Friday 17th august
WE THOUGHT SHE HAD BEEN BITTEN BY A SNAKE! AUSTRALIA DAY 2!
25 minutes]
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=ar9HRwj0bpE
Without even watching it I suspect she hasn t been bitten by a snake. If its any of the kids they just have snakes for parents
Video opens creepily with the door to the kids bedrooms. BUT it's Sarah not Chris so it's not too bad.
The 2 youngest girls have a bed each Isabelle is asleep on what looks to be a mattress. It could be because she is the skivvy
But that must mean that Sarah and Chris shared a bed. Maybe Chris was out last night swimming
Chris is with Sarah and they both say the kids have been asleep since 9 last night. Sarah also pointedly says Esme has her T shirt on. Pressures mounting eh Si?
So the kids are shattered basically who'd have thought it.
Sarah manages to say that she has been sick 4 times just after saying Chris has edited the vlog - I know what she means
Sarah is sat outside now rabbitting on and Esme wants to go back inside as its too hot
Sarah moans about trying her hardest not to moan its as if she has been reading up on herself. she then goes on to tell us that she cant tell us how bad she is feeling today. That's jolly nice of her. she spends around 2 minutes telling us
Isla comes out and has a snake. It's small snake. It's a sweetie snake
Sarah prattles on like a double glazing salesman at high speed. She says she may be feeling sick as they didn't get anything in for breakfast - no change there eh - and she didn't want a doughnut. The healthy eating thing must be back on
She says they are going out for some lunch and maybe the beach as beaches are supposed to be good round there. They looked it up on the net. They may be going to a national park but may do that tomorrow
Its then a quick rundown of what Esme is wearing which is ok ish and includes a name check of all the places she is desperate to get sponsorship from.
Then its off outside and Chris spots a turkey water sign which he says is amazing
They are in the town and Sarah excitedly tells us how she got to park all day for free. This is true BARGAIN SPOTTING and I for one salute her
They are now in a café and Sarah says they moved from the other restaurant as it was big heavy meals. I wonder if they cadged for discount and were told to Castlemaine 4x off
They are having basically breakfast items Chris seems to have a full English and one of the others has a breakfast pancake type wrap
They are then outside and they have bought some sunglasses. Then they are at a beach which Chris describes as so pretty
Chris shows us how pretty it is and includes his zoom shot of some woman in a bikini
Its so good he does it in the other direction. There is nothing like respecting other peoples privacy and funnily enough this is nothing like protecting other peoples privacy.
The girls build a sand city and talk very excitedly. They genuinely seem fine. Theres some slow mo footage of this and the stuck record is used for background music
Cut to Isabelle talking about how they met up with an ifam called Bailey who is pictured. Bailey is obviously a sweet impressionable mug as she has gone and bought them some presents. It's a truly awful example of how fucked up fame adulation can be. Genuinely sad
Chris launches the drone and theres some genuinely good aerial shots of the beach and background.
It then cuts to Sarah who is introducing us to 16 year old twins. I can only imagine what someone else may have been thinking. Fortunately this section is over and before you can google "what's the age of consent in Australia" and is it different for visiting UK nationals the next section is up
This involves the 3 Ingham girls in the pool. Chris says the girls were desperate to try the pool out. I suspect they weren't the only family members.
Chris tells us he pool is so so nice etc. like a lagoon. We then cut to Sarah who wants to tell us a funny story . She may be stereotypical brit tourist, but they were walking at the side of a wood and Isla stood on a leaf the leaf flipped up and something bit Sarah.
Sarah shows us her feet (it's not pretty) The bite was stinging and it turns out one of the marks was a freckle. It's about as funny as a turd in a swimming pool.
Next they are in a supermarket called Coles and Chris says they cant get into their musicly accounts. Sarah to her joy discovers theres 30% of Tim Tam biscuits. We then cut to Sarah sat down telling us they have bought some nice snacks and drinks which will make her feel better in the morning.
They are in a café and Sarah is moaning that the girls got 14 hours sleep but she and Chris are tired.
They are going to eat some tacos in a place they found
Then its back in the apartment and Sarah shows us the bag that the girl got them earlier Sarah ever the diplomatic type pulls her face at the vegelite/ marmite jar. The curly wurly gets a more positive comment and the dream oreo looks to be ok.
They wind the vlog us by saying how expensive the 7-11 place was (i'm guessing no sponsorship there then ) and then it's
The End
Developments
Sarah seems happier she is one moody piece
They didn't buy Weetabix out in Australia either
There is more really good scenery footage
They dont like marmite
