Hannah Witton #2

[sunniva]

The irony of complaining about not getting pregnant while having a known hormone disruption which could be greatly improved by eating something other than white bread, sugar and processed meat.
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The irony of complaining about not getting pregnant while having a known hormone disruption which could be greatly improved by eating something other than white bread, sugar and processed meat.

 

[whataboutit]

New vlognukah video about taking on too much for vlognukah.. it doesn’t really seem to be paying off in the views.

 

[simmehchan]

I don't get why she couldn't have just started posting this stuff on her main channel.

 

[Orange2green]

I've watched a couple of her Vlognakuh videos, the one that's behind the scenes and the one year on video and both of them she's really hanging on the point about trying to conceive being the one reason that this year has been bad work wise. She's brought it up constantly and consistently in all her videos. She was TTC for a year with Rowan so she's on a similar timeline for the second. No idea why she's so much more impatient. Why can't she just embrace the family dynamic she has or will have (whatever the age gap) and not keep pinning them on "this is what I had, so this is what I want". What if there's something better than what you had?!

 

[replace32titles]

New vlognukah video about taking on too much for vlognukah.. it doesn’t really seem to be paying off in the views.

"Taking on too much" when two of the five so far have been tedious and self-indulgent prattling about the so-called career that no one cares about - not the details, anyway - and the best of the lot has been the barrel-scraping plain ham sandwich video.

 

[Fuzzyslippers22]

She doesn't know as much about books as she think she does eg. Brandon Sanderson has a huge back catalogue not just Mistborn & Stormlight

I also don't get why she portrays herself as someone who loves space but knows 0 about real life space and astrophysics

Her interests just seem boxes to tick on the personality she wants people to see her as

 

[sheleg]

I’m Jewish and the ham sandwiches on Vlognukah made me laugh!

She doesn’t present herself as an observant practising Jew so for me it’s in no way offensive. Not that it’s even my place to be offended at what other Jewish people (or anyone!) does with their life.

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Did she ever share whether she'd successfully treated her vaginal problem? After her son was born she was unable to have penetrative sex due to tight muscles. I swear she was going to share what she was going to do to treat the problem but maybe I missed it.

 

[sheleg]

I could do without knowing the inner workings of her vadge, to be perfectly honest!

 

[Fuzzyslippers22]

Just when you think her style can't get crazier... enter her last video

My husband says she has primary school teacher vibes (outfit wise)

 

[hollowcrown]

New vlognukah video about taking on too much for vlognukah.. it doesn’t really seem to be paying off in the views.
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Throwing tit at the wall and seeing what sticks.

This looks like the death spiral you often see on YouTube channels. No consistency in thumbnails or content style, poor view count, just desperately trying to save a dying channel.

 

[replace32titles]

To be fair, the dress was in itself awful - why is there a great big yellow panel on the front?? If I was foolish enough to wear a sleeveless dress in winter, I'd want something underneath it and I'm struggling to think of anything that would have looked even ok with it.

 

[Fuzzyslippers22]

I must admit, her ham sandwich video cracked me up.

I worry so much about eating too much UPFs then I look at Hannahs diet I'm doing more okay than I think

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

I could do without knowing the inner workings of her vadge, to be perfectly honest!

thats a ham sandwich all of itself...
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Just when you think her style can't get crazier... enter her last video

My husband says she has primary 1970s school teacher vibes (outfit wise)

fixed that for you
possibly why shes having trouble conceiving.. can you imagine the great unwashed Dan taking a look at that and saying phwaor i wanna jump those bones

 

[sippingthetea]

My rit content, atrocious sense of style … and having a child ruined my YouTube channel

I wanted to expand on the "having a child ruined my YouTube channel" because in that video she did with the other YouTuber, they discussed how the male YouTuber's channel took off while her income "massively reduced" post-birth, and I was intrigued by this point so I took a peek at her financial statements. I'm specifically looking at the movements in capital levels (assets less liabilities) as a proxy for income levels.

2021: £143,249
2022 (birth): £194,640
2023: £162,257
2024: £162,864

I think that illustrates her point pretty well. Growth prior to birth and then massive drop/stagnation.

There was a comment in the old thread (I think?) questioning why she just let her big main channel go dormant. I took a peek at the subscriber numbers and she significantly (!!!) more subscribers on the main channel. Why is she posting on the alt channel? Surely the original channel could have handled the pivot in content, alot of creators pivot?? Surely it would address the revenue issue????

 

[hollowcrown]

There was a comment in the old thread (I think?) questioning why she just let her big main channel go dormant. I took a peek at the subscriber numbers and she significantly (!!!) more subscribers on the main channel. Why is she posting on the alt channel? Surely the original channel could have handled the pivot in content, alot of creators pivot?? Surely it would address the revenue issue????

Her main channel also comes up first in the search whenever you look for her. You go on the channel and then see it hasn't been active in over a year.

No idea why she would throw away a successful channel. It makes no business sense whatsoever.

 

[sunniva]

Imo she wanted the split between the two channels as a point of vanity about her professionalism. She has always heavily overestimated how legit her sex ed ‘’career’’ was. Look back at her goals / future plan videos (there are plenty) and she seems to have been hoping to move into government policy consultation for sex ed in schools, sexual health charity work etc. Which was highly optimistic as she had no qualifications in sex or relationships aside from a few years of casual heterosexual sex in her early 20s… groundbreaking stuff lol. When she did finally recognise the gaps in her knowledge she had to invest heavily to platform actual experts and thts when the whole thing collapsed financially/egoically.

I reckon keeping the channel as a capsule of sex ed videos gives her a feeling of legitimacy and success. She wouldn’t want to cheapen that with her amateur fashion and lifestyle videos I guess she can also point to it as evidence of her social media management skills these days

 

[PlantsandPillows]

To be fair - I have assumed it would be due to the fact that her channel about sex would be shadow banned & would make monetisation of her new content impossible.

You couldn’t put ads behind a family friendly piece of content and then people come to your channel and it’s all about sex / over 18s content.

 

[cazzaaa]

Hannah claims that her tiny flat is big enough for 2 kids

Meanwhile, I'm in my (bigger than her) flat saying no to getting a second cat because I'm worried there isn't enough space for two lol

 

[Fuzzyslippers22]

Hannah claims that her tiny flat is big enough for 2 kids

Meanwhile, I'm in my (bigger than her) flat saying no to getting a second cat because I'm worried there isn't enough space for two lol

I have a 3 bed terrace, 2 kids and a dog. It's tight

TBF their flat has 2 full size bathrooms, and the bedrooms are alright sizes. And they had Rowan in with them for almost 2 years, so I imagine they have a timer on for that long and will then do bunk beds if they still haven't been able to move out.

It's probably Hannahs lack of job that is stopping them getting a bigger mortgage