Formula One Wags #85

[iona.a.smith]

In the words of McLaren’s less annoying guest yesterday… ANOTHA ONE
Welcome to the next thread nosey witches! Hope we have all recovered from our Fever dream that was Miami! I am expecting slag Lando Pierre content to get us through this race-less week (and god knows how many threads)
Cheers to #85

 

[aac_124]

Woopppp happy new thread have a max xx

 

[Pole er bear]

Love Lando and Lu but am not above some American hotties going at it with him in an escalade in Miami either
Let's be real lando has no business being alone in that suv with those girls...
And yeah whatever happened he was in the same shirt next to the same car this.morning
He knows better than to look like that picking up lu
Also the humidity of Florida makes wrinkles in linen relax not bunch up like that.
Speaking from personal experience, this my friends, is a shrt that was thrown on the floor and some point between back car photo and driver photo

Soooo I'm going with slag bagger
And if he didn't he certainly got wasted and stayed not at the Hilton last night and at some point that shirt was thrown on the floor for a while

 

[monza]

So
Lando is
At the end a
Giant slag

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[maisie20]

I don’t think Lando would be stupid enough to have photo evidence of girls he was going to hook up with

 

[lni33]

Let's be real lando has no business being alone in that suv with those girls...

Why? Because girls and guys can’t hang out with each other without shagging? This is seriously so backwards

I just think actually seriously implying somebody cheating is quite disrespectful, it’s clear there are haters lurking who are not above messaging Lu, do you really want to cause drama over something we know nothing about

 

[90sgirl]

Those girls live in Miami right? Why would they go to a hotel if they lived there?

 

[lni33]

I don’t think Lando would be stupid enough to have photo evidence of girls he was going to hook up with

Exactly, I know they are massive himbos but none of them are going to plaster evidence of them cheating over social media

 

[imolathesecond]

I don’t think this is a hook up in any way, I think they’re just fans not sure what Luisa wouldn’t like about that

 

[monza]

The thread closed at the most exciting moment so lemme just:

@ummidk33104 have fun in Disneyland . I love Disneyland. I just don't love squid content. It's not about content, it's about madness on my fyps it usually causes

@maisie20 I bloody hope he is into threesomes it's F1 we are talking about here

 

[aac_124]

Lui is still in Porto by the looks of but this could be from earlier

 

[alnfitzg]

Lui is still in Porto by the looks of but this could be from earlier
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I’m obsessed with that dog

 

[aac_124]

I’m obsessed with that dog

Me too I want one so badly

 

[Pole er bear]

Why? Because girls and guys can’t hang out with each other without shagging? This is seriously so backwards

I just think actually seriously implying somebody cheating is quite disrespectful, it’s clear there are haters lurking who are not above messaging Lu, do you really want to cause drama over something we know nothing about

I don't think he cheated... (necessarily) but I do think he went out on the town woth these two girls who showed him around for fun and he probably could not handle America's need to get totally tit faced. Probably didn't make it back to hilton because didn't want to look bad wasted and just chilled at someone's place on the sofa after puking.
But I also gonna say that looks bad too... at least if it was my boyfriend I'd wanna see at least another dude in the car

 

[alnfitzg]

If anyone saw that really hot take I posted then got scared and deleted 30 secs later NO YOU DIDNT!!!

 

[imolathesecond]

I’m obsessed with that dog

She is so cute those eyes!!

 

[maisie20]

The thread closed at the most exciting moment so lemme just:

@ummidk33104 have fun in Disneyland . I love Disneyland. I just don't love squid content. It's not about content, it's about madness on my fyps it usually causes

@maisie20 I bloody hope he is into threesomes it's F1 we are talking about here

I think you have to like threesomes to be a McLaren driver it’s in their contracts

Danny, Jenson, Hammy etc……

 

[iona.a.smith]

If anyone saw that really hot take I posted then got scared and deleted 30 secs later NO YOU DIDNT!!!

I don’t see it I think but now I am far too intrigued for you not to repost it

 

[RightCheersThanksALot]

Pierre and Lando next time they see each other! Trigger warning James Corden is in this

 

[alnfitzg]

I don't think he cheated... (necessarily) but I do think he went out on the town woth these two girls who showed him around for fun and he probably could not handle America's need to get totally tit faced. Probably didn't make it back to hilton because didn't want to look bad and just chilled at someone's place on the sofa.
But I also gonna say that looks bad too.

>”could not handle America’s need to get totally tit faced”
>from England


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