Thursday 16th August
OUR FIRST SURPRISE DESTINATION IN AUSTRALIA!! + APARTMENT TOUR!
13 minutes
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=Se6xzUGU9Cs
Basically I'm not too sure they are loving life in this one
Video starts with Chris's record player sticking while it plays the music track for the shots of the car driving
There is some brief video of their drive then its onto the main topic of tonights video from the no1 greatest vlogging phenomena that has ever existed in the history of Yorkshire nay the world. that topic is Sarah Moaning
Video cuts to Sarah wearing the same hoodie outfit its the type favoured of chavs and shop lifters so I am told She is complaining of being tired and they haven't slept for 1 and a half days. Think of the kids Sarah think of the kids. Talking of which the kids and friuitloop are bringing the cases in. Why it needs 4 people to bring in one case I'll never know. I would have thought Sarah had dumped all the dirty washing back at the hotel in Singapore
Anyway she wants to give us a room tour. And she does and its err a bit naff really
She tells us here is the door and here is the kitchen. It looks ok clean enough the microwave is placed high up and looks like the £39 ers you get from ASDA (they are actually very good)
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She then shows us the dining area and the lounge which again is OK I imagine for her its way too small but we have stayed in similar. You go on holidays for experiences and to see places don't ya ?
She shows us the bedroom and its fine going to be a bit cramped when you put the spare bed in for Chris like but there's always the sofa
She talks in a sing song voice its a bit like she's pissed says things like roundey roundey
Then its the toilet and the shower room and then the other bedroom with two single beds where she says Chris is going to put the spare bed so that's Chris and 2 of the girls taken care of wheres the other one kipping ?
She then shows us the balcony and the view. The balconys not high enough that someone would get killed if they "fell over the rail" but the views ok. She then tells us they will be visiting 6 places and will give details of where they are staying BUT she wont do this till they have left each place as they have ONLINE STALKERS who have nothing better to do than SABOTAGE anything they do.
So that's most of you evil bastards reading this and you should be ashamed ASHAMED.
Anyway she is about to go into the shower to freshen up as she is so tired
Next section is Chris the beanie is back and I had to rewind what he says It is they are just packing up and leaving the apartment to go to a 7/11 and stock up the place with some nice yummies. I mean with his recent allegations it could be taken completely the wrong way I deduce he means a 7-11 shop to buy food. I suspect this food may include such preganancy suitable foods as microwave meals, crisps, sausages, bacon, crisps, chocolate , crisps prepared fruit, crisps chocolate , crisps, milk, crisps, breakfast cereal chocolate, crisps, sweets, etc
There is sequence of them walking down the corridor that looks similar to Angry mancs wall or the way to the interview room when you get nicked for shoplifting
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Before They get into their hire car. Chris tells us how he couldn't sleep and the seats were broken on the Dreamliner and how he tried to sleep under the seats on the plane. Its so sad I poured myself another glass.
They are now in the 7/11 and pouring themselves a nice rich looking milkshake. Sarah then discovers a native Australian donut and is most happy to meet this rare site.
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Unfortunately its just one so they buy a box of 12 others instead.
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Next they are in the lounge. Chris tells us they are all just SOUPER happy right now. Sarah confirms this by scowling at him in disgust. They are all watching Ice Age on TV. Its probably to get them used to it being winter there - good choice
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The girls are all asleep and before you can say "wheres the spare key I'm off to the pool" Chris tells us that they are all going to bed and that the eldest 2 have gone to brush their teeth and get to bed. He tells us they have finished watching Ice Age 2 he thinks and asks Sarah. For some reason Sarah doesn't seem too bothered whether it was ice Age 2/3/4/5/6/7 or 99 she seems snappy.
Perhaps its tonight that Chris is going to finish what he started by rubbing her neck in Singapore. To be fair I can see why she's snappy Its 3 minutes she won't get back
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Chris tells us he is so near falling asleep and Sarah suggests that he already did. then the bombshell. He has got some editing to do- WHILST THE OTHERS ARE IN BED - the absolute rotter. He isn't even pretending to be remorseful. Sarah says she hasn't had a shower and her heads itching. Its ok Sarah we know you don't want to do the 3 minute "jiggy with lil Chris" thing. Chris knows it too. He's off to the pool anyway. He uses words like we're not hardcore enough to bust it all day long. It's shocking. Chris is apologising for the quality of the vlog but then Sarah cuts in saying it's not that we're on holiday and they are not there to literally kill themselves they are there to have fun and if that means watching a movie they have watched before it means they watch a movie they have watched before. She seems rather upset. I think they forgot to get the crisps
The End
Developments
I doubt Chris got jiggy with Sarah that night
You can buy donuts in trays - its just like Morrisons
Sarah doesn't seem too happy
