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Ah but she played the heart problems age card when she wanted a private jet home from Florida

I’d forgotten about that! You’re right. Her dad had ‘heart problems’ when they needed a flight home, but how dare WE mention it now? We’re SO cruel.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

OK too one for the team !

1. big mascara smudges on both lids ....
2. Started to count the lip smacking but got annoying !
3. Chris did the shop she took the boys for a walk
4. SHE DOES NOT HAVE THE BOYS ON SW - OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS THEY ARE ONLY 20 MONTHS .....
5. She makes lollies with the squeezy yoghurts - Hmmmm funny someone mentioned that on here @Scullybob I think it was ..... but we've never seen the boys eat them
6. Chris bought LOADS of alcohol - about 3 bottles of wine and half dozen cans of cider and only one bottle of white which she likes !
7. Lots of snackage stuff for the boys - and some of them although only classed as low syn had all 'red' markings on the fat/carbs/etc - can't think of the correct term !
8. There was Aldi version of Vage which she LOVES LOVES .... and could eat the whole tub - which was one of them will a handle on !!
9. There was turkey mince - obvs ! few other meats and cooked meats
10. Chris is 'such a foodie' - her words not mine and look he's bought a pack of 4 very slim fingers of different cheeses (think cheddar/chive, wensyldale/apricot - you know like you'd get at Christmas

That's about it folks - nothing exciting, nothing I'd want to rush out and buy.... although it has give me the nudge to consider going back to Aldi as it is better value - but they still spent over £100 for 2 adults and 2 toddlers... (nappies included!)


YOU'RE WELCOME

 

[Em85C]

Check out the wonky as fuck door frame

 

[ChubClubThug]

Sorry if this has been covered.... her post on her stories about the 'mini twisters' has me fucking howling someone comments on Chris's instagram he has a small willy then she puts up a story about these lollies being mini but still a good size just me orrrr?

Hahahaha just as well you're happy to do with mini

 

[Ellsbells123]

It’s also insensitive as some of her followers will have lost loved ones.... and not been able to mourn them properly.... but that doesn’t matter cos Nikki can see her parents even though she’s not supposed to !! I’m still wondering who does her parents shopping ?

I was very open on here that we had a relative in intensive care, that relative was my father in law, who lives over 100 miles south of us. He spent 8 days in intensive care and a further 8 days on a Covid ward. I had never, until the day he was taken to intensive care, seen my husband cry. My sister in law got the “goodbye” call that all families receive when he was taken down. It’s horrendous, you get one update day and the days are long. Not faulting the NHS, they were amazing and so rushed off their feet. He was sent home on 17th April, is still eating purée food as the ventilation tube has damaged his throat and gets out of breath climbing the stairs! Going home doesn’t mean it’s over, it’s just the start!
So watching people “celebrate “ that they can sit in somebodies garden when the death rate is slowly creeping back up, really angered me!! Sorry to rant.....

Sorry to burst your bubble but he doesn’t have to shield because he’s had a pacemaker. You have no idea why he needed it and for all you know he could be fairly fit & healthy.

I usually find this thread funny but I think its just cruel to suggest she’s risking her dads health.

Don’t worry, you haven’t burst my bubble. I live in the real world, I don’t live in a Nikki shaped bubble. I never suggested he does need to shield and no I don’t know anything about his health! I do, however, know that he is over 70 and classed as at risk, regardless of any other health condition. So he should be protected, which also means Nikki’s mum should be protecting him. By meeting others, she isn’t doing this. It’s up to them what they do and how they do it. I don’t really care to be honest, as long as I do all I can to keep my own family safe and not put people at risk that I potentially will come into contact with, then I know I have done all I can!

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

 

[Shivers]

A celebratory glass of wine.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

she looks like a dehydrated, scraggly old piss head. This is what the fags, stella and years of sun abuse has done to her. Fillers can only do so much. She also isn't blessed with great genetics. I would never throw shade at someone for their looks normally, but i have been living for these shots since the lockdown was announced she is the most rude, vain person going. Someone who always judges on appearance.... She totally deserves being brought down a peg or two!

Like this ???

 

[Salmonshirt]

Someone on her fb post has asked what announcement and she’s put ‘sky news’ does she think sky news is the one and only portal for news?! She clearly takes no notice of the daily briefings and announcements. How embarrassing

Everyone without sky news has been carrying on as normal the last ten weeks and wondering why everything was shut/quieter

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

This woman is absolutely fucked in the head I can not deal with that advert For a start she looks like she’s about to deep throat that grenade bar which tbh she probably is as it’s 10x the size of deux Chebs knob... I can’t help but compare myself to her because my little one is the same age as the twins and she makes me die inside. I’m a good 15 years younger than her and the way she carries on baffles me. No hats on the kids, putting absolute boats on their little feet, feeding them next to fuck all, letting them have nappy free time and then fuming because they’ve shit on the floor. I feel so so sorry for Lawson he is the black sheep in that house. And she is creating a monster in Grayson as harsh as that sounds. She is bizarre and needs an intervention ASAP. Trying to flog lounge wear that I nor my friends would be seen dead in, trying to get in with all the younger iNfLuEnCeRs... fuck off and get a real job you beggy twat. Also Her breath must absolutely stink from eating all that protein.

 

[Filterholic]

Thread suggestion - Fopperholic- As many tattle threads as my age, need you to swipe up to pay my wage

 

[HMC]

Looks like Chris isn’t as quick at deleting comments

 

[nosey_lurker123]

So we get a photo of a burger with balsamic and a photo of the same burger with sweet chilli but not one of Lawson’s shoes because she didn’t want to put the same thing on twice. Ok then hun. I’m still irked about that all these months later I think I need to get over it

 

[Eyerolling]

Of course he has to act all arrogant on social media. He has to put on a brave face because:
1) his wife is showing them up by flogging gifted items for a fiver, showing how skint they are
2) his wife sits on her phone 24/7
3) his wife has shown everyone their house is a tip
4) his wife has shown everyone she is a narcissist
5) they have no life
6) his wife mucks up her “career” every day
7) everyone has seen his petit knob
8) everyone can see they have no interest in parenting
9) every part of their boring day has to be filmed
10) his wife is a beggy, embarrassing desperado

I could go on and on and on. Their life is a fake shit show so he has to act like Billy Big Balls ( and we know he’s not in more ways than one)

 

[Bwacac]

first thought was not good....very porno looking- not the right look for a protein bar but then her pot noodle one was woeful! who gives her these ideas?

What about the graze one where she had me time in the ball pit? She’s loopy

 

[LeslieKnope]

Thread suggestion:

With Dior and ASDA, Fopps thinks she’s fit, shame she can’t realise she’s just a right tit.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

It was never ever for the boys. It’s all to keep up with the young influencers on Instagram she creams her knickers over.

This exactly..... she's see the other upstarts with their bigger houses.... nicer cars..... fancy clothes..... getting all the ads and she wants a bit of that even though she's a good 15 years old and has no USP...... she's dull and fake beyond belief and I personally think that they are probably getting themselves further and further into debt to keep up the facade..... ! She's past it compared to all these young pretty girls she so wants to be.....

If there is two things I'd advise any young person/couple on here do not try and keep up with others and get yourself into debt just to have the superficial lifestyle these instagrammers portray (I'm sure you're all sensible on this page anyway!).........we over spent - not trying to keep up with the Joneses but because I liked nice stuff ..... and now in our 50's we still have a big mortgage and debts.... which I so wish we hadn't...... !! The other thing is if anyone is carrying loads of weight try and lose it while you're young cos it's bloody hard now I'm in my 50's.... I'm about 6 stone over weight and it's such a struggle.....

Anyway.... here endeth the sermon according to Don't Miss Much ....

 

[RumNCoke]

Thread suggestion: Dior glasses paired with an asda dress, just like her content - her life is a mess.

 

[Bluefox]

That's what I like about Chelsea, she just films the boys and if she says anything, it's just her interacting with the boys and mainly praising them. I once asked her why she didn't have a you tube channel and she told me that she doesn't like being filmed and she wouldn't even know where to start. I find her so honest and the boys are so funny. I really wish Fopps would watch and learn, but we know she won't. She likes to be on camera way too much to do that. I don't believe for one second that she let them have ice creams. I've never seen her letting them have even a milk lolly. You'd think she'd make some home made lollies with blueberries and banana, they'd love them and they're so healthy. She's not a foodie, if she was she'd be making loads of healthy, tasty meals for the kids instead of giving them slimming world slop.

You've just reminded me to make some lollies with mine!

And yet more personalised clothes. I don't get it, I know the safety aspect of it has been discussed before but does she struggle to remember who they are? Maybe some companies should gift her clothing with instructions and reminders on instead like "put a hat on me" or "I don't need a tan" "let me play independently" to help her remember the things no one told her she had to do.

Any small businesses reading - we'll be happy to provide you with slogan tee ideas for her

 

[Ellsbells123]

3 hours and not online, something tells me either her phone has broken or she isn’t spending the bank holiday in her own back garden!