s a joke to claim this is ‘work’ or worse, a career.

 

[takeyourwingsoutside]

I ran here to talk about that unproductive video. That was a massive reply to that "rude" commenter and the person on here who said she should just get a normal job if she hates "influencing" so much!!

 

[mama.llama.drama]

So she took the day off work, chilled at home, and then went out with friends that night, leaving Dan to parent solo for the evening.

In comparison, Dan leaves early in the morning five days a week, has a fairly long commute to and from work, and works a stressful IT management job.

She feels guilty and rightly so. Nothing to do with gender, if I was in his position I’d be giving my partner a what the actual duck.

I’d say he resents her, and it shows in his blatant indifference towards her.

 

[sangariana]

Oh yay she hired a stylist… a totally relatable experience, completely normal, not completely staged at all.

 

[sunniva]

Don’t ask why lol but I’ve recently watched a whole backlog of her videos. This stylist has been in a good chunk of her previous ~fashion~ videos and I’m absolutely convinced she hates Hannah and her clothes so much. It’s clip after clip of her being polite about objectively horrible items of clothing haha 🥲

Also just find it a bit inexplicable why Hannah’s focus has been so much on clothes since she quit the sex stuff. She comes across as clueless about very basics and these stylists / random services seem to be doing the real legwork. The sustainability stuff is just mimicked from Leena without any actual substance… idk it all just seems a bit lazy and uninteresting.

 

[xxlottiexx]

the 'fashion content' could be interesting if it was from the angle of her trying to find style sustainably as a new mum in her 30s but instead we're just watching her awkwardly dance in dated 2010s clothing. its not like she's against buying new things, so she could easily buying something more 'trendy' and show how easy it is to update her existing wardrobe with things from this decade

 

[replace32titles]

The radioactive greenish-yellow walls aren't my taste to begin with but they make a truly hideous YouTube background, especially for clothes videos.