MY GOD. I have never heard of this site until fopperbollocks (excellent name btw) waffled on about it, and I’m SO glad to see other people say the exact same as my inner thoughts every time I read her tit.
It started with the patronising psychotic “mmm’s” she does but now just every bleeping she says makes me eye roll my way into last week. I used to love her but now the second hand cringe I get from her and her fake, try hard posts makes me shudder. Her story today was the last bleeping straw and I had to unfollow, how non maternal can one woman be?! You can see her twitching, knowing that everyone says the same about her, as she desperately tried to reassure her beloved following that she nearly cried leaving the boys today. No you did not. You absolutely, categorically did not almost cry.
You threw them at your mother, probably made some weird, nasty remark about her as you love doing, skipped out the door and jumped in the car to film yourself and your shiny frozen forehead pretending to be upset.
Fopperfuckthefuckoff