Gabriella Lindley #28 Monika’s collecshun is my inspirashun. Did I mention my operashun?

[Randomlyorange]

Thanks to @Sazzleglo for a very fitting winning thread title with 47 likes! (had to edit it abit shorter because of word limit, hope this is ok!)

So lately our favourite winter baby (born in June) has been found pestering IKEA on Twitter and complaining about being ill, as well as looking forward to her operashun. Will anything ever change?

She has released a new collecshun which is possibly worse than the first, and since it didn’t sell she needs shelves to store all the tat. She finally had a shower it seems, and has just been spotted on Instagram eating cheese pastries. Wow she has an exciting life

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[Jdottt13]

Says the reason she stopped doing “what I eat in a day” videos because she found them triggering and couldn’t deal with the negative comments. Yet regularly uploads the fact she’s not eaten all day like it’s something to be proud of
Still don’t understand how she eats what she does despite all her apparent intolerances...

 

[Alrighthunxo]

I swear to God, THE IRONY.
Even begging is better than BUYING

 

[JLPU]

Says the reason she stopped doing “what I eat in a day” videos because she found them triggering and couldn’t deal with the negative comments. Yet regularly uploads the fact she’s not eaten all day like it’s something to be proud of
Still don’t understand how she eats what she does despite all her apparent intolerances...

Oh it frustrates me sooo much!!!! And her itty bitty teeny tiny portions cause she's just sewwww teeny tiny herself.

Didnt she once promote an orange juice diet to her teenage viewers or something ridiculous.

 

[IrishName]

I swear to God, THE IRONY.
Even begging is better than BUYING
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At this point she has to be trolling?

Gabby has never done anything interesting (despite so many opportunities) and has begged for followers, bought followers and used “friends” to further herself.

 

[Cabbagepatchbaby]

Has she just come up on anyone else's fyp on tiktok "the life of a small business owner" like hardly a small business owner seen as she already had massive following real small business owners start from 0 followers and have to grow

 

[JLPU]

Suggesting getting a studio for juniper moon would be the dream... but... then she would have to leave her flat?! No chance.

 

[comfy cosy catch-up]

Suggesting getting a studio for juniper moon would be the dream... but... then she would have to leave her flat?! No chance.

WE

she sounds deranged. Gabby and the voices in her head. Gabby and her mum. Gabby and her cat. I don't understand why she doesn't just use I.

And honestly I don't think jewniper mewn will ever grow enough to move out of the spare room she's just going to hoard more and more stock

 

[Lanavalentine]

At this point she has to be trolling?

Gabby has never done anything interesting (despite so many opportunities) and has begged for followers, bought followers and used “friends” to further herself.

She’s not trolling, she is genuinely THAT dumb and delusional. The least self-aware person I’ve ever seen.

 

[Albi]

Suggesting getting a studio for juniper moon would be the dream... but... then she would have to leave her flat?! No chance.

She’s so annoying using “we” and “us”. She sounds like a bleeping head! How can she not see how stupid she sounds? Is she that dim? What am I saying, of course she is!
Also why is she pretending she had a shower! No steam? No water on the glass. Phone in the shower taking photos. Yeah right gobs! Then she flicked water at the cat to make it look like he walked into the shower. YOU’RE A LYING PIECE OF tit Gobshite! You may have been in the shower, but you certainly didn’t turn the bleeping thing on.

 

[Hally34]

Suggesting getting a studio for juniper moon would be the dream... but... then she would have to leave her flat?! No chance.

it’s sad that a studio space for Gabby is the dream. This is because she can leave her flat to go to another space that is basically her flat. Without other people and somewhere she can fill with mismatched furniture.
If she ever hires an assistant that will be hilarious. You can’t fire someone because they didn’t wish you happy birthday before noon.

 

[Notyourpityparty]

I also noticed the fake shower photo and fake wet Nellie, dunno how her dumb fans don’t notice this tit

 

[romansalad]

She's trying to channel Zoella girl boss energy
I think she should look into renting part of an office somewhere. It would be money thrown out of window but would probably benefit her immensely to be a part of somewhere, socialise, meet new friends and have a routine.

 

[IrishName]

WE

she sounds deranged. Gabby and the voices in her head. Gabby and her mum. Gabby and her cat. I don't understand why she doesn't just use I.

And honestly I don't think jewniper mewn will ever grow enough to move out of the spare room she's just going to hoard more and more stock

Gabby and the DPD man.

 

[Fillyjonk]

A studio space when the more products she lists, the less she sells?

Sure Jan. Juniper Moon is dead in the water.

 

[GlitteryKitten]

Someone in a Facebook group shared these ham inspired bookends and straight away I thought of our Gobs

 

[comfy cosy catch-up]

I was just browsing the off topic threads and there is one with "celebs who have blocked you" and velvetgh0st is in two of the first posts

 

[clairechoice]

Catching up with the last thread and this photo was posted. Is that CAT LITTER in the background. Who keeps cat litter in their bathroom isn’t that what she made that pointless window storage for

 

[Anotherone]

Suggesting getting a studio for juniper moon would be the dream... but... then she would have to leave her flat?! No chance.

And why wouldn't she have her "office" in a spare bedroom with walls and everything? is it because it has walls and she wanted to have it in the living room so she can "work" in front of the tv and be closer to the kitchen?

 

[Doc]

I also noticed the fake shower photo and fake wet Nellie, dunno how her dumb fans don’t notice this tit

Yeah she’s clearly wet his face. He didn’t “run into the shower”. She lies about the most inane stuff.