Fopperholic #2 Desperate to stay thin, put the mug cake in the bin

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Who exactly is sorting the babies out at bed and bath time whilst she’s photographing herself, writing lengthy essay posts, vetting comments for any negativity...
 
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@Salmonshirt Ah prob that then! Most of us mere mortal mums have stretch marks etc, I have them for days, but where she is concerned I just thought perhaps little miss perfect didn’t want the world seeing hers!!

Who exactly is sorting the babies out at bed and bath time whilst she’s photographing herself, writing lengthy essay posts, vetting comments for any negativity...
It’s so sad that even her babies bedtime routine has to be about her body selfies and like you say the essays and comment patrolling!
 
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Maybe he is having an affair ...
 
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Maybe he is having an affair ...
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She’s covering a tat - I remember her having a few when she posted her pregnancy holiday pics - sure she’s got one on either side of her tummy and the hideous sun one on her belly button
 
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Maybe he is having an affair ...
Maybe he just wants away from the screeching. The woman thinks she deserves a medal for doing bathtime three nights in a row. Some single mums do it themselves every night for years on end .
 
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fopperholic - 3 - will the twins ever sit, lashes of a twit, as if the hubby is fit!
 
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Maybe he is having an affair ...
I actually can’t see that as he loves the whole “trophy wife” thing and looks like he’s well under her thumb! They think they are some sort of social media power couple so he’s definitely as bad as her for the whole presentation and how things look to the world!!
 
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The body post pic. Was there really any need to have a pic with no knickers on? I'm pretty sure you could still get your point across without having to stand there with us all knowing that you're taking that pic with ya flaps out! I mean honestly there isn't an ounce of class is there?!
 
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Fopperholic: twins plonked in the jumperoo, whilst videoing her bod for the views.
 
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Thread suggestion - Her twins sleep all night, she’s not that bright, carbs give her a fright, she talks a lot of.... nonsense
 
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Flapperholic
 
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New thread suggestion ‘Fopperholic only cares about her weight, instead of getting those boys to sit up straight!’
 
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‘Loves a Primark frock and if you don’t kiss her arse, she’ll delete and block!’
 
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Good lawd,

Think I want to take that credit I gave earlier, back. She's spent near enough all afternoon and evening on social media. Think Miss Fopps is a little lonely on her own, which I get, I'm on my own in the week with 2 children, though I give my family/friends a call for a chat after my children are in bed. Stop seeking gratification from strangers and give your boys attention.
 
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I had my WTF face on too when she showed them, my daughter once had a make your own hairbands set that came with glitter, glue and naff beads, looked just like that!
This really made me laugh out loud that’s EXACTLY what they’re like!
 
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