Hannah Gale #14 The New Scien-tits

[JellyDonut]

Well done to @PatTheTat for winning thread title! Your prize is a copy of New Scientist magazine, be careful though in case Hannah tries to steal it so she can pretend she reads them in the bath when actually she is just adding rogue tit pics to her Insta story 🫣

Please can someone clever do a recap?

 

[influencerbore]

Why is she always in the bath? I only really have a bath when it’s winter

 

[PatTheTat]

Delighted to have won the thread title suggestion and can’t wait for my prize to arrive and hoping I find time to read in between having so much sex with my new boyfriend.

A little thread recap in the Hannah Gale tit list style…

The New Scien-Tits: ~A MaGiCaL NeW ChaPteR~

New boyfriend
So much sex
Exploiting my unwell son for content
Pineapple cashew rice #throwback
More sex
HG10 featuring Vinted finds only
Ill-fitting bras and cycling shorts
Mario Kart, 17 year olds and alcopops
New boyfriend
Slagging my ex
Greasy hair, questionable outfits, holes in shoes
Watercolours, tit slips and bubble baths

 

[TheLastLolo]

Delighted to have won the thread title suggestion and can’t wait for my prize to arrive and hoping I find time to read in between having so much sex with my new boyfriend.

A little thread recap in the Hannah Gale tit list style…

The New Scien-Tits: ~A MaGiCaL NeW ChaPteR~

New boyfriend
So much sex
Exploiting my unwell son for content
Pineapple cashew rice #throwback
More sex
HG10 featuring Vinted finds only
Ill-fitting bras and cycling shorts
Mario Kart, 17 year olds and alcopops
New boyfriend
Slagging my ex
Greasy hair, questionable outfits, holes in shoes
Watercolours, tit slips and bubble baths

Can’t believe you didn’t mention that she has a new boyfriend and they’re having loads of sex…

 

[Orangesocks182]

Had to bring this screenshot back for the new thread

 

[CR1978]

Oh my gawd! I’ve heard about this but not seen the pic! How can she not realise she has an escaped udder?

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[coolcapitalist]

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I will never ever be able to make the angle of the tit make sense

 

[Bubblemamaa22]

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Jesus christ. I thought I'd accurately recalled the level of batshit it was, but no, it's even worse than I remember

 

[ekl2000]

I haven’t seen that before! Is that her nipple bending round the corner of the book? And where’s the bath water?


this is funnier than her taking tripod selfies opposite Toby carvery on an A-road

 

[graceanatomy]

I will never ever be able to make the angle of the tit make sense

Oh my
God. What am I actually seeing here? Is that actually a nipple? It can't be.. can it? I'm actually howling here.

 

[coolcapitalist]

Haha I love there are many people seeing this for the first time!

Yes you are all correct
- tit playing peekaboo at inexplicable angle
- no water in bath
- potentially muff is out too*

* someone zoomed in and lightened the image and we could see _something_

 

[graceanatomy]

Haha I love there are many people seeing this for the first time!

Yes you are all correct
- tit playing peekaboo at inexplicable angle
- no water in bath
- potentially muff is out too*

* someone zoomed in and lightened the image and we could see _something_

Hahahahah this is actually too hilarious. Why has she posted this!!! She CANT have missed her own boob in the pic, SURELY. that is too funny if she has

Ngl it's actually made me like her more now hahahaha

 

[Peachy9]

It's not an oversized denim jacket if it doesn't even do up, though 🫠

 

[TheLastLolo]

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It's not an oversized denim jacket if it doesn't even do up, though 🫠

Came to say exactly this but also… this doesn’t look too bad on her at all. WHY IS SHE SO BAD AT RECOGNISING WHAT LOOKS HALF DECENT ON HER?

 

[Tiger tat]

Came to say exactly this but also… this doesn’t look too bad on her at all. WHY IS SHE SO BAD AT RECOGNISING WHAT LOOKS HALF DECENT ON HER?

Because she’s trying it on with a tent dress and can’t see past it.

 

[ekl2000]

I still can’t get my head around it.

Sat here doing my slightly dull but otherwise fine office job I do just to pay the bills. But this woman has got undressed, sat her arse in an empty bath tub, slung a tiddie over her left forearm and used a book as a prop. To take photos for CONTENT and make out like it was some spontaneous moment?

HAHAHAHA Hannah pls never stop x

 

[Outtheforest]

Loving the reactions from all the poor souls seeing the tit for the first time actually would've made me like her more if she had owned it and made a joke of herself instead of just silently deleting it.

 

[ekl2000]

That non oversize denim was £15?! She was robbed!!

*her kids fucked up old shoes weep quietly in the corner*

 

[Lemonadestrawberry]

How has she managed to spend 5 hours talking and posting about a denim jacket. FML she really has nothing to do. It's not even oversized imo?!

 

[missobscure09]

1) It’s not oversized, it just fits. It’s probably a women’s 16-18 equivalent (ie her real size) but she’s adamant she’s a 14 so anything bigger is “oversized”

2) It doesn’t look bad! Yet she doesn’t realise how awful the biker waistcoats and dad trainers are