Urgh, of course it's a Vans baseball cap. He is so desperate to be the world's oldest, greyest teenager #sad #cringe.
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I’m cringing for him. Maybe his not cool mate (guessing it’s F1 mate) told him there could be no content whilst he was there with him for the evening night, so he had to come up with this bs to ease his over zealous recording finger. He’s really back in the game at the moment isn’t he, churning out pointless stuff by the minute, it was only a few months back that he was telling us how a break from his phone and social media was so good for our mental health...he’s making up for that break right 
vans were a thing when my kids were teens are they still a sign of coolness for kids or is it like superdry, where men in their late 40s and 50s have misappropriated it so no self respecting teen would be seen dead in it?
Got an easy day today so I'm gonna break it down in the order he's posted. It DOES make sense, kinda.
1. Bus stop at New Malden. It's a 10 min walk to the station from there but he took a slightly longer route via Caffe Nero
2. Walking up New Malden high street with his Nero swag
3. Train to Waterloo. 25 mins or so to caption & upload his stories covering 1-3 on this list
4. Jubilee Line travelator at Waterloo (don't think he wanted to go this way but tbf it can be confusing)
5. Oh! He's back on the main concourse again at Waterloo taking another random selfie
6. Northern line tube. Well done Simon you're doing great
7. Outside Euston station selfie for no reason because he's not travelling from there
8. Walk to St Pancras station
9. Missed train by 30 seconds. Damn that Euston selfie!
10. No doubt got on the next train and made that fun video of stages 4-9
It's scintillating content, folks, can't wait for the next instalment!
1. Bus stop at New Malden. It's a 10 min walk to the station from there but he took a slightly longer route via Caffe Nero
2. Walking up New Malden high street with his Nero swag
3. Train to Waterloo. 25 mins or so to caption & upload his stories covering 1-3 on this list
4. Jubilee Line travelator at Waterloo (don't think he wanted to go this way but tbf it can be confusing)
5. Oh! He's back on the main concourse again at Waterloo taking another random selfie
6. Northern line tube. Well done Simon you're doing great
7. Outside Euston station selfie for no reason because he's not travelling from there
8. Walk to St Pancras station
9. Missed train by 30 seconds. Damn that Euston selfie!
10. No doubt got on the next train and made that fun video of stages 4-9
It's scintillating content, folks, can't wait for the next instalment!
He’s a regular Dora The Explorer! But less interesting.Got an easy day today so I'm gonna break it down in the order he's posted. It DOES make sense, kinda.
1. Bus stop at New Malden. It's a 10 min walk to the station from there but he took a slightly longer route via Caffe Nero
2. Walking up New Malden high street with his Nero swag
3. Train to Waterloo. 25 mins or so to caption & upload his stories covering 1-3 on this list
4. Jubilee Line travelator at Waterloo (don't think he wanted to go this way but tbf it can be confusing)
5. Oh! He's back on the main concourse again at Waterloo taking another random selfie
6. Northern line tube. Well done Simon you're doing great
7. Outside Euston station selfie for no reason because he's not travelling from there
8. Walk to St Pancras station
9. Missed train by 30 seconds. Damn that Euston selfie!
10. No doubt got on the next train and made that fun video of stages 4-9
It's scintillating content, folks, can't wait for the next instalment!
I bloody love SuperDryI’m cringing for him. Maybe his not cool mate (guessing it’s F1 mate) told him there could be no content whilst he was there with him for the evening night, so he had to come up with this bs to ease his over zealous recording finger. He’s really back in the game at the moment isn’t he, churning out pointless stuff by the minute, it was only a few months back that he was telling us how a break from his phone and social media was so good for our mental health...he’s making up for that break right
vans were a thing when my kids were teens are they still a sign of coolness for kids or is it like superdry, where men in their late 40s and 50s have misappropriated it so no self respecting teen would be seen dead in it?
(and I’m in my 40s) 
He probably manually changed the time on his wrist watch for content #melt
It was Hollister for the cool kids in my day. My dad bought us all red vans T shirts for christmas two years ago- obviously he got them in the wrong sizes then complained that we never wore them.I’m cringing for him. Maybe his not cool mate (guessing it’s F1 mate) told him there could be no content whilst he was there with him for the evening night, so he had to come up with this bs to ease his over zealous recording finger. He’s really back in the game at the moment isn’t he, churning out pointless stuff by the minute, it was only a few months back that he was telling us how a break from his phone and social media was so good for our mental health...he’s making up for that break right
vans were a thing when my kids were teens are they still a sign of coolness for kids or is it like superdry, where men in their late 40s and 50s have misappropriated it so no self respecting teen would be seen dead in it?
I went out in Lonsdale London pants todayyyyyy which I've had for years. I give less of a care about how I dress now then I did when I was 18. I hope someone will offer to do a collab with him. Surprised they never got anything from welovefrugi for the twinnies.
It feels like a Dark episode.
"Yesterday today and tomorrow are not consecutive, they are connected in a never ending circle".
Omg thank you for this. My heart can rest easy now.Got an easy day today so I'm gonna break it down in the order he's posted. It DOES make sense, kinda.
1. Bus stop at New Malden. It's a 10 min walk to the station from there but he took a slightly longer route via Caffe Nero
2. Walking up New Malden high street with his Nero swag
3. Train to Waterloo. 25 mins or so to caption & upload his stories covering 1-3 on this list
4. Jubilee Line travelator at Waterloo (don't think he wanted to go this way but tbf it can be confusing)
5. Oh! He's back on the main concourse again at Waterloo taking another random selfie
6. Northern line tube. Well done Simon you're doing great
7. Outside Euston station selfie for no reason because he's not travelling from there
8. Walk to St Pancras station
9. Missed train by 30 seconds. Damn that Euston selfie!
10. No doubt got on the next train and made that fun video of stages 4-9
It's scintillating content, folks, can't wait for the next instalment!
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is he 40 yet? he looks absolutely DECREPIT
So does my 50 something husband...thus the reason my kids won’t go near it, whereas a decade ago they were tapping me up for the overpriced T-shirts, hoodies and coatsI bloody love SuperDry
Holister was my daughters fave and although it was pricy af and I couldn’t see anything other than dust particles flying around, I felt it was my duty to enable her in this trend in order to embarrass her by telling her I thought it was likely I was a cougar because I thought how gorgeous and fit the young assistants were in there
she quickly ditched that for retro charity shop bits 
#mumwinI couldn’t recall who he reminded me of in that “in front of the mirror” full on gay 22 year old circa 2019, then it occurred to me...out fit George Michael in his wham days and face of Alan sugar
I get huge Nathan Barley vibes from him…
Wasn't Nathan Barley a bit endearing? Maybe I'm remembering that wrong
Let's get these hearts beating faster and faster.
Bare ankles scream Italian gigolo to me.
It really is such an unappealing look.
It’s so try hard, especially with the faux nonchalant expression he’s pulling.
This applies to both of them
If that's your baby you're too harsh hun! I think she looks cute- all mismatched is all the rage these days.
Could do a #sandler
I love vans but I’m aware as I’m rapidly approaching my 30’s I’m ageing out of it
vans, converse et al to me was the fall out boy, panic at the disco mid 2000’s era brands- think the classic trainers are still popular with the young uns though.
a cap should be nowhere near a middle aged man though unless he is actually Tony Hawk.
No worries hun. Boden and Joules are just a click away.I love vans but I’m aware as I’m rapidly approaching my 30’s I’m ageing out of it
vans, converse et al to me was the fall out boy, panic at the disco mid 2000’s era brands- think the classic trainers are still popular with the young uns though.
a cap should be nowhere near a middle aged man though unless he is actually Tony Hawk.
20% off too at the moment.
Not to transparency
#AD#prproduct#cozy
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My kids still wear Vans (and converse come to that) but they’re both into the skateboarding ‘scene’. In fact, I know I’m old, not because of the trainers I wear, but because the teenagers of today are now dressing like I did as a teenager way back in the 90’s (I say ‘way back’, but in my head 1992 was only 10 years ago 
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).Where exactly is he going ‘out out’ dressed like that? A wine bar circa 1986?
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