Title edited to fitIt is #163 for us Tattlers! Yippie! A Maaassssive Thank You and Congratulations to @Bogey for sending us into PaLOOZA week with a fantastic title. Please give her some Tattle lovin’ guyth!
Fathering Autism #163 A Jet Ski Built for 3 Barely Held Pig’s Knee. She’s Gonna Bust the Stage in DC.
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Title edited to fitIt is #163 for us Tattlers! Yippie! A Maaassssive Thank You and Congratulations to @Bogey for sending us into PaLOOZA week with a fantastic title. Please give her some Tattle lovin’ guyth!
Congratulations, Bogey! 
Thank you all. I feel tho thpecial. Grab your popcorn tattlers, I have a feeling this will be a great week!
Well done and thank you for the awesome new title
It is #163 for us Tattlers! Yippie! A Maaassssive Thank You and Congratulations to @Bogey for sending us into PaLOOZA week with a fantastic title. Please give her some Tattle lovin’ guyth!
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I love this thread's new poll. I chose COPS because I want to see a nice 4AM takedown with Twatty passed out from an icecream and vodka coma, attached to her sleep apnea machine, Tubby drunkenly multitasking as he is furiously responding to snarky comments whilst surfing porn wearing gimpy-themed gear with Boy Wonder in the shiteshack engaged in his secret passion, the world of FurryCon. Meanwhile, Abbie is feeling quite satisfied watching the mayhem unfold.....just the way she dreamed it would.
….the world of FurryCon!Well done and thank you for the awesome new title
I love this thread's new poll. I chose COPS because I want to see a nice 4AM takedown with Twatty passed out from an icecream and vodka coma, attached to her sleep apnea machine, Tubby drunkenly multitasking as he is furiously responding to snarky comments whilst surfing porn wearing gimpy-themed gear with Boy Wonder in the shiteshack engaged in his secret passion, the world of FurryCon. Meanwhile, Abbie is feeling quite satisfied watching the mayhem unfold.....just the way she dreamed it would.
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Shiiiiiiiit!
I would love to see your episode of COPS.
Great title Bogey, can't wait for Tubby to see it and that his knowledge of the jet ski backfired
they need to be on a show called My 800 lb Jet Ski
they need to be on a show called My 800 lb Jet Ski
LOVE the new poll LMAOOO
Already there is Asshat with his narrative....Abbie is excited to see them...making it look like she hopped up and gave ass a big hug.. hmmm...no.... that is probably her deep pressure thing she does... they really make me sick with their narratives. I think it would be more interesting to just be honest and drop the narratives..but I guess it makes the humpties happy...
"Abbie thrives on chaos!"
"Abbie needs things a certain way and hates to have her routines interrupted and that's why she melted down in the restaurant."
"Even without her cereal or her couch at camp, even with breaks in her routine.....she's very flexible."
"Abbie needs things a certain way and hates to have her routines interrupted and that's why she melted down in the restaurant."
"Even without her cereal or her couch at camp, even with breaks in her routine.....she's very flexible."
Don't get drunk and mistake those for a thnack piggy.
Congrats @Bogey and thanks Wow!
PS...I'm taking my ball & going home...
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PS...I'm taking my ball & going home...
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You're right that ain't no hug......
It’s almost like he gives her a made up personality because she doesn’t really have one (honking, eating and causing chaos and destruction don’t count lol) It sort of reminds me of the time we caught my little cousin putting their family hamster Theodore into his remote controlled race car. My cousin was adamant Theodore was just “so excited” and was “loving it” when it was clear that the poor hamster was doing no such thing. Hamster was quickly rescued, cousin had a telling off and a talking to about how animals are not toys, that we treat them with respect and to not do anything like it ever again. Abbie is Theodore, compete blank look on her face or showing the complete opposite emotion to that of what her so called caretakers are trying to convince us of p.s Little cousin learned his lesson and Theo went on to live a happy little hamster life doing hamster things
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WTF was up with his counting?
Thank you, @Bogey and @WowMeowMeowWow for the new thread and great title! I dug through the archives and found three Huns (well, Red is a former Hun of course) who could fit on a jet ski.
The bigger the earrings the smaller my fat head looks ~ probably a pig thought.
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