Yes I’m bored and on TikTok. Only posting for Toto’s smile in this.
WOW! Great list!Alright, here we go. My inaugural ranking of the Sky Sports presenters.
1. Martin
The man himself. Forget King Charles III, THIS is the real King. Somehow makes the grid walk look easy despite the sensory overload. Doesn't give a shit about walking up to celebrities week in, week out, and asking them pointless questions such as "do you like cars?", "what do you think of the colour red?", "who are you?". Approach life as though you're doing a grid walk - chaotic yet confident.
2. Jenson
In a world of poorly-fitting suits and shiny foreheads, Jenson brings much-needed glamour and beauty to the team. We love Jnsn. Although I worry that Sky prefers PDR to Jnsn. Possibly because PDR has a lower fee given that he's never won a championship. Facts *George Russell voice*
3. Ted
Only a man who lives in shorts could single-handedly rattle an entire fanbase and Karen Horner. Absolutely love to see it. Long live The Notebook.
4. Natalie
Has the patience of a saint for dealing with this gaggle of blokes every other week. Always looks great despite operating out of what seems to be the hottest places on earth too. Maybe this is why Nico no longer attends races - he'd get too oily.
5. Rachel
Seems to attract a bunch of creepy men on Insta. Lots of comments about her legs. They are good tbf. Same comment as Natalie applies.
6. Naomi
This woman should be protected at all costs. I rank her slightly below Natalie and Rachel because she's newer but she's a great addition to the team and think she will be fully settled next year. Clearly fancies Sir Lewis too, but who doesn't.
7. Crofty
Always wearing trousers that are too tight. Perhaps he is struggling to lose the post-covid weight like I am. Either way, I don't want to see your cock and balls. BUT nothing gets me hyped like "AND IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO" (aside from "ok Lewis, it's hammertime"). Apparently he stole the line from Ben Edwards, but he isn't on the list. Nae debates, as Mario from Cleaning from Mario fame would say.
8. Nico
Shiny forehead. I know he is the villain but he does offer some decent insight (sometimes). I actually quite like it when he pops up from his lair. Maybe that says more about the Sky Sports team than anything else though.
9. Anthony
I think he uses the big TV. Let me just google it..."anthony davidson big tv". Oh, there he is. Anyone who takes on the big TV is braver than I am. It reminds me of the interactive whiteboards my school started rolling out in the early 2000s. None of the teachers could use them. Not Anthony though.
10. Damon
Doesn't feel like we've seen much of him this year. Or has this year just been ridiculously long? Maybe both. Looks a bit like a goat. This commentary is almost as bad as PDR's when a race is delayed and he's trying desperately to fill the time.
11. Simon
Professional. There to do a job. Some might even say he is a bit boring. Feel like he would order plain chicken at Nandos. I don't know, I'm vegetarian. Not much else to say.
12. Johnny
No strong feelings. He's fine. I also don't remember seeing him much this year. Maybe he's been there all along. Johnny, is that really you? I am struggling here. How many more people are on this list? I regret doing this. Someone help me please.
13. Danica
Definitely new to the job, shall we say. May or may not be shagging PDR. Who knows. I certainly hope not. No one asked for this. Her outfits are good so credit where it's due.
14. Karun
Also good at using the big TV. But also a bit of a Max fanboy. You win some, you lose some.
15. PDR
An annoyance. Often pronounces Mercedes as "Mer-shay-deez". I am also Scottish and have never heard anyone pronounce it that way. No excuses, and zero tolerance for this behaviour. Bottom of the list for you.
OMG it's hilarious from the beginning until the end! Ferni's smirk LOLWhat in the inspector Seb is this
wow, I am warming up to tik tok, who am I kidding, I downloaded it just for F1, no regretsThis is
Own it! Hold your head up high and be proud of your decisionswow, I am warming up to tik tok, who am I kidding, I downloaded it just for F1, no regrets
but I don;t know what I would tell people I know if anybody asks me if I have it LOOOOL
Mine is mostly F1 and I follow some ladies who do fashion haulswow, I am warming up to tik tok, who am I kidding, I downloaded it just for F1, no regrets
but I don;t know what I would tell people I know if anybody asks me if I have it LOOOOL
May the lord open (my legs for you Sir)Just catching up on last nights Handmaids Tale so don’t be posting anything too exciting. Praise Be
Mine was just random thought dumping on this thread. God knows how many more thought dumps I'm gonna share with yasWhatAre these lists??I’m so confused
any particular requests?!Can we please make the last pages of this thread and something like the ten first pages of the next thread into some thirstposting.
I've had the longest day, with my brain not even able to relax for a second, even when I tried putting work aside it kept reminding me about that one envelope laying in my car that I needed to post. Wasn't able to have one second of rest because my brain was sounding all the alarm about that one fucking envelope.
Now that it's delivered and I've gotten some good I'm better.
I DEMAND EVEN MORE THIRST TODAY
please and thank you
same. i love a list and i love thought dumps - so perfect comboMine was just random thought dumping on this thread. God knows how many more thought dumps I'm gonna share with yas
Are the ‘paying off Danny Ric money’ jokes old?I was looking at the new Castore/McLaren clothes and freaking hell McLaren!! Do you think we are Cresus or something?!?!?!
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Just anyone at this pointany particular requests?!
please, i’m here with all my lights turned off so the neighbourhood children can’t see mei am out of sweets and need a distraction!
sorry you’ve had a long daythirst incoming i hope!
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