Gabriella Lindley #78 Mewlin Rewge, Tew much fewd, murder karaoke while I flash one bewb

[ECH]

If some twit filmed me for her Instagram story when I was minding my business after spending the best part of the day on a plane I'd be pissed

 

[urfavepisces]

Barely landed and she's already insufferable! Must be a new personal record

 

[Celery16]

I can’t see her doing this regularly or even ever again, she’s barely holding it together in that queue. Gabbie’s not used to feeling uncomfortable and not being to do exactly what she wants. She’s stuck in limbo in an airport, with no control, and I’m loving it.

 

[Amandaleigh]

Why is she sticking a camera in that man’s face.

god her fringe looks awful!

 

[Fillyjonk]

What a div. Did she not research what happens when you touch cloth soil in a US airport?

 

[judgejohndeed]

She’s been to NY before hasn’t she? With Jane, and she barely left the hotel room? I guess that could be any of her trips tbf

 

[Fillyjonk]

She’s been to NY before hasn’t she? With Jane, and she barely left the hotel room? I guess that could be any of her trips tbf

Jane did all the grunt work at the airport while Gobby sat there munching through the USA's ample catalogue of pork products.

 

[judgejohndeed]

I’m 100% sure there’s a joke here about Babe 2: Pig in the City, but I don’t know what it is

 

[sonnenschein8]

I’ve been inspired by the mention of New Pork on the previous thread. For the HAMilton fans out there:

Gabriella HAMilton
How does a Tory, hoarder, big hambivore and Thurgolandian, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
spot in the Sheffield plains by providence, never impoverished of butter
grow up to be a hewge catfishing nutter?

The shunned daughter, slaving mother, the racist father
Went a lot farther by steppin’ a lot harder
With new bewts, a lot smarter
Never a self-starter
By twenty three, they placed her in charge of a sewfa charter

And every day while Jane was being ignored and carted away
across the motorway she struggled and kept her guard up
Inside she was longing for a box that she could poo in
yeah Gobbie was ready to beg, steal, borrow or barter

Then the hot sunshine came and devastation rained
our Gobs saw her future drip-dripping down the drain
Apple pencil to her temple connected it to her brain
and she wrote her thousandth tweet a testament to her pain

Well the word got around they said this girl is insane man
collection she can’t ship it past the mainland
She’s got no dedication don't forget from whence she came. But the world is gonna know her name.
What's ya name, man?

Gabriella HAMilton.
My name is Gabriella HAMilton.
And there's a million surgeries I’ve had.
But just you wait, just you, wait.

When she was 10, so unfit
Full of it, chub-ridden
Ten years later, see Gobs and her mother, bed-ridden
Half-dead, sittin' in Nelbobs’ litter, the scent thick
And Gobs ate butter so her mother went quick

Moved onto a boyfriend, the boyfriend had a cricket match
Left her with nothin' but ruined pride
Somethin' new inside
A voice saying Gobs, you gotta fend for yourself

She started retreatin' and readin' every thread about herself
There would've been nothin' left to do
For this lasagne brute
She would've been dead no more yewchewb
Without a cent of restitution
Started workin', clerkin' for jewniper mewn
Tradin' stickers and tote bags and other shite fans can't afford

Scannin' for every operashun she can get her hands on
Plannin' for the future, see her now as she sits in
The Norse airplane headed for a new land
In New Pork your bumhewl can be licked by sCam (x4)
In New Pork (New Pork) Just you wait (x3)

Gabriella HAMilton
Jane is waiting in the weeds for you
You could never back down
You never learned to take your time

Gabriela HAMilton
America fears for you
Do they know that you are to blame
Do they know you control your name (Mona, Dolly…)
The world will never be the same, oh

The plane is at the airport now
See if you can spot her
Another catfish comin' up from the bottom
Her tattle enemies destroyed her rep, America forgot her

We, fought with her
Nellie, I pooped with her
Hobbie, I used her
sCam, I “loved” her
And Jane, she’s the damn fool that had her
There's a million surgeries she’s had, but just you wait

Whats ya name man?

GABRIELLA HAMILTON

*jewniper mewn collection she can’t ship it past the mainland - not just “collection”

 

[November_again]

It's nice to know that the slightest inconvenience is still causing a white grout sized breakdown

 

[Anotherone]

What's with panning the camera to strangers minding their business either side of her? She'd be the first to complain if someone posted something like that of her!

omg your picture!

JANE! You told me I would have fun in this trip and you LIED! I wanna gew hewme!!

 

[Accionoodles]

Wow she’s really selling NY as the place to visit. Most influencers wait until they’re in more Instagram-able locations to share content not give mundane updates about passport control and the journey through the airport. You’d think she’d spend the time she has to wait FaceTiming Cam or something. If she’s even waiting to meet her

 

[Fillyjonk]

It does seem really weird that somebody desperate to see their girlfriend is quite so het up about passport control and their only gripe is that they need a wee and water other than, you know, being delayed from their sweet reunion which she hasn't even mentioned.

But yeah Gobbles - nobody cares about your airport grumbles. Everybody goes through it and it's mundane as duck.

 

[Amandaleigh]

Her eyes darting in that taxi are nightmare fuel (fewul?)

 

[hazmaz]

Cheeky profile pic change for me, thanks gobs

 

[November_again]

If anyone needs a new profile picture

 

[Alansbigplate]

She must be sweating like feck in that get up

 

[sonnenschein8]

If anyone needs a new profile picture

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wtf. No wonder she normally needs to be supervised by Jane

the constant “hello I’m….” Updates which are comepletely unnecessary also show that she’s really not used to being by herself

 

[Fillyjonk]

Why is she in a taxi? Can't Scam even be arsed to meet her?

 

[barmj]

Why is she in a taxi? Can't Scam even be arsed to meet her?

Perhaps she’s been VelvetGHOSTED