Formula 1 Wags #203 Papacito

[kiiwiih]

annnnnd there she is
family...
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that's rebecca?????? i thought it was carlos' old aunt or something. jesus.

 

[kubnikol]

 

[Pole er bear]

annnnnd there she is
family...

 

[pastafasta]

Just keeping this one here while we wait for him to change it.

 

[Pole er bear]

No real updates other than

Magui shows up to Finland to break up the Norrix love fest
We were blessed with a Kika and Pierre Break
Flavy the latest eidols clone posting
Carmen talking harvard classes online (that she paid for)
Kelly representing mob boss wife fashion in switzerland
Lewis in Paris (updated) while Juliana missing bookings for fashion week, but making magazine covers
Carlos posts an emoji under Becky's latest shoot after 6 weeks of hopeful silence and distance
Yuki following a new wave of instamodels
Daniel MIA but hoping he shows up in Buffalo Blizard this weekend
Car Launches in less than a month thank God
riding on a Sainz high until then.

Papacito!!!!!!
If you didnt watch Carlos Sr run, dominate, and basically give lessons on how to Dakar at 61, then you are missing out.
4th championship and he was barely sweating

 

[Louanne]

On today's wag show:
Flavy reveals Esteban is so incompetent that he cannot even make himself some scrambled eggs with avocado. (Or Flavy thinks preparing THIS is somehow a flex)
Carmen once again brags about her "perfect breakfast" with intact coffee art even in half empty mug.
Stay tuned for more.
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At this rate, I could say without doubt that I could steal any one of their men with my culinary skills.

 

[hello2723]

how did everyone miss this

 

[sofiamae1994]

Okay I'll give Hamster this one, that's pretty funny

 

[pastafasta]

Girlfriend
Trainer
Sponsor
Seat
Escort
All in less than a year.
Although I'm still hoping this all is going to have some positive and interesting outcome that noone really expects for him, but right now he looks like an idiot.

 

[pastafasta]

Sorry Martin i guess we have a winner

Je t'aime mon bebe? Affection collection? Is this some weird colab with Mick or something? Jeeez.

 

[hello2723]

Oscar

 

[sofiamae1994]

I really did think Lewis would retire with Merc, maybe a final full circle moment at McLaren (pre-Piastri) at the most. But Ferrari? never thought it would actually happen.

Wonder if Wolff going on and on about winning championships with Lewis was an attempt to persuade him to stay

Ngl the petty part of me that really dislikes Toto desperately wants to be a fly on the wall in his offices right now

 

[monza]

I don't see how he can sell Esteban as a fit for the seat to the Mercedes shareholders given his performance against benchmarks in the Alpine the last 4 years.

Unpopular opinion: Bestie has ego waaaaaaay bigger than George

 

[Pole er bear]

Beige is Back bitches

 

[sofiamae1994]

Lando

(pic pinched from tumblr)

 

[pastafasta]

annnnnd there she is
family...
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Oh Alexa, please play Deja Vu for me
(show off then, show off now It's actually amusing that this was exactly the moment he started to act all weird, pushing his relationship with Isa brutally into public eye. And did they bring poor Ana so Rebecca had someone to talk to at least?)

 

[pastafasta]

Someone from Tumblr was standing next to Carlos and his family at the Dakar closing and posted this picture

 

[Louanne]

Sorry, but this is just fucking ridiculous ...

 

[Futtrit]

Imagine being George.

Puts all that effort in as a junior to get Merc to notice him and take him on. Spends three years at Williams when they were the worst team on the grid waiting to get his promised promotion. Arrives the year they screw up the new regs. Now Lewis abandons ship, which will probably trigger a skill exodus from the team. Wonder whose kitten George tortured when he was young to land that bucket load of karma?

 

[Futtrit]

Forty For..za!