Fopperholic #65 don't understand this covid lark, quick boy's let's find another park

[Eye_roll_central]

If she’s put 7lbs on since her birthday....then how can she claim she’s been at target for twenty years

 

[ChubClubThug]

This is a typical example of her bought followers....this is who is potentially watching her much wanted boys. We should all get together and report all her fake followers and watch her numbers drop

 

[Salmonshirt]

One nest of tagliatelle does not fill a MASSIVE bowl you tit.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Not sure why my phone changed “because” to “backside”

Even your phone knows she's an arse

 

[lexiloo]

as soon as I saw seven pages since I was last here I knew fopps must have dropped another clanger! Take your shoulder for a shave pet

 

[swipe_up]

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Chicken drier than the poor woman having a fondle at the golf club

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

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Give it a rest, nobody is “hitting save” on your cremated breast.

 

[Salmonshirt]

Not gonna watch the announcement, I’ll just wait for nicola’s updates.

 

[caz272]

I’m heart broken, one of the most wonderful, charismatic man, a former workmate has died of COVID.Yet this stupid bint carries on as normal.Words fail me.How she hasn’t been touched by this scourge is beyond me.

 

[15minutesoffame]

I thought the video on gym wear is very poor timing but those black and pink leggings looked the worst on her in my opinion

As always, tone deaf timing! Gyms closed? Here's all my gifted Gym wear in XS. What's next, a Maldives holiday clothing haul? Meal ideas for a huge social get-together? Wouldn't put it past her. Always remember a few months back how she tried to engage with more IVF followers by saying in a post "I know I managed to have my boys but I've not forgotten you guys" then never mentioned it again. Thought that was pretty low of her!

 

[Pinklady567]

I’d never let my kids have a chippy dinner without me!! No bloody way!! What an absolute saddo!!

 

[JJusa69]

1. Wheat bran "cake" or banana "pancakes"
2. Keeeen waaaaaaa or prawn omelette or a spoonful of microwaveable rice with a can of tuna.
3. Tex mex chilli, salmon/ chicken curry
101 protein yogurts and half a grenade bar.

Done. There's your meal plan fopps.
Not sure why you've got all those books in front of you, you never ever eat anything different. Or nice.

 

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

Such a look of adoration on her face - no one but her ever sees it!!! Not even her boy’s, her much longed for so so so so gorgeous boy’s (it kills me every time I put that fucking apostrophe in )

edit - maybe her Vag yoghurt sees that look as she peels the lid back
And what the fuck is the word ‘prong’ doing in there.

 

[Wotsit]

I totally agree with this. Her ridiculous name is only memorable because it is so absurd and cringe. When you hear "fopperholic" it deffo does not scream urban dynamic business woman

her name screams addicted to wanking if you check the urban dictionary

 

[whyamihereagain]

I don’t know what it is about Fopps photos but they always look like those boards you get at the funfair. The ones where you stick your head through and take a photo. It’s like her head doesn’t belong on her body because it’s been edited so much. Everyone knows that a puffer jacket makes you look bigger than you actually are.

 

[Ellsbells123]

So unions are calling for nurseries to only be opened for key workers and vulnerable children!
She will be seething

 

[honey&lemon]

In her SLIGHT defence, if they aren’t ready they aren’t ready. But yes you’re right, numerous?!!! I change my 2 year olds 3 times a day, when she wakes up, after lunch then again before her tea unless she does a poo obv I’ll change that immediately. Then a fresh one for bed. Her nappies are never bulging really not even of a morning. This is a sign she’s nearly ready as she can control her bladder more but I’m not pushing her

fopps is trying to be relatable by talking shite

It’s almost as if she’s not used to changing their nappies on a Tuesday.....hmm wonder why

 

[Boogs]

I think she is such a spoilt little princess that she honestly thinks that she is entitled to do whatever she wants when she wants.

 

[swipe_up]

Some people have their wedding dates engraved into their wedding rings but Fopps most likely had her weight!

 

[Mancnet]

People say “I need to go shopping” when they’ve just had a random thrown together from the cupboard lunch. That’s a photo of her all time favourite lunch! She’s an absolute moron and this is definitely leading up to a grocery haul - best “on plan” foods...