Fopperholic #5 boys are sick abroad, what a drag, at least she has that Gucci changing bag!

[Ellsbells123]

Also, how has it taken her so long to go food shopping on her own with them? Thought she was super self sufficient?! If getting a trolley is stressing you out so much, just get it delivered

The best of it is, she took them last week on her own. When her mum and Chris were away, how did she manage them?
Also, she has just been swimming with them, she has said many times she can’t do that on her own (for obvious reasons) so is she really on her own?
Her engagement must be dropping, because she is totally desperate with some of the things she is posting at the moment.

 

[AllTheHunsBeHunning]

Got to love the post about the shopping trolley, yes Nikki phone ahead and ask for one to be ready Where does she shop, Harrods?

I really wish I could stop getting myself blocked and tit. I've now exhausted my fake account options and it's killing me

 

[Furbish]

so apparently she's always getting asked for lunch ideas......err don't tell fibs fopps......we're all good on the salad or mince slop front its just a sneaky way of advertising those prep uk pots, reads like an ad and sure enough right at the bottom of the post is #ad hmmmm love them do you Nikki.......or just how much they pay you to say you do!!!

Jsg slimming world is also promoting them

 

[Ellsbells123]

I really wish I could stop getting myself blocked and tit. I've now exhausted my fake account options and it's killing me

I’m sitting on my hands, believe me

 

[Buggeroff]

Who TF rings ahead?? No bragger you don’t know anybody, you were testing the water for everybody to gush and say “yes, yes, ring ahead” . Maybe, get rid of your silly shoes and leg it there and back like the rest of us!

She should of just put “just asking for a friend” obvs it’s her!

 

[YouDeserveWow]

The best of it is, she took them last week on her own. When her mum and Chris were away, how did she manage them?
Also, she has just been swimming with them, she has said many times she can’t do that on her own (for obvious reasons) so is she really on her own?
Her engagement must be dropping, because she is totally desperate with some of the things she is posting at the moment.

That's so true!! I don't know why that post of hers has gotten me so riled up but it has!!

 

[Catwinky]

That meal looks dry AF

 

[AllTheHunsBeHunning]

I’m sitting on my hands, believe me

I've tried my hands up my fanny and everything. It's just too hard to resist.

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

You're insulting the weetabix packet. It's a very clever box of goodness.

@EnoughAlready I studied sociology too with social science. It is fascinating trying to figure what makes people tick. I studied while my first was a baby through OU.

I apologize

 

[ADLP]

Also who says they love salad?

 

[Asparagus123]

The reply from one of her arse lickers about the salad made me laugh about growing your own lettuce to save money omg lettuce is so frigging cheap to buy I’m sure growing it at home would end up costing more

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

The reply from one of her arse lickers about the salad made me laugh about growing your own lettuce to save money omg lettuce is so frigging cheap to buy I’m sure growing it at home would end up costing more

But to be fair it would give her even more "me time" and she would be an allotment expert within 3 hours... For new youtube content.

 

[MakeMineADouble]

Kinda a lurker so hi but watching Fopps post a story about following Tash_Blake_Ivy, I’ve noticed a bunch of the cliche mums are taking it in turns on who to promote next on their stories like it’s on some beggy rota.... they all did the same in promoting Fopps basic website

 

[PatsyDarling]

No ‘xxx’ for this lady
And she’s not exactly a new mum who’s never been to Tesco before - is she???!

 

[Catwinky]

No ‘xxx’ for this lady
And she’s not exactly a new mum who’s never been to Tesco before - is she???!

A 'new mum' who can't cope with/ hasn't fathomed what to do with trollies at a supermarket with kids that has a parenting tips blog.....
You really can't make this tit up

 

[Mammyof1]

Request your trolley like you do your jacket potato? I honestly couldn’t believe I read it

Imagine “hi Tesco it’s me queen of Warwick Nikki Ryan aka fopperholic, requesting my two seater trolley for my twins, that’s two babies and red carpet to walk from my Range Rover evoque, do you know I’ve a Range Rover?!!!!! It’s UHmazing!!!! And I’ve twins, that’s TWO babies that’s why I need to pre order a two seater trolley because I’m a supermum because I’ve twins”
daft bint

 

[Shivers]

So she CAN have caffeine as she’s admitting Pepsi max cherry is her favourite drink. What a weird thing to lie about?!

More Fopperbollocks.

 

[Corky]

What do I regret video for tomorrow. Probably not getting a full time nanny to bring up my kids for me. Regret having them as they don't sit there like little dolls. Grow up.

 

[Ellsbells123]

Now this should be interesting, let me start you off....
Advising exercise so soon after a section.
Continuing your life as if your babies didn’t exist.
Blaming them for giving up your job.
Constantly buying tat to make hauls rather than teaching your boys to sit up.
Starving yourself and bragging about being a size 8.
Making a % of your followers feel tit for not having a post partum body like yours.
Being tit at SW../

How many of those regrets will we see......

 

[Birdy60]

Is she on Instagram?

Notorious racist/lift gate?

What do I regret video for tomorrow. Probably not getting a full time nanny to bring up my kids for me. Regret having them as they don't sit there like little dolls. Grow up.

Putting all my life and everything in between in the internet? Just for starters!