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iona.a.smith

iona.a.smith

GET YOUR GLITTER (-y leather mats) OUT NOSEY witches ITS THREAD 100
We have done it!!!!
Congratulations to us! Through all the tears of laughter, race analysis, outfit judgement, night time support groups and COUNTLESS thirsting sessions, we are still going strong on thread 100
Not really sure what’s going on in the F1 world rn - all the drivers are pregnant cause of Charles so that’s something the FIA need to figure out.
Lots and lots of love to you all
@imolathesecond I presume you have a poem so take it away
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
 
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imolathesecond

Coming out of lurking for the poem, congrats on 100. I don't even really like this poem but here it is still:

It’s the big one-zero-zero,
who will be the Baku hero?
Maybe the one with the biggest ego,
so will it be our slagy Pierro?

Kikinha might be back,
not unlike DC’s crack,
covered by Cookie’s stack,
this thread really is whack.

Still fearing for DR’s seat,
how about a Monza repeat?
He’ll forever stay elite,
even if he admits defeat.

All the drivers are preggo,
McLaren has a car out of lego,
will Charles be on the front row?
Who cares, when Pierre is a hoe!

 
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maisie20

maisie20

imolathesecond said:
Coming out of lurking for the poem, congrats on 100. I don't even really like this poem but here it is still:

It’s the big one-zero-zero,
who will be the Baku hero?
Maybe the one with the biggest ego,
so will it be our slagy Pierro?

Kikinha might be back,
not unlike DC’s crack,
covered by Cookie’s stack,
this thread really is whack.

Still fearing for DR’s seat,
how about a Monza repeat?
He’ll forever stay elite,
even if he admits defeat.

All the drivers are preggo,
McLaren has a car out of lego,
will Charles be on the front row?
Who cares, when Pierre is a hoe!

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Why are you lurking 😭😭 love the poem btw 💜💜
 
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kklurker

kklurker

The thread locked before I got to reply HAHA anyway…

Daniel — cheap, wearing his merch or team kit… but at the same time mixing it up with Gucci, Rhude, Amiri 😅

Also, I’m sure the other wags rewear their clothes all the time, but just make an effort to change it up whenever media might be around lol
 
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aac_124

aac_124

imolathesecond said:
Coming out of lurking for the poem, congrats on 100. I don't even really like this poem but here it is still:

It’s the big one-zero-zero,
who will be the Baku hero?
Maybe the one with the biggest ego,
so will it be our slagy Pierro?

Kikinha might be back,
not unlike DC’s crack,
covered by Cookie’s stack,
this thread really is whack.

Still fearing for DR’s seat,
how about a Monza repeat?
He’ll forever stay elite,
even if he admits defeat.

All the drivers are preggo,
McLaren has a car out of lego,
will Charles be on the front row?
Who cares, when Pierre is a hoe!

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I LOVE YOU IM❤❤❤ (please don’t lurk 🥺)
 
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StellaLuna

StellaLuna

imolathesecond said:
Coming out of lurking for the poem, congrats on 100. I don't even really like this poem but here it is still:

It’s the big one-zero-zero,
who will be the Baku hero?
Maybe the one with the biggest ego,
so will it be our slagy Pierro?

Kikinha might be back,
not unlike DC’s crack,
covered by Cookie’s stack,
this thread really is whack.

Still fearing for DR’s seat,
how about a Monza repeat?
He’ll forever stay elite,
even if he admits defeat.

All the drivers are preggo,
McLaren has a car out of lego,
will Charles be on the front row?
Who cares, when Pierre is a hoe!

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What an epic journey reading this was. Love it. @imolathesecond 🧡
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iona.a.smith

iona.a.smith

imolathesecond said:
Coming out of lurking for the poem, congrats on 100. I don't even really like this poem but here it is still:

It’s the big one-zero-zero,
who will be the Baku hero?
Maybe the one with the biggest ego,
so will it be our slagy Pierro?

Kikinha might be back,
not unlike DC’s crack,
covered by Cookie’s stack,
this thread really is whack.

Still fearing for DR’s seat,
how about a Monza repeat?
He’ll forever stay elite,
even if he admits defeat.

All the drivers are preggo,
McLaren has a car out of lego,
will Charles be on the front row?
Who cares, when Pierre is a hoe!

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Imola I love you and I love this…your not going anywhere
 
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Blablabla29

Blablabla29

imolathesecond said:
Coming out of lurking for the poem, congrats on 100. I don't even really like this poem but here it is still:

It’s the big one-zero-zero,
who will be the Baku hero?
Maybe the one with the biggest ego,
so will it be our slagy Pierro?

Kikinha might be back,
not unlike DC’s crack,
covered by Cookie’s stack,
this thread really is whack.

Still fearing for DR’s seat,
how about a Monza repeat?
He’ll forever stay elite,
even if he admits defeat.

All the drivers are preggo,
McLaren has a car out of lego,
will Charles be on the front row?
Who cares, when Pierre is a hoe!

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👏 👏
No why are you lurking ? Hope you will come back soon, we will miss you 🥺
 
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StellaLuna

StellaLuna

Everytime someone (old driver or the press or PDR) says something about Daniel's seat or driving or the fact that Heidi doesn't exist:

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