Fopperholic #6 Your comment is against the clock 3 2 1, Fopps will delete and block

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Exactly
 
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With the affiliate link do the companies ask her to do that!
No it’s because she will earn from anybody that purchases through her affiliate link. I’ve just checked & you can get both of those books for quite a bit cheaper elsewhere but she wouldn’t post them sites would she as she won’t earn from them!
 
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I've been lurking reading for a while, mainly because my 8 month old has just mastered crawling so my life is even more chaotic parenting than before but I've just seen her stories and I HAVE to comment - how the feck has she only just discovered the "that's not my..." books?!

We've been collecting them since he was tiny, she really is a very very ignorant nut case isn't she
 
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It's like the twins are cramming for an exam all the shit she should have done she is now doing. Like you said, mine had these books from day one.
 
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Because she's a lazy parent who doesn't know shit but want to pretend like she does. Had she been paying attention, she'd have known about buying textured books from before they hit 10 months. She's doing things now that should have been done at 4-6 months.
Also why does she think that people don't know how to go into a shop to buy books and toys for their child/ren? Link this, link that...
 
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Just discovered the ‘thats not my....’ books about 6 months too late there fopps what is wrong with her. So late to the party then acts like she’s amazing sharing her advice and how good they are. Okay!
 
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Just discovered the ‘thats not my....’ books about 6 months too late there fopps what is wrong with her. So late to the party then acts like she’s amazing sharing her advice and how good they are. Okay!
Exactly, these were the first set of books we ever bought for the kids, got them a few weeks after they were born.
 
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I've never known babies like hers. They dont move at all!! By 6/7 months mine were all over the place, rolling around trying to pull themselves up on furniture and by 10 months they were walking. Cant help but wonder if they do try to move she is just plonking them back like that
 
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She always, ALWAYS goes to Grayson first. I find it so sad how she clearly favours him over Lawson
 
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Same!! My little boy literally wriggled around from the day he was born, sat at 4 months, rolled, crawled at 7m walked at 12m and I was a 21 year old FTM I didn’t need any books she’s holding them back so much!
 
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Perfectly put!! Fopperholic TAKE NOTE .... and your Mom??? Then seek help.
 
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Exactly!
It's such bile inducing reading! Especially as they're supppsedly such a close knit family.
Everything is for show, there’s no substance to any of them. It’s disgraceful really when you think about the impact she could be having on other mums, dieters etc.

She really IS that thick!
 
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Exactly, these were the first set of books we ever bought for the kids, got them a few weeks after they were born.
And there she is reading Julia Donaldson books to them. Work your way up fopps! Start with the basic books it’s not that hard!
 
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omg just caught up with two days worth of tattle on Fopps...this woman is so damn hilariously pathetic. cant wait to read the sarcastic book that is being written about her
 
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Hahahahahahaha she’s FINALLY BOUGHT BOOKS AND TOYS. Imagine your kids being nearly a year old before you buy them shit? And all off prime cause, ya know, #affiliatelink!

That story with the pop up toy “oh wow your first time”... that is a disgrace. Nicki, you have fucking failed as a parent that the first time your child is using a pop up toy is at ten months.

And the story about not neglecting her body and being able to look after it and her kids? That’s the point... you HAVE neglected your kids. They are so, so far behind because you’re choosing to go and get manicures, skinny lattes and body pump classes rather than actually play on the floor with them.

She is a fucking half wit though tbh, it’s not just her fault, Chris is equally to blame for this parenting shit-show.

At this rate the boys will be sitting in nappies in P1 and just pointing at things cause they they haven’t learned how to talk. I despair... have actually lost the will to live today.
 
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I hope Fopps the dickhead is watching itv lunchtime news! They’re discussing fast fashion!
Stop with your shitty hauls
 
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I watched it today for some unknown reason, went hoovering and YouTube had played through another video of her as a consultant and she was screeching and laughing at some fella about using his syns for alcohol when I turned off the hoover I thought the speaker on the tv was going to blow
 
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Found this particularly worrying/ vomit inducing display of arse kissing on mrs hinch's latest post.
Thankfully I think the odds of sophie following fopps guide to weaning is low
 
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its so funny when she's trying to pass off a full on wide eyed stare rant as a light hearted chat, she throws little giggles in and lots of smiles to make it seem lighthearted but the eyes.....oh nikki your eyes tell it all, the mummy shaming rants on her stories quite clearly show how utterly peed off and angry she is, she doesn't hide it well at all, its like she's talking through gritted teeth
 
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