Starttheline
VIP Member
"My phone is dead, shall we risk it? Shit, you weren't quick enough. Queuing to get the morning after pill. Better safe than sorry! Grabbing a kitkat whilst I wait."
- Notice
ophelia1990
VIP Member
Step mum died, kid got a chronic illness but look at the positives - she went to New York with a small man.
You’ve just got to
find little pockets of happiness lads.
You’ve just got to
find little pockets of happiness lads.
Starttheline
VIP Member
My own little joys, because I couldn't resist.
The Little Joys of December
Omg it's so dark outside. Have we got any de-icer? I'm going to make a Christmas cake this year. Where have I hidden the kids presents.. Baileys in my coffee? Oh go on then. Argh I've forgotten to book a Santa visit! Sequins and velvet. So festive. Let's go to the Christmas Market. Glittery socks AND eyeshadow. Shall we do secret santa this year? I can't wait for a bucks fizz. I need to find my big scarf. Someone has stolen my advent chocolate today.. Give me all the cheese and biscuits. I found the cutest bauble in Flying Tiger. I'm adding tinsel to my headband. Alexa, how do you make a shepherd costume? The garden centre IS a day out. Can we crack open the Quality Street yet? Bagsy not doing to washing up. The most wonderful time of the year
The Little Joys of December
Omg it's so dark outside. Have we got any de-icer? I'm going to make a Christmas cake this year. Where have I hidden the kids presents.. Baileys in my coffee? Oh go on then. Argh I've forgotten to book a Santa visit! Sequins and velvet. So festive. Let's go to the Christmas Market. Glittery socks AND eyeshadow. Shall we do secret santa this year? I can't wait for a bucks fizz. I need to find my big scarf. Someone has stolen my advent chocolate today.. Give me all the cheese and biscuits. I found the cutest bauble in Flying Tiger. I'm adding tinsel to my headband. Alexa, how do you make a shepherd costume? The garden centre IS a day out. Can we crack open the Quality Street yet? Bagsy not doing to washing up. The most wonderful time of the year
majestic26
VIP Member
I can't believe she's done a 'Little Joys' for her dead stepmother. This is some bleak Black Mirror shit.
Also the whiplash I get from her talking about her step mum's funeral and her immunosuppressed child, to then talking about the first lighting of a gifted candle?! It's like she really can't draw boundaries between her 'real' life and her influencer life.
Also the whiplash I get from her talking about her step mum's funeral and her immunosuppressed child, to then talking about the first lighting of a gifted candle?! It's like she really can't draw boundaries between her 'real' life and her influencer life.
influencerbore
VIP Member
Tad embarrassing
If any of these brands pick her up on this I’m
Instantly never using them again
If any of these brands pick her up on this I’m
Instantly never using them again
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ophelia1990
VIP Member
British fucking airways!! I bet you beggy twat.
It’s not ~manifesting, it’s doing the absolute bare minimum to try get an ad deal or a freebie.
She is THE WORST.
It’s not ~manifesting, it’s doing the absolute bare minimum to try get an ad deal or a freebie.
She is THE WORST.
ophelia1990
VIP Member
That’s what cracks me up. “I travelled”, girl you went on an all inclusive in Spain where you cried the whole time and had to take a mate cos you can’t parent.
V cultured.
V cultured.
TheLastLolo
VIP Member
When your boyfriend suggests making a floor bed… you realise he’s only 7 and phone his mum to pick him up.
TheLastLolo
VIP Member
She posted a thing about how if a potato can become vodka, she can become a doctor. I don’t think you can ferment your way into being a doctor but that would explain the hair. And the leggings.
sallybreadsticks
Chatty Member
I can confirm that Tiny Boyfriend is on his way OUT...
... and wait for it....
... Chris is on his way BACK! Unreal!
I've asked Chris' cousin for a bit more detail but it appears the big dog is back on the (damp) patch!
... and wait for it....
... Chris is on his way BACK! Unreal!
I've asked Chris' cousin for a bit more detail but it appears the big dog is back on the (damp) patch!
OppositeFeature
Chatty Member
I can’t wait for the list about TB…
‘Tiny boyfriend. Basic thoughts. Always on tip toes. Step dad duties. Shared Christmas card. Giver of UTIs. Sex in hotels when you still live with your parents…’
The fact she’s dressed as Mrs Doubtfire?
Unfollowing and refollowjng someone on Instagram reminds me of logging and on off MSN for attention
Pamalamadingdong
Member
She had a blog post up where she used a racist slur when referring to getting a Chinese takeaway. Repeated dm's, comments and calls on here to delete, rewrite/reword it, acknowledge it and make a change fell upon deaf ears and she left it there for what I think was actually years? Eventually it got called out in a bigger way in the wake of Black Lives Matter and a number of influencers having previous racist remarks coming out, and she was 'cancelled'. She lay low for about a year after posting a goodbye message about her mental health and how everyone is mean, then sneaked back via The Leopard, an account she set up with a mate called Gemma but was basically just her account again and a way back to Instagram. That eventually bit the dust when she regained enough followers on her personal instagram. She claimed with med school, break up etc she didn't have life space to also run the additional account, but it was clear to everyone here at least that she only used it to get herself back on the influencer train and it would be scrapped as soon as that happened. Think that's it??