Fopperholic - Nikki Ryan Gossip Thread

[Rosie2204]

I can’t believe the last time they were weighed was December ?! Now I’ve a daughter who’s nearly 5 and I weighed her religiously but I’ve now a nearly 8m old and he’s not weighed as much but at least monthly-every 6 weeks!!

She can’t say in the last 5 months she hasn’t had time to take them to be weighed ?! But she can go to primark 837373838 times.

 

[Birdy60]

I can’t believe the last time they were weighed was December ?! Now I’ve a daughter who’s nearly 5 and I weighed her religiously but I’ve now a nearly 8m old and he’s not weighed as much but at least monthly-every 6 weeks!!

She can’t say in the last 5 months she hasn’t had time to take them to be weighed ?! But she can go to primark 837373838 times.

She's clearly slipped through the net and has no clue that the boys need development tests at the baby clinic - hopefully they will pick up the fact that they're not as mobile as they should be. The fact that she presents herself as a bit of an expert is laughable- within a week of their birth she was an expert on everything regarding cesareans and mug cakes

 

[EnoughAlready]

I can’t believe the last time they were weighed was December ?! Now I’ve a daughter who’s nearly 5 and I weighed her religiously but I’ve now a nearly 8m old and he’s not weighed as much but at least monthly-every 6 weeks!!

She can’t say in the last 5 months she hasn’t had time to take them to be weighed ?! But she can go to primark 837373838 times.

For a woman who is obsessed with her weight, with the numbers on a scale, whose job it is every week to weigh people how has she not been interested in the boys progress?! I find this oversight on her part just more fuel to me thinking she liked the idea of having kids, but doesn’t like the actual work required with them! It was probably too much of a faff for her to take them, yet she’ll wander round Gucci with them.

 

[lineofduty92]

She's clearly slipped through the net and has no clue that the boys need development tests at the baby clinic - hopefully they will pick up the fact that they're not as mobile as they should be. The fact that she presents herself as a bit of an expert is laughable- within a week of their birth she was an expert on everything regarding cesareans and mug cakes

Fopps CV:
“I’m good at mug cakes and sections.”

 

[little07miss]

What?! She's not bothered getting them weighed for 5 months?! As a first time mum I'd religiously go every month. My 3rd is the same age as the twins and while I don't feel the need to do it every month now I know what I'm doing, he's still been weighed twice between now and Christmas.
Of god I hope she gets the type Of HV will all know and love...you know the one that tells you how you should and shouldn't be doing things!

 

[lineofduty92]

Chris mocking her “really, is that what happens. They get bigger and bigger?” And her repeatedly zooming in so we could see her bag

 

[Toomanyjaffacakes]

Well I suppose you may as well take a pic of the special occasion of going to get the babies weighed

 

[Prodcon21]

In terms of weighing they actually say between 6-12 months, they should be weighed no more than once every two months. So definitely isn’t a monthly thing. Just clearing it up for any mums who may be reading and worrying that they’ve not taken them monthly. Not defending Nikki

 

[Lexi_58836]

She's definitely reading because after I wrote about baby clinic here, she's only gone and taken them today saying they haven't been for ages. I'm sure that babies were supposed to go clinic monthly under the age of 1. Correct me if I'm wrong...it's been three years since my having to do it.

I’ve never taken any of my three monthly. It’s not something you HAVE to do.

 

[Birdy60]

Fopps CV:
“I’m good at mug cakes and sections.”

@lineofduty92 for the love of God fella you're right! She's missed her vocation clearly!!!

 

[stevienicks]

Chris mocking her “really, is that what happens. They get bigger and bigger?” And her repeatedly zooming in so we could see her bag

I noticed the bag too! So annoying!!!

 

[ExhaustedDad]

I noticed the bag too! So annoying!!!

Gucci is so tacky

 

[Birdy60]

Well I suppose you may as well take a pic of the special occasion of going to get the babies weighed

The red books finally got an outing.... clearly not as exciting as her SW books....

 

[Lars Guinard]

Surely if you are struggling/confused/needing reassurance as a new mum...you can ask the lovely people at Channel Mum. After all it takes a village...judging by these CM mummy floggers, it is a village of idiots!

 

[Lalobadee]

Well I suppose you may as well take a pic of the special occasion of going to get the babies weighed

No wonder she took a picture it’s been so long she needed to mark the occasion.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Chris mocking her “really, is that what happens. They get bigger and bigger?” And her repeatedly zooming in so we could see her bag

Why did he even have to be there, (with his unfunny annoying input in the background) when she said he had to “rush off” It’s like she cannot do anything on her own with them. “I had to walk back on my own with them” Would you like a round of applause for being on your own with your two children Nikki?! She’s the one who spouted so much about being soooo independent, “I’m an independent person, always have been” on near enough every vlog. Yet since the boys came along, she’s had to have someone hold her hand with them, every day since they’ve been born!! With all appointments like that my husband was/is working full time so you just get on with it. But must be nice to have your other half there on tap, most of us just have to get on with it and muddle through!

 

[MarieDuchess]

The boys will have their 9/10 month development check coming up very soon so will be interesting to see what the HV says then about how they are getting on. Although I imagine she won’t make it obvious if they are behind. I really hope the HV does tell her the truth and it knocks some sense it to her. It’s heartbreaking to see her so unbothered about them and playing with them properly

 

[EnoughAlready]

The boys will have their 9/10 month development check coming up very soon so will be interesting to see what the HV says then about how they are getting on. Although I imagine she won’t make it obvious if they are behind. I really hope the HV does tell her the truth and it knocks some sense it to her. It’s heartbreaking to see her so unbothered about them and playing with them properly

I hope they do! I wouldn’t be as bothered about the braggy shopping addict side of her, if I could see that she was putting the same effort into her boys as she does with the all about me social media side to her! It seems that all the superficial stuff comes way before those two little ones though sadly!

 

[Wotsit]

Surely if you are struggling/confused/needing reassurance as a new mum...you can ask the lovely people at Channel Mum. After all it takes a village...judging by these CM mummy floggers, it is a village of idiots!

Littering howling it's usually a village missing an idiot, in there case it's a whole village full of them

 

[JayS]

I'm just astounded that anyone would stop and say "hang on, before we take the kids to the doctors, can you take a picture of me?"
Why?!