Would be so nice to see her actually cuddling those lovely little boys and showing genuine affection instead of just prodding and screeching at them like a toddler would at a puppyDo you know what just dawned on me? I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of her carrying either twin, or with them on her lap in a natural motherly way. Or picking them up to throw them in the air, or any kind of physical play. It’s weird. It’s all very arms length? They’re either on the floor, in high chairs or lying on the bed.
In baby language he was basically saying , bitch... stop prodding me.. who the fuck are you?Did you say mummy?
Did you say mummy?
Did you say mummy?
Nope, so f*ck off poking me
This is true. My clothes are covered in shit constantly because I always have a baby hanging off me. She never has a hair out of place! The closest we saw was a tiny fleck of food on her. Never seen baby drool, sticky fingers, milk etc.on herDo you know what just dawned on me? I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of her carrying either twin, or with them on her lap in a natural motherly way. Or picking them up to throw them in the air, or any kind of physical play. It’s weird. It’s all very arms length? They’re either on the floor, in high chairs or lying on the bed.
Yup - I did GCSE’s and I’m 44! Not corrected!Tbf, I am (quite a bit) older than her and I did O levels and they were phasing them out when I did them.
Just wait til they're 2 and she'll have to "surfboard" carry them under each arm out of Costa cos they're running around manicThis is true. My clothes are covered in shit constantly because I always have a baby hanging off me. She never has a hair out of place! The closest we saw was a tiny fleck of food on her. Never seen baby drool, sticky fingers, milk etc.on her
I leave the house covered in all sorts to go to the corner shop..This is true. My clothes are covered in shit constantly because I always have a baby hanging off me. She never has a hair out of place! The closest we saw was a tiny fleck of food on her. Never seen baby drool, sticky fingers, milk etc.on her
This is it I can't understand how she isn't with two one year olds that she looks after all dayI leave the house covered in all sorts to go to the corner shop..
I don’t give a fuck. All o think it “everyone knows I’ve got babies”
That’s meSomeone said it before and it’s so true, the pictures of her with them look like they’re for a littlewoods catalogue, and not in a good way Fopps if you’re reading this! But in the sense that they look so detached from each other, not like a mother with her sons at all; she’s just so posed in every shot, usually looking off into the distance, not holding them in a natural loving way etc.
Even when they were tiny some of the pics were bizarre..
Not sure if that was gifted but given that the cake smash is she should put ADShouldn’t she be marking the photo shoot pic as an AD been as it’s been gifted?
Ahh this is a good point. I’m no longer 28, I’m 27 and 10 and a half months (corrected). It’s been a lifelong battle being 6 weeks premature and forever catching up with my peers!I’ve just realised I’ve been doing it all wrong, when people ask me my age I’ve been saying I’ll be 37 next month, but really I’m 36 and 8 months (corrected)
I have a feeling that even when they are 2 they will still be strapped up tight in their pushchairs. So much easier that way for floppybollocks to take her insta photos ! Stupid ignorant bitch.Just wait til they're 2 and she'll have to "surfboard" carry them under each arm out of Costa cos they're running around manichonestly can't wait for that shit. Hope Chris has the camera ready at all times.
Gonna just keep calling them statuesI think I’d concentrate on letting them discover that toy for themselves rather than worry if a shape is a hexagon or a bloody trapezium - talk about run before they can walk
Oh sorry, they can walk and run -apparently - she’s just saving those videos
Does anyone think she’s sewn Velcro patches onto their arses? Sitting on their little bottoms seems to be the default position
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