Live from Quarantine:
What's up, What's up! Take a look at all our mutherfuckin' things. Spend the next thirty minutes looking at my mutherfuckin' face, my man boobs and my Ray-Bans baby!
Focus on the positive people, like eating Captain Crunch. Oh goody goody, hey there bikini clad beastie, how's college. It's kinda hard learning ASL with a deaf professor. Ha ha
bleeping ha. No, we don't know ASL, we can't be bothered with that sillyness. We only learn Abbie's adaptive demand signs. Speaking of which, here my sweet girl, have a snack, cause you know, you must be hungry, you demanded it using your adaptive demand sign. Good job sweet girl! Oh look, my wife, coming home from grocery shopping in her swimsuit. Wash yo hands, ho! Like typically, I get our groceries delivered but I had to pivot you know what I'm sayin? And what were people doing? It's like, they were shopping on a typical Saturday, I am the only one who should be shopping on a typical Saturday. Oh, and they had limits healthy foods. So, typically I would not buy all this junk food but it's okay for now know what I'm sayin.