Fopperholic Nikki Ryan #116 Saint frankenfopp prikki of Warwick 6 surgeries in 6 minutes for 6p results

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MycatiscalledLizzie

The bag that she never takes out. The white feet in the awful shoes with unpainted toe nails. The scruffy trousers that are too tight on the lipo thighs. The mess she’s made of her face. Posing in the doorway before heading off to an Indian for a no oil curry (no doubt).

Please can I put forward Sponge Fopps Square Tots as a title suggestion. It still makes me laugh (I know it’s my own) along with Tupperware Tits
 

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Why does she think commenting “ Babe “ as a mid forties woman on posts where she is old enough to be their mother !!

So very odd
 
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MycatiscalledLizzie

Not the cats arse tattoo! I mean yes it does need to go but for comedy value …. It will always be documented here for eternity though. Once a chav always a chav.
 
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Jemi85

Why is she trying to be Money Saving Mum all of a sudden? Bit late for that SpongeBob Squaretits
 
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Dontmissmuch

Jemi85 said:
Why is she trying to be Money Saving Mum all of a sudden? Bit late for that SpongeBob Squaretits
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Is she implying her sheep can't afford the real thing like she has but can pretend to be her by using the dupe ? Honestly she's a patronising cow !
 
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Bluesky

Dontmissmuch said:
Is she implying her sheep can't afford the real thing like she has but can pretend to be her by using the dupe ? Honestly she's a patronising cow !
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I genuinely love instagrammers for sharing good dupes. Who doesn’t like to save a few quid . But how does she still make it feel patronising and beneath her to use the dupes! Honestly she misses the mark every time!
 
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Wowwwwwwwww

Bluesky said:
I genuinely love instagrammers for sharing good dupes. Who doesn’t like to save a few quid . But how does she still make it feel patronising and beneath her to use the dupes! Honestly she misses the mark every time!
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I feel like she got the dupe version of surgery on her fucking lumpy lids and cube chebs!!!!!!
 
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wellwellwellitsanotherad

just had a thought her adult life is so sad, she literally hasnt gone a full day online as an adult since graduating without mentioning weight or calories or syns or patronising people that dont have her obsession. Decades of being so unrelatable and coming across as a horrible person. This is why she is so unlikeable. Her tone of voice is so nasty and patronising. its like she's the Amanda of motherland that nobody wants to be friends with.
 
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zebby

Poundland Motherland!
 
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Mancnet

She’s just a nasty bitch. Plain and simple.

I love that her content bombs so much and she loses followers every day. Plus the fact she looks like a melted waxwork makes it more enjoyable!
 
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zebby

"Hey Coach Nikki, what's for lunch?"

"A chemical shit storm, but it's low syns and the pack mentions high protein so it's ok"
 
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Dontmissmuch

zebby said:
"Hey Coach Nikki, what's for lunch?"

"A chemical shit storm, but it's low syns and the pack mentions high protein so it's ok"
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Wow what a delicious, nourishing, healthy lunch ! I know the sushi is probably OK but fridge raiders and ribena - really ?!! and she calls herself a weightloss/nutrition coach.... !!
 
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Robbie09

Dontmissmuch said:
Wow what a delicious, nourishing, healthy lunch ! I know the sushi is probably OK but fridge raiders and ribena - really ?!! and she calls herself a weightloss/nutrition coach.... !!
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This is screaming Slimming World to me
 
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JJusa69

Wonder if she can go for one day without buying something. Even if it is 'only' 2 flat whites, fridge raiders and sushi and a £6 hair mask.
 
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