Falasious #2 Fatlasious always telling tall tales, stupid grin and lying about the number on the scales!

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She said the lock jaw is through stress…stress from what eating all day and making packed lunches?!
 
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She said the lock jaw is through stress…stress from what eating all day and making packed lunches?!
She’s a complete control freak isn’t she? She not coping with something right now clearly.
 
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Stressed there is only 12 hours in a day to get the grub in.
Stressed to only have 3 meals and 18 snacks a day
Stressed because the borrowers want their kitchen utensils back
Stressed because she's an idiot and people are onto her.
 
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It can’t be a coincidence that stressed is desserts spelt backwards.

She’s just fucking with us now. Lock jaw my ass.
 
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To insist on eating something to eat once you get to the supermarket and everytime you go food shopping is not normal. She’s just left her house having filmed herself eating her large breakfast, so the need for more food to eat once she gets to Tesco is not healthy. Her whole mentality around food is obsessional.
 
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Stressed there is only 12 hours in a day to get the grub in.
Stressed to only have 3 meals and 18 snacks a day
Stressed because the borrowers want their kitchen utensils back
Stressed because she's an idiot and people are onto her.
4 great thread suggestions right here
 
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She definitely over exaggerates her ‘lock jaw’, she can barely open her mouth to speak and then every now and again she forgets and opens it more normally.

Probably the only person in the world who will carry on gaining weight with lock jaw
 
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That eating soup was frigging painful. She opens it more than that to stumble over her sentences.
 
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