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Assumption: You don't get on with your family
Gabbie: I get on so well with my mum. She's my best friend
TRUTH: My mum is my only friend even my cats secretly hate me.
Assumption: You're an introvert
Gabbie: I am. I get all my energy being alone. If I spend 1 or 2 days with people I need 3 days to recharge. I just can't cope being around people
TRUTH: If I really thought about it. No-one can cope being around me. I'm the problem. But why blame me when I can blame being an introvert???
Assumption: You drink a lot
Gabbie: I'm not a big drinker. I don't enjoy it. I find it pointless. I'm not a big party girl. I'd rather watch Netflix with my cat
TRUTH: No-one invites me anywhere anymore. I miss 2014 YouTube when I momentarily had friends and was forever drunk. Zoe please be my friend again. Please?????
Assumption: You don't open up to a lot of people
Gabbie: Only my mum and like 3 friends know me
TRUTH: I am a sociopath and constantly make tit up and then pretend to be a closed book. I'm Bi. But let's not talk about my love life.
Assumption: You don't mind being sad and lonely [emoji23]
Gabbie: I read this to my mum and she said it's true and that's I've just got use to it. Rude. I say over the last year I've missed people.
TRUTH: No-one likes me that's why I'm forever alone. The common denominator is ME. I should really Fix my life instead of constantly blaming others and moaning online, then maybe just maybe I'll be less lonely and sad. Nah. I'll sub tweet my ex besties saying my mum still hates them instead. That will show em. Hahaha.
Assumption: You change your mind a lot
Gabbie: True as a Gemini.... blah blah blah
TRUTH: I will blame my star sign for any negative qualities I possess because I'm not dealing with that tit myself. I do change my mind a lot. I'm Bi. I'm straight. I hate kids. I want kids. I'm leaving YouTube. I'm staying. Blame Mercury in Retrograde and not me!!
Assumption: You really want kids soon?
Gabbie: I wouldn't mind having kids in two years
TRUTH: I'm bleeping kidding myself. Have you seen me? MEEEE??? Firstly unless I'm poking a hole in the condom or getting a sperm donor that's not happening. Secondly, me a mum.
Alexa: Can you feed kids called "October" tuna all day and give them to your mum when they annoy you?
Assumption: Although you have hopes and dreams you are scared what the future holds for your career
Gabbie: True. I don't know what I want in life anymore. I wanted to be on the West End and if I got an offer I would take it as its still my dream. But I want to do soooo much, but don't want just one path. Such a Gemini thing blah blah
TRUTH: I am mediocre at everything I do so find it hard picking as I'm not that great at anything. I would love to be a back up singer on Strictly, but I'm not actually making that happen. Just saying lots and doing tit all. My life motto [emoji4]
Assumption: Your romantic standards are extremely high
Gabbie: That definitely are. If someone does something weird I'm like nah can't be bothered with this.
TRUTH: I reject people before they reject me..especially when they find I have 5 videos on future baby names on YouTube and I'm a crazy cat lady
Assumption: You're stuck up
Gabbie: I don't think I am, but if you think I am that's cool. I just have a RBF.
TRUTH: I'm stuck up which is hilarious since I'm basically trailer trash and I don't just have RBF I'm just a witch.
Assumption: You are 100% authentic and aren't concerned with growing your channel in order to become famous
Gabbie: True. People had this misconception when I was friends with Zoe that I used her for views. I don't want to be famous like Zoe. I would happily go back to 100k subs.
TRUTH: I did use Zoe, but I can't admit that because I'm hoping one day Mark will duck off and they'll be an open spot for bestie lapdog position. I'm also lying about going back to 100k subs because I like the easy money YouTube brings. I'm lying to sound #relatable. I would love to be famous hence why I want to be on Strictly, The Circle, Big Brothers
Assumption: You want to be healthy, but don't try very hard and cave in easily
Gabbie: I do cave easy but I do try hard. I have a disordered eating.
TRUTH: I don't try that hard. I do dumb tit like put snickers in my mash to not eat them. I say I have a disordered eating pattern though it's not been verified.
Assumption: You're narcissist, moany and very dramatic when something's wrong with you
Gabbie: Yes I'm dramatic and moany but definitely not a narcissist
TRUTH: The 9 traits of narcissism are grandiose sense of importance, preoccupation with unlimited success, belief that one is special and unique, exploitative of others, lack of empathy, arrogance, and jealously of others. But I'm not a narcissist!
Assumption: People misunderstand your no nonsense attitude when you're actually really nice/chill
Gabbie: People mistake my honestly and realness for being a witch. Some YouTubers are fake and put on an act which makes me look bad. Because I say what I think.
TRUTH: I am a witch.
Gabbie: I didn't get too many had assumptions
REALITY: Gabbie already blockedT those people