So because it says week 1, does this mean is a weekly thing? Only so many trips to costa I can handle
Fopperholic #9 She lies about pics because she’s a Twin Mum in a hurry, but is it chicken or salmon in that curry?
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I’d say I’m surprised but considering she is a massive fan of the Mummy Diaries it doesn’t shock me she hasn’t been creative with naming her little vlog series whatsoever. It’ll be the most dull, boring thing I’ve seen yet.
The Ryan family diaries? pah! I think the world of YT can live without weekly bore fests containing the same drivel each week....
shrieking
jabbing
self love.....a LOT of self love
toddler meals - for her!
a LOT of hair touching
cackling - panto villain style
costa trips
dodgy looking make up
lip smacking
far too much checking out of herself in the lens
staging her boys like little performing monkeys
talking to the boys like they're a nuisance to her
trying (and failing) to be lucy jessica carter/sam faires/billie faires
fopperbollocks fest, been there, got the t-shirt
shrieking
jabbing
self love.....a LOT of self love
toddler meals - for her!
a LOT of hair touching
cackling - panto villain style
costa trips
dodgy looking make up
lip smacking
far too much checking out of herself in the lens
staging her boys like little performing monkeys
talking to the boys like they're a nuisance to her
trying (and failing) to be lucy jessica carter/sam faires/billie faires
fopperbollocks fest, been there, got the t-shirt
Don't you just love how all of her SM ideas are flawed?
she puts primark and Gucci together...it gets a good laugh.
She decides that now is the right time to start the Ryan family diaries just when family diaries is on the lowest search point on SM for the last 11 years ...Fopps you missed that window licking bus you need to catch a new one love...
She literally knows nothing about social media whatsoever. My career is not even social media and I know more than she does.
she puts primark and Gucci together...it gets a good laugh.
She decides that now is the right time to start the Ryan family diaries just when family diaries is on the lowest search point on SM for the last 11 years ...Fopps you missed that window licking bus you need to catch a new one love...
She literally knows nothing about social media whatsoever. My career is not even social media and I know more than she does.
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I was getting so distracted by the grey hair debate, that I nearly missed this. Do they actually communicate in real life 
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Why has her mum chosen that as her name? Doesn’t she have more than one child ffs
you could wear the t-shirt for HalloweenThe Ryan family diaries? pah! I think the world of YT can live without weekly bore fests containing the same drivel each week....
shrieking
jabbing
self love.....a LOT of self love
toddler meals - for her!
a LOT of hair touching
cackling - panto villain style
costa trips
dodgy looking make up
lip smacking
far too much checking out of herself in the lens
staging her boys like little performing monkeys
talking to the boys like they're a nuisance to her
trying (and failing) to be lucy jessica carter/sam faires/billie faires
fopperbollocks fest, been there, got the t-shirt
Maybe favouring the most whiny child is a family trait....poor little boys had to endure that screeching bleep from day dot
For any of her sheep that need clarity....oh and for you too
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Agree completely I am blonde and mine is not grey even when i had ash grey last year for a short time it did not look grey. but she does dress beyond her years and takes her style from the likes of her mum and the blue rinse brigadeFor any of her sheep that need clarity....oh and for you too
Foppibollocks
I am BEYOND gutted i wasn't there, we visit there frequently. Would've made my day.She’s gone to the centre in Milton Keynes. That helter skelter is right by Costa so no wonder she’s there
I think the curly hair makes her look much older than when she has straight hair
Lawson’s legs are poker straight, is that normal?!
such a shame we can't hear those cute little baby giggles because of her bloody banshee cackling all over it
I can’t get over her mums insta handle @foppsmum. Cringe. Talk about milking her claim to fame (I use the word fame very sarcastically )
)yeah, she really thinks she's someone special eh? im surprised they don't all have jackets (pink lady from grease style) with foppsmum, foppsnan, foppsauntie, foppscleaner etc on the backI can’t get over her mums insta handle @foppsmum. Cringe. Talk about milking her claim to fame (I use the word fame very sarcastically
Naturally they would have to be leopard print
paired with a gucci belt
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