Look at the tiny little man trying to defend Big Mama.
Hey Asshole. Portrait mode doesnt pick random objects and blur them. It also doesnt erase lines wrinkles and sun damage, or make her hairy chinny chin chins vanish. Your wife keeps saying "no photo shop, no filters, no face tune." Then cries because shes so fucking stupid she thinks people dont see it.
Sounds like she needs some help. How about using a positive reinforcer to motivate her to not be so sloppy with her work? Or...that may only reinforce her stupidity by giving her attention and making a negative a positive since she enjoys attention, right? So that positive that turned negative is still positive by your logic.
Theres only one solution. Take away her cheese.