Would definitely get one of his best mates on the teams name on my shirt if it was me.I need to vent.... the audacitiy of men.
So as I have alluded my ex was a professional football - not in the premier league now - lower down before anyone gets excited. Every year since he signed/ we were together ( 15 years) he would buy my season ticket, my home shirt and if I liked the training kit like one of the hoodies or the coat. You get my drift. Last night I get home from the pub on my doorstep is my season ticket, my home shirt ( with his name and number on the back) and several items of the training kit with a note
"I couldnt break traditions no matter how hard I tried. The training kit is your favourite colour so got it all. Love Always"
1) You broke up with me
2) Youre dating someone else
3) Im mentally dating David Malukas and Pato O'Ward at the same time leave me alone.
Now just to figure our what player on the back of my shirt to get instead to wind him up even more!
I may be floating on a pink sky nowadays, but I still know how to be a little petty and get my revenge.
Or even better, if there is someone on the team he can't stand, go for that guy.