Friends

[chickenlittle367]

I also love when Phoebe has that situation with the fire alarm and she screams “WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???” And then the door knocks “Phoebe Buffay?” “Fire alarm?”

 

[Luce0331]

The cow in the meadow goes moo, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that’s how we get hamburgers
Now chickens!

 

[sleepingpanda]

I’ve had a real shit day today and this thread just makes me smile so much 🫶

 

[ChastityDingle]

'...and well Min, ya know, if everything works out and you guys end up getting married and having kids and everything... I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.'

 

[drewydrop]

Every morning when I say ‘Alexa, play Radio X London’, I always repeat ‘In LONDON!!’ Like Joey when he finds out Monica and Chandler are together

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

I love when judy says " she's not just some girl you picked up and ... Humped" ,

Also the nicknames /other names

Ross the divorce force
Big daddy
Harmonica
The homaphrodite cheerleader from long island
Mrs chanandler bong
Regina phalange
Mrs Consuela banana hammock
Dragon
The Rossatron
Ken Adams

Actually it’s Miss Chanandler Bong

 

[FabulousDarling]

Courtney cox post

 

[themuffinwoman]

This also reminds me of "I know it's not really my place, but please don't name your child Phoebo"

No joke but before my gender reveal we actually said “phoebe or phoebo??”

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

I do Raquel

This gets quoted in our house whenever Graziano from Strictly is on TV.

Another one that my husband says a lot is "Nick with his rock hard pecs and his giant man nipples" which he uses to refer to our neighbour who is called Nick, but definitely does not have rock hard pecs. Dunno about his nipples and don't wanna know either... but it's impossible to say Nick in any other way.

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

I can’t find my ticket right now but I remember my seat number. It’s 36C, you see that’s my bra size.

ma’am I really must ask you to step aside.

alright, alright but if I was in seat 36D we would not be having this conversation!!!!

 

[nbt]

“Rachel, what is your cat doing in one of my bowls?”

“It’s not, I’m defrosting a chicken”

 

[sleepingpanda]

I love Judy Gellar.

"Oh my god, there's a toe in my kitchen."

“Monica come down everyone’s here…Ross, Rachel and the boy who hates thanksgiving”

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Aisha Tyler’s tribute

 

[Tommyb]

Whoa re you favourite guest stars? I love Danny Devitto, Jennifer collidge and both of Rachel's sisters
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And the milk is getting sour buuut to me it is not scary ‘cause I stay away from dairy

Love this. When my friend was trying for a baby we would sing " are you in there little feutus? in 9 months will you come greet us?...I will buy you some Adidas".

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Aww. Them signing their statement off with “The one where are hearts are truly broken” has set me off again

 

[themuffinwoman]

Whoa re you favourite guest stars? I love Danny Devitto, Jennifer collidge and both of Rachel's sisters
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Love this. When my friend was trying for a baby we would sing " are you in there little feutus? in 9 months will you come greet us?...I will buy you some Adidas".

My friend’s baby was breech so she had to have a c section and I was like “but Rachel’s baby was breech and born normally?!”
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“And Rachel and Chandler have a happy handleeerrrerrrrr”

“And please tell Joeyyyyyy, Christmas will be snowayyyyyyyyyy”

 

[MollyMalone]

"That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life"


A line that gets more and more relatable the older I get

 

[Diddikins]

I love it when Chandler comforts her in the hallway when they have to have two parties because of her parents’ divorce.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

The bands name is numb nuts.
And to answer your earlier question we’re straight up gangster rap

 

[Diddikins]

ROSS MARRIED RACHEL IN VEGAS AND GOT DIVORCED AGAIN!