Hannah Witton

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There’s a whole bunch of them who need to give up the cringy content and get real jobs, but Hannah is right up there. She’s making millennials look bad.
 
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I don't know if I've picked up on this as a northerner but she's started pronouncing her 'L's as 'W's a lot of the time..... she never used to do this.

The new clothes video. Why can't she wear a strappy top under the see through top? I also can't see purple, it looks white to me. The black top just needs tucking in or would look nice with some jeans. The pale pink top is awful. The blue hoodie actually looked nice and the colour really suits her. The black top is great and matches the skirt, even though she says she wouldn't wear them together. I liked the black playsuit with the fun tights as well. Obviously it's all a matter of opinion!
 
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I don't know if I've picked up on this as a northerner but she's started pronouncing her 'L's as 'W's a lot of the time..... she never used to do this.
Do you have an example of words she’s doing this on? I can’t bear to watch her and find out for myself.
 
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Only knew of hannah via Lucy moon, then on her own merit when she made her health / stoma videos which I thought was really brave as no one I'd seen online ever showed any health hurdles other than anxiety.

I've been having trouble sleeping, so rather than do anything useful or productive I read this thread last night to try and bore myself to sleep, and I have concluded that her husband does not like her

She suggested he move in with her as his lease was coming to an end, he didn't have anywhere to live, but no biggie, no stress, as his gf had conveniently bought a flat so he just sort of moved in. How romantic!

Then she proposed to him

She couldn't have a big wedding as it wasn't his style.l but it's ok she didn't really want one. I'm not convinced, but whatever. No speeches, bridesmaids, cars, professional photos. She didn't even wear a white dress as she wanted something to get more wear out of and white dresses are more expensive etc.
What a fairy-tale!

Now she birthed a son and he seems to do minimal childcare instead drinking cans of Stella while locked away in his room glued to his computer games like a teenager as she co sleeps with their son (on the floor??) feeding him on demand.

Living the dream!

Her sense of style is diabolical, I can see she's short with a very large chest but everything she chooses seems to make her look worse than before. She could look great if she choose flattering necklines and shapes, colours to make herself look taller etc. She appears determined to style herself as a wacky textiles teacher.

Her husband needs a good style over haul too, and primarily to do something with his hair. Washing it regularly could be a good start.
 
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Only knew of hannah via Lucy moon, then on her own merit when she made her health / stoma videos which I thought was really brave as no one I'd seen online ever showed any health hurdles other than anxiety.

I've been having trouble sleeping, so rather than do anything useful or productive I read this thread last night to try and bore myself to sleep, and I have concluded that her husband does not like her

She suggested he move in with her as his lease was coming to an end, he didn't have anywhere to live, but no biggie, no stress, as his gf had conveniently bought a flat so he just sort of moved in. How romantic!

Then she proposed to him

She couldn't have a big wedding as it wasn't his style.l but it's ok she didn't really want one. I'm not convinced, but whatever. No speeches, bridesmaids, cars, professional photos. She didn't even wear a white dress as she wanted something to get more wear out of and white dresses are more expensive etc.
What a fairy-tale!

Now she birthed a son and he seems to do minimal childcare instead drinking cans of Stella while locked away in his room glued to his computer games like a teenager as she co sleeps with their son (on the floor??) feeding him on demand.

Living the dream!

Her sense of style is diabolical, I can see she's short with a very large chest but everything she chooses seems to make her look worse than before. She could look great if she choose flattering necklines and shapes, colours to make herself look taller etc. She appears determined to style herself as a wacky textiles teacher.

Her husband needs a good style over haul too, and primarily to do something with his hair. Washing it regularly could be a good start.
You missed the part where she went into labour and he continued playing a boardgame. 😬
 
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First video I’ve watched in a while is the bedroom makeover one and I’m actually in shock at her nonchalantly replacing an entire room of furniture with marginally different cheap fast-furniture tit that is so much more ethically and environmentally harmful than fast-fashion.
Sooo many good second hand furniture places in North London who deliver… and her taste is eclectic/retro anyway and it’s not like she wants it to match? She didn’t even have a time limit? I’m just baffled. Bare minimum she could have at least listed the old stuff on Gumtree instead of arranging for the council to collect it for landfill. Like… she built this identity around being thrifty and eco conscious and for what?? lol.
 
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You missed the part where she went into labour and he continued playing a boardgame. 😬
And the fact he didn’t buy her an engagement ring ( not that that’s overly important but it’s just another thing he didn’t do ) she used a ring her granny left her.
 
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I wouldn't even go so far as to say he doesn't like her. He seems completely indifferent to her, which is arguably worse.
 
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Only knew of hannah via Lucy moon, then on her own merit when she made her health / stoma videos which I thought was really brave as no one I'd seen online ever showed any health hurdles other than anxiety.

I've been having trouble sleeping, so rather than do anything useful or productive I read this thread last night to try and bore myself to sleep, and I have concluded that her husband does not like her

She suggested he move in with her as his lease was coming to an end, he didn't have anywhere to live, but no biggie, no stress, as his gf had conveniently bought a flat so he just sort of moved in. How romantic!

Then she proposed to him

She couldn't have a big wedding as it wasn't his style.l but it's ok she didn't really want one. I'm not convinced, but whatever. No speeches, bridesmaids, cars, professional photos. She didn't even wear a white dress as she wanted something to get more wear out of and white dresses are more expensive etc.
What a fairy-tale!

Now she birthed a son and he seems to do minimal childcare instead drinking cans of Stella while locked away in his room glued to his computer games like a teenager as she co sleeps with their son (on the floor??) feeding him on demand.

Living the dream!

Her sense of style is diabolical, I can see she's short with a very large chest but everything she chooses seems to make her look worse than before. She could look great if she choose flattering necklines and shapes, colours to make herself look taller etc. She appears determined to style herself as a wacky textiles teacher.

Her husband needs a good style over haul too, and primarily to do something with his hair. Washing it regularly could be a good start.
There was also his solo Winter holiday somewhat recently...
 
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There was also his solo Winter holiday somewhat recently...
I think what's also quite sad is Hannah and Leena had made it their brand being single for a while. Leena seems like someone who was actually happy single while for a while before Dan she was clearly desperate for a relationship and kinds latched onto the first guy that she could. From the videos Leena posted you can tell her and her partner really support each other. While Hannah and Dan seem to just exist together.
 
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First video I’ve watched in a while is the bedroom makeover one and I’m actually in shock at her nonchalantly replacing an entire room of furniture with marginally different cheap fast-furniture tit that is so much more ethically and environmentally harmful than fast-fashion.
Sooo many good second hand furniture places in North London who deliver… and her taste is eclectic/retro anyway and it’s not like she wants it to match? She didn’t even have a time limit? I’m just baffled. Bare minimum she could have at least listed the old stuff on Gumtree instead of arranging for the council to collect it for landfill. Like… she built this identity around being thrifty and eco conscious and for what?? lol.
I also don't understand how they are going to fit another child in that flat if they have another one which it seems like they are trying to do.
 
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I also don't understand how they are going to fit another child in that flat if they have another one which it seems like they are trying to do.
Yeah.. a 2 bed flat for a small young family in London is pretty standard tbh but I did think the rush to completely replace/rearrange furniture might mean she’s pregnant already?
 
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Yeah.. a 2 bed flat for a small young family in London is pretty standard tbh but I did think the rush to completely replace/rearrange furniture might mean she’s pregnant already?
I just can't believe they didn't donate, or even sell it, its all just going tonend up as landfill. What a total waste
 
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Knowing that Leena and Hannah are close friends , I can't help but see the distinction in their videos . I really wonder what Leena thinks of Hannah's choices some times !
 
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Yeah.. a 2 bed flat for a small young family in London is pretty standard tbh but I did think the rush to completely replace/rearrange furniture might mean she’s pregnant already?
Someone commented about this recently and she confirmed she isn't.

I guess they'll have at least 9 months before a baby arrives, and then at least 6 months of it being in their room so realistically it'll be 18months until they feel the need for another bedroom. If I thought I'd need another home in the next couple of years I don't think I'd be redecorating unless absolutely necessary. I think they said the bigger bed was in preparation for cosleeping at one point.

Must have missed what happened to their old furniture, did it go to the tip!? A charity would 100% have collected it from them.
 
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Someone commented about this recently and she confirmed she isn't.

I guess they'll have at least 9 months before a baby arrives, and then at least 6 months of it being in their room so realistically it'll be 18months until they feel the need for another bedroom. If I thought I'd need another home in the next couple of years I don't think I'd be redecorating unless absolutely necessary. I think they said the bigger bed was in preparation for cosleeping at one point.

Must have missed what happened to their old furniture, did it go to the tip!? A charity would 100% have collected it from them.
I’m pretty sure she said in the most recent video that the bed had been listed on marketplace but nobody wanted it.
 
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